Hau x Lyle>Pika x Primal
Once upon a time, Hau went out to the ocean. He stood by the water, looked straight out and stood completely still, and said “PIKA X PRIMAL LOLXD!!!!!111111” he screamed. As expected, Primal appeared immediately, and he threw a pizza at Hau’s face. “No, Hau x Lyle.” Primal roared. Hau threw a malasada at him. This then began a fight, except for all the two of them did was throw Malasadas and Pizza at eachother, Hau occasionally yelling “Primal x Pika!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1” and Primal replying with “oh, go kiss Lyle already you idiot.” Groudon then came. “D O R P FIGHTING PEEKAY IS MY JOB” he yelled. He got in between them, but the Malasadas and Pizza broke his bones. He ran away saying “D O R P OWIE REE”. Primal and Hau continued their battle. N then approached, saw a pizza, and said “OMG PARLOR SWIPPLE THERE YOU ARE I’M SORRY FOR YOU BREAKING UP WITH MY IT’S ALL MY FAULT” and he kissed it. He then hugged it, which squashed it. He thought the sauce was blood and he turned to primal and said “YOU KILLEDED PARLEER SWEEEPLEEEE”. He threw a baked bean at primal. He then looked at the baked bean and said “OMDORP PARLOR SWIPPLE WY ARE YOU ON PRIMAL’S FACE”. He came in between Hau and Primal and suffered the same fate as Groudon. He ran off towards a tree screaming “PARLOR SWIPPLE PEEKAY AND HOW HURTETH MEEEE”. Then, Pika and Gladion walked by. Hau noticed this and said “PIKA GO KISS PRIMAL!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!”. Gladion pulled his fist back and was about to punch him, but then Hau was hit by a pizza. This left a large bruise on his shoulder. He then grew to twice his size and got red eyes. “THAT MAKES ME SAD AND BY THE WAY PIKA X PEEKAY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!111”. This made primal agitated, causing him to grow 10 feet longer. They then proceeded to continue fighting. A noise loud as a gunshot was heard whenever the Pizza and Malasadas collided. A Greninja named X, who was followed by three Shauna heads chasing him, ran by writing in a journal. The Shaunas were killed by the Pizza and Malasadas, but X’s eardrums seized to exist. A shauna head came out of the ground in front of primal and said “PPPPPPPRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIMMMMAAALLLLLL MMMMEEEEMMMOOORRRRRIIIIEEEESSS”. A Pizza and a Malasada hit her face and the back of her head, which flattened her face, and the baked beans she had instead of a skull and brain came out of her ears. She then sunk back in to the ground. Primal then hit Sad Hauhead in the knee with a pizza, which made a bad cut. “THHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTT MMMMAAAKKKKEEEESSSSS MMMMEEEE MMMADDDD!!!!1!!!1!!1!1!1” Mad Hauhead roared. He grew to 130 feet, and he towered in to the sky. He ate a pizza, which enraged Primal, as a pizza was wasted. Primal then brought incredibly heavy rain, and the sea expanded. Mad Hauhead and Primal proceeded to throw Malasadas and Pizza at eachother, and a sonic boom was caused every time they collided. A Josh Kool alt then walked in between them, and turned towards primal and yelled “FUC YOU PRIMALKYOGRE YUR A FUCHED YOU ATE A PIZZA”. A Malasada and Pizza were thrown at him, and this caused the Josh Kool alt to turn in to an abomination, a combination of Josh Kool, a Malasada, and Pizza. He roamed the world, nobody caring about him. N came back with a sack of Parlor Swipples. He threw them at Hau and Primal screaming “DORP HAHA TAKE THESE BAKED BEANS TO THE FACE”. The Sonic Boom caused by the Malasadas and Pizza sent N flying, and he ended up inside of Parlor Swipple’s ear. Gladion then came back with a bow, he set an arrow on fire and fired it at Mad Hauhead. This landed inside of Mad Hauhead’ ear, as he intended it to. But, this REALLY angered Mad Hauhead. He grew to three times his size. “PIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAA XXXXXX PPPPPRRRRRIIIIIMMMMAAALLLLL” he roared. This made Primal as livid as he was, and he grew to the size of Eternamax Eternatus, and he levitated and a lightning storm began. Livid Hauhead brought out a Malasada Axe and Enraged Primal brought out a Pizza Bow. Primal shot an arrow, and a Livid Hauhead hit it with his Malasada axe. This caused a warp in space and time. A wormhole was created, and it realeased a somehow-ominous aura. Giratina came out. “Finally, I am free. At last, I have been released.” He said. “I’ve been watching this world. And this is what I have to say:Pika x Primal.” He continued. But then, a beam of light came down from the sky. Arceus came out. “You fool!!! Pika x Primal is moronic. Simply moronic. Hau x Lyle is way better.” He said. “HAHA ARCEUS IS ON MY SIDE” Enraged Primal yelled. “BUT GIRATINA IS ON MINE!!” Livid Hauhead replied. “Is...that a good thing?” Primal muttered. Arceus then roared, and a blinding light came over everyone. They opened their eyes to see that Primal and Hau were back to normal. “Why did you lock me away you foolish goat?” Giratina roared. Arceus didn’t respond. He rolled his eyes and locked Giratina away. Lyle then came, and Hau said “LYLE LETS KISS AND SAY HAU X LYLE IS DUMB” Hau screamed. Primal and Arceus facepalmed. Arceus threw Hau and Lyle in to the Distortion World.
The end.
Jan 14, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
