Once upon a time, Primal was awoken to a noise. He didn’t know what it was, but he already hated it. He swam to the surface to see Groudon, who was screaming and crying like a baby that needs it’s diaper changed. “Shut up and go marsh Lusamine.” Primal said. “PRIMAL I DROPPED A BAKED BEAN REEEEEEEE I SO SAD REEEE DORP MINE BAKEDETH BEAN” Groudon replied. “Groudon. It’s 2:00 AM. You’ve dropped enough baked beans to build a stage for your idiot friend Parlor Swipple to play at, as well as make a replica of 555 mental insanity drive. And you whine to me every time you drop one. I’ll tell you again, shut up and get married to Lusamine.” Groudon got angered by this and threw a stomping tantrum. Primal punched him (somehow) which knocked him out and sent him flying all the way to his home, a volcano. Primal went back to sleep. The next morning, he went to the surface to see a stage made out of baked beans, and Parlor Swipple was singing about the N lodged in her ear while N huggled her. Groudon was also slowly eating the stage. He looked to the left and saw a house that looked identical to that of the house on 555 mental insanity drive, except for made out of baked beans. Gligurr and Josh Kool were making alts there. “What the hell” primal whispered. He went back to sleep, woke up, and the baked bean stage and house were still there. This time, he noticed Rayquaza’s tail coming out of the ground. Rayquaza was probably late to Primal and Groudon’s “fight” last night and dragon ascended and got his head stuck in the sand. Primal prepared to origin pulse them, when he heard a voice from behind him. “PRIMAL LETS ORIGIN PULSE THEM TOGETHER IT WILL MAKE A GREAT MEMORIES FOR ME TO REMEMBER IN MY HEART FOREVER” it yelled. He turned around to see the head of parasect-eyes shauna sticking out of the water. Primal was both horrified and wondering if she really had a heart. Her head sank down in to the water slowly, and she almost immediatly re-emerged closer to him. Primal backed up, and she kept getting closer. This kept on happening until primal was close to the land. Groudon was behind him, and he picked him up and threw him in to a coffin of baked beans. “AAAAAAA GROSS GET ME OUT” Primal shrieked. Groudon, who was so horribly ignorant that he had forgotten that he had thrown Primal in to a baked bean coffin and mistook Primal’s voice for N’s, let him out. “DORP N WHO PUT YOU IN THIS COFFIN?!?! IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT DUMB HEAD PK!” Groudon screamed “Stop calling me P-erm, DORP IT WAS PEE KAY HE A MEAN DORP HEAD REE” Primal replied. Groudon went up to N and said “OOO DORP PEEKAY WHY DID YOU PUT N IN COFFIN” he asked. N, who was so incredibly idiotic, replied with “HAHA DORP I AM EVIL PEEKAY I AM A FRONCKREE REE HED”. “How stupid can you idiots ge-erm DORP HE MEAN PEEKAY” Primal cried. “WAIT IM N” N realized. They then realized that Primal was not N, and was in fact, Primal. Primal then saw something coming out of the sand. “LET’S BEAT LAMEHEADS UP TOGETHER IT WILL BE EPIC AWESOME MEMORY” the head of parasect-eyed Shauna screamed. “Ok, we will! Let’s start with you!” Primal replied. Primal ice beamed her, which froze her head. Primal proceeded to water spout Parlor Swipple, N, and Groudon, as well as the baked bean stage. He turned around and destroyed the baked bean 555 mental insanity drive with Origin Pulse, which revealed hundreds of Gligurrs and Josh Kools. “I HOPE YOU RUN OVERED BY A FUCEEN TRUCK ALONG WITH FIZZ” Josh Kool yelled. Gligurr just stood there, idle as usual. Primal took all of the Gligurr alts and Josh Kool alts and baked them in to a pizza which he force fed to Groudon. Groudon hated pizza and went to the Lamehead Dorp hospital for two weeks. As for Josh Kool and Gligurr, they ran away.
The end
Jan 9, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
