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Dorptoons - Enneths Unite


Enneth was dumping baked beans into his shoes inside of Parlor Swipple's moldy basement. All was normal, at least as normal as something like that can get. "DORP I WISH I COULD BEET UP THE MEEN FRACKEN WHAP HATS" he screamed. All of a sudden, a portal made of baked beans appeared and a group of lameheads stepped out. "WE ARE THE DERPING ENNETHS" they said. They all looked nearly identical to Enneth except for their hair and eye colors. "IM DERPING KENNETH" said the blue one. "IM BENNETH AND I WANT TO DORPING PEETH" said the red one. "MY NAEMTEH IS LENNETH DERP" said the yellow one. "IM NAEM IS DERPING PENNETH AND I LOVE POOLOR SWIPPEE" said the pink one. Then the purple one, which was the leader, spazzing seizured forward and said "I AM WENNETH AND IM GOING TO BEATTETH UP THE DOPRING KRAKEN WET SQUIDS" Enneth rejoiced over the existence of people as dumb as he was and they all ate baked beans nonstop for forty days and forty nights before declaring themselves 'ready' for battle. "OH PEE KAY HERE IS THE DERPING PLANNETH" Enneth began when they had all bent themselves into shapes resembling tables. "FIRST WE GO DORPETH MCREET AND BLAST PARLEER SWEEPLE MUSK AND THEN THE MEENZ DIE" All the -enneths agreed that this was a 'perfect' plan. They drove HeadX trucks, with the Xes still inside the trucks, down to Pika's house. Then they drove the trucks through the walls, which was surprising considering how weak the HeadX trucks were. But nobody there noticed them. They were busy being immersed in video games. Pika was battling Primal on Pokemon and losing miserably, and Gau and Zephyr were playing Super Smash Bros. and beating the crap out of each other so much that it was hard to tell who was winning. None of them noticed the HeadX trucks that had just broke through the walls. "Uwao, waou!" Zephyr cried as his character was defeated and Gau won. Gau chased his ponytail joyfully and just then noticed the multicolored Enneths. He nudged Pika, who was so startled that she dropped her 3DS and the game card popped out. She groaned, picked it up, and put it back in. Then she turned to Gau, about to complain, but saw the -enneths. So did Primal. "Oh goody." Primal said. "Oh giddy." Pika said. "Yaoh." Gau said. "Waou." Zephyr said. The -enenths forgot how to get out of their trucks so they peed their pants and slammed their head into the doors until they opened. "DORP WE ARE THE ENNETHS DOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRPETH MCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET YOURE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN LIKE A NONBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" Wenneth shrieked. The frocky whee heads blinked at him. "what" they all said in unison. Penneth got out a Parlor Swipple-headed boombox and started up Parlor Swipple's new song titled I Brokened Up With Enneth And Date Penneth Now. "OH EM GEEEEEEEEEE ENNETHBOB POOPPANTS WAS A SO MEEN SO I BROKEDEN UPPED WITH HIIIIIIIIM AND THEN I CRYED BECAUSE HE HAD BROKEN UP WITH ME DEEEEEEERP BUT THEN I SMOOCHED PENNETH HOTLYYYYYYYYYY AND TURDED ON A BAKED BEEEEEN SO WE GOT MARREEEEEEEED IN A DORPLY MANNOOOOOOOR" As the song ended, the -enneths stared in shock at the fact that the frocky whee heads were still alive. They were merely dying of laughter. Primal Water Spouted the -enneths and they all hit the ground with a 'DORP'. "DONT LOZE BAKED BEENS MENNETHS WE CAN BEET UP THE DERPING FRAKY ONE HOODS" Enneth said. The -enneths stood up. "YOURE DORPING RITE ENNETH IM GLADDETH WE CAEM THROUGH THE BAEKED BEEN PORTIL" Lenneth said. When Gau heard 'portil', which his brain properly translated to 'portal', he got a brilliant idea. He nodded to Zephyr, and Zephyr nodded back. They both used Float and Reflect. "Uwaooooooooooooooooooooo!" they yowled and unleashed Ultima. It reflected off of the Reflects and collided before forming a portal of pure energy. Then, all of a sudden, incredible amounts of Gaus spilled out of the portal, all with different hair and eye colors that didn't match like the -enneths' did. "UWAO!" "SHINY, SHINY!" "FRIEEEND!" "WAOU!" "YAOH!" "GAU!" As the storm of Gaus dashed toward the -enneths, they screamed "OH ENNETH DORP" and tried to flee into their HeadX trucks. However, the Gaus spammed Ultima, Thundaga, Firaga, Blizzaga, Holy, Bio, Flood, Tornado, and Quake while summoning assorted espers. The explosion caused by all those attacks blew the -enneths back to their own dimensions and Enneth into a pot of boiling water where Parlor Swipple then thought he was food and ate him. Pika's house was destroyed, except for her miraculously-unharmed games and consoles. Then she decided to name all the Gaus as they nuzzled her in typical Gau fasion. Primal SCREEd so hard that windows shattered from miles away and the Gaus climbed all over him and started trying to ride him. When he fled to the sea, one of the Gaus was still on his back after the others swam back to land. It is rumored that the Gau is riding him to this day.

The end.

Lmaooooo I had to. You’re right; it is hilarious. If you wanted that username, you could always put an invisible in front or behind the end

hello you seem cool idk who you are but you do

Hiya! I'm glad you like it! And yep, I do. Sometimes I stop for a while but I've started up a bit recently. I used to do it almost daily. And sure! When I write new ones I could post 'em on your wall. I could post some more recent ones on your wall (I wrote two in the same day a few days back) too if you'd like. :3

As for that, it's a reference to a game I played, Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility. I'm trying to get all the boys' friendship up so I can go out with them and then break seven of their hearts by rejecting their love confessions. Why? Not sure, aside from the fact that I have nothing better to do with my time, I guess. Luke is the carpenter, Toby is the fisherman, Jin is the doctor, Chase is the cook, and Gill is the son of a mayor. I'm not sure which boy I wanna marry, though. Luke, Gill, and Chase are my favorites. Luke is cute, Gill is cute, Chase is cute (oh and he said I'd make a great wife which flattered the heck out of me)... indecisiveness is my way of life. XD

Now for the real question: What do you think of this? https://youtu.be/2AfjFOvr33Q
Should be interesting since I made it myself!

I actually remember saying that! Lol, funny how you'd remember that somehow... lol

I like whipped cream! That's for this year! :)

Morty VIP is actually a good illustration of Dubstep's ability to merge "Filth" with reality lol, like those "school"/everyday sounding vocals + the voice with that wobblezzz and stuff lol, good illustration, but nice wobble too! Good sounding

It's Count Kassadin! Google it. Download it. Wallpaper it. Jk lol, but it's from a champion you can play in League of Legends, a Halloween skin for him! Really like the champ, and I'm called "Greven" IRL which means The Count! Haha, nice, right?

I'm so glad you liked the songs I recommended! They're good, aren't they!?
What I really like about Paradox is that you can clearly hear an underlying semi-distorted bass underneath the "main sound". See if ya can hear it, for Arceus' sake!

Because it wasn’t taken by mew at the time

That's a wonderful drop! Crisp wobble sound and the vocals go in the background still :) Nice!! I get why you'd like it, for Quackers F.C.'s sake! :D

I remember I've listened to a remix of Said The Sky I think, but I can't remember....
Have you heard Zomboy - Deadweight? That's always a good song!