I don’t want to take up the entire time you’re here writing the story, so I’ll do it in advance.
The Army Of Salty Idiots
Once upon a time, the lameheads got an idea. “OPERATION:DORP LETS DRINK THE OCEAN” was what they called this scheme. Gligurr was commanded to make more alternate accounts and drink the ocean. Gligurr had built a big house on Mental Insanity drive, and the Adress was “555”. Oddly, Gligurr had written “IP” before the adress on his mailbox. He went back to his home, and hundreds of clones of himself came out of the front door, all with (idle) shirts. They went to a beach and all started to drink the ocean. But a second later, they all said “AAAAAAA! IT’S TOO SALTY!”. Primal noticed this and said “just what the hell are you guys doing now?” “WE ARE DRINKING THE OCEAN BUT IT’S TOO SALTY!” They all replied. “Yeah, I made it that way so idiots like you wouldn’t drink it.” Primal laughed. They all ran away crying. But on the way back to telling N, they came across someone stomping and throwing a tantrum. “LUCARIO IS IN SMASH! WHY AM I NOT GETTING UPVOTES FOR SAYING THAT!?!?!” He yelled. The Gligurr alts all saw how salty he was and Gligurr greeted him. “I JOSH KOOL! I HOPE EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE DIES!!!” The salty idiot said. Gligurr and Josh Kool became friends and Gligurr convinced Josh Kool to make alternate accounts and drink the ocean by saying “THE WEBSITE WILL DIE IF YOU DRINK OCEAN!”. Hundreds of Josh Kool dupes approached the ocean, followed by Team Plasma, the Gligurr alts, and the other lameheads. The Josh Kool alts started drinking the ocean. Josh Kool was indeed saltier than the very ocean itself. “What are you idiots up to now?” Primal said. “YOU A F***HEAD” one of the Josh Kool alts replied. Primal used Water Spout, which washed some of the Josh Kool alts away. Primal kept doing this, and there was only a few left, but Primal Groudon came and said “REEEEEEEEE” and the sun came out. Primal fought with Groudon, but the Ocean was slowly being drunk and evaporating. “dear Arceus....” Primal whispered. He would call other frocky whee heads, but if he stopped fighting, he’d be force fed a lamehead happy meal. He kept fighting back, but it was hopeless. An hour later, the entire ocean was gone. All of the lameheads gathered around Primal, and Groudon approached him. “HAHA DORP I WIN” Groudon said. Groudon force fed him a lamehead happy meal. Primal closed his eyes, and opened them again. “DORP MY NAME IS PEE KA- he was cut off by a sharp pain. Junior had slapped him. “SNAP OUT OF IT YOU DUMB WHALE” he yelled. Primal blinked, and he was back to normal. Primal brought back the ocean and started water spouting the Josh Kool dupes again. Groudon again said “REEE” and brought the sun. The fight began again, but then Primal said “wait. This is going exactly like it was before.”. They then all saw a beam of light from the sky. Arceus came down. Arceus looked Josh Kool and Gligurr dead in the eyes. Then, all the sudden, the Gligurr and Josh Kool alts started turning in to stone and crumbling to the ground. Josh Kool and Gligurr ran back to 555 mental insanity drive, but Arceus turned the house to Stone, and it crumbled to the ground. “NONONO! MY IP ADRESS!” Gligurr cried. “ PRICKS!!! OH IM THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE’S HISTORY. IT’D TO BE THAT. YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCING BAD AND TERRIBLE!!!! AND I HOPE ALL OF YOU DIE IN AN EXPLOSION AND A TRUCK RUNS Y’ALL OVER AND IF YOU PASS AWAY, THAT’LL BE A SUPER AWESOME DAY!!!” Josh Kool yelled. Arceus looked at the two of them once more, and they turned to Stone, and crumbled in to the earth.
The end
Jan 5, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
