Oh alright, thanks for the information man. And I not surprised upon learning the fact that you both are high when writing these, otherwise the lameheads wouldn't have peed their pants three times without running out of it! XD
I might read other stories on your wall if I get bored. I read this new poem on you and ngl liked it too.
And yes, she elaborated the Harvest Moon part and its makes sense now. :)
Jul 29, 2021
by
xPsydxck
(He's a phantom. Primmy Phantom)
Yo, PrimordiaISea, he was a Kyogre when he went to a site called Pokemon DB
Then he likely spent a long time cringing at me
(He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Primmy Phantom)
Things didn't work out and people threw fits
Dunno what I'm talking about but I might've been involved in it
Then name changes came and he was Primordial with an I
And then he sat around wanting lameheads to die
(Phantom, phantom)
When he got on DB one day he realized
I was obsessed with a feral boy who had red eyes
He said Kyogre was cooler because it could fly
I said Gau was cute and he groaned and rolled his eyes
It was then that he became an Expert and knew what to do
He had to edit stuff through and through
So his wall got spammed and I said 'good for you'!
He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Primmy Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Primmy Phantom
Gonna catch 'em all cause he is (Primmy Phantom)
Jul 29, 2021
by
Gau
Enneth's Church
When Primal opened his eyes, waking up from a nice sleep, he was in a church with Enneth x Parlor Swipple paintings on the walls and baked beans everywhere. He was trapped in a tube. "Damn I'm getting tired of this." he groaned. He used Origin Pulse, but the tube didn't break. And worse, it suddenly filled up with baked beans and he was forced to eat them. He would've thrown up about ten times in a row if he wasn't worried about being fed his own vomit. Suddenly, the church doors flung open and Enneth and Parlor Swipple had a breakdancing spaz seizure inside and stood behind a small Enneth x Parlor Swipple statue. Then an assorted variety of hideous lameheads came in. He could recognize most of them, which he found unfortunate. Xerneas, Ennethbob Pooppants, Guzma, Selena, Julius, Celes, three hundred Josh Kool alts, and so on. "OHPEEKAY ITS TIME FOR THE DERPING NIBLE" Enneth said. The lameheads peed their pants joyfully. Parlor Swipple sang her new song, I Broke Up With Enneth And Smooched His Nible Instead. Primal wanted to get the hell out of there, but no matter what he did, he had to eat baked beans. Enneth cleared his throat, which caused baked beans to spill out of his ears, and started to read, although he really didn't because he couldn't read and the Nible was upside-down. Primal screamed at Enneth through the tube as he recited the Nible.
"IN THE BEEGINIGS ENNETH CREATED THE BEENS AND THE DERPS"
"No wonder lameheads have walked the earth."
"BUT THENNETH HE DORPING CRYED BCUZ THERE WERE NO PEELOR POOPLES TO SMOOCH"
"Oh, what a damn shame."
"AND EMMET SAYD LET THERE BEE A HOTTETH TOENALL POOP DERP AND THERE WAS A HOTTETH TOENALL POOP"
"...What?"
"AND ENNTH SAW THAT IT WAS DERPING HOT AND MADE AN ARMY OF SENTIENT PEE HEDZ"
"Oh so you made them in your image?"
"EBBETH CALLED ONE JOSH KOOL AND THE OTHER GLIGURR AND WHAT WAS HIS FIRST IMPLOSING DORP"
"Explains a lot."
"THEN BEBBETH SAID OH THIS IS DORPING GRATE I NEED TO MAKE DORPEVEN"
"no"
"THENNETH MAED DORPEVEN AND IT RAYNED BAGED BEESK AND IT WAS DERPING HOT"
"n o"
"THEN HE DROWNED IN BEENZ AND SMOOCHED PALRO POEAOPEL AND THAT WAS HIS SECOND IMPLOSING DORP"
"Too bad that drowning didn't last."
"BUT THEN AFTER HE UNDEDDED HE LOOKED AT HIS BAED BENZ AND THEY WERE DORPING GOENNETTH"
"How sad."
"OH EMMETH PEE HE SCREEMED WAHT THE DERP HAPPENED"
"Maybe Pika ate them."
"THEN HE SAW PEELOR SWIPPOOP CRIEDING AND ASKED WHAT THE DORP IS RONG"
"Aside from her -9000 IQ?"
"AND SHE SAIDDETH OH EM GEE GUA AND PEEKA AND PRIM WERE MEENZ TO ME DORP-ORP-ERP"
"I AM NOT PRIM!"
"ENNETH PEED HIMSELF HOLYLY AND SCRAEMED WHO ARE GUA AND PEEKA AND PRIM DERP BCUZ HE HADNT MAED TEM"
"You're damn right you didn't create me! I created the oceans!"
"BUTT TEHN GUA AND PEEKA ND PRIM APPEERED AND HE WENT OH MY DORPING DROP"
"Which isn't new."
"HAYEVER GUA AND PEEKA NAD PRIM WERE JUZT MEEN TURD BRAINNETHS WHO WERENT DERPING HOT SO HE SMITTED THEM"
"Hypoctrite."
"DORP ENNETH I LOVW YOU LETS SMOOCH EACH OTHER HOTLY PEELOR POOPLE SAIIDETH"
"NO"
"DERPING GGD ID POOPLOR TURDPLE EMAT REEPLIED"
"N O"
"BUD BEFOER THEY COULD SING ALL HAIL ENNETH WHO IS MY DERPING BOYFRIEND GOD GUA PEEKA AND PRIM APPEERED AGIN"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"REE REE REE WE 8 UR BAKED BEENZ AND UR A DERPING LAMEHEADZ THEY SAIDDETH"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"THAT IS BLATASTOHPHOMEY IM DORPING HOT LEMONNETH REPLEED"
"lemonneth. what."
"NO UR A LAME LAMEHEAD AND YOUR LAMELY LAME AND LAME DORP PRIMA DONNA SAYD WHICH MAED HENNETH CRYED"
"At least I was right at one point in this piece of-"
"BUT POOPPOOP PEEPEE STUD OP FOR ECCENTH AND SMOOCHED PREEM WITH THE SMOOCH OF DED DORP"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE DAMN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-"
"AND THENNETH GUA AND EEKKA WERE DARPING AFFTAIDETH AND SMOOCHED EECH OTHER INTO A BAKED BEAN VULCAYNOH"
"what"
"THEN PEELOR POOPLE AND ENNETH HAD TEN MILLION BABY BIKINI ENNETHS DORP"
"no no no no no no no no my braincells no no no no no no no no no no no no"
"AND THAT ENDDETHS THE DORPING BOOK OF GENNETHSIS" Enneth finished. The lameheads peed their pants in celebration. Primal was slowly dying of idiocy and baked beans in the tube. But all of a sudden, he heard someone yelling. "I'M A PHANTOMMMMMMMM-" the voice screamed. Then Pika broke through the baked bean glass and hit the ground, unconscious. Then Gau and Danny Phantom flew through the window and made a spectacular landing on Pika's spine. All the lameheads peed their pants again. Primal was about to throw a fit. Gau and Pika were dressed up like Danny Phantom, which didn't make him feel any better. Danny casually walked around and took twenty pictures while Pika was still unconscious. Then Gau started acting tough and showing off by tearing a Josh Kool alt to bits. He sniffed the control pannel near the tube Primal was in. All it had was one big red button. He pressed it with his nose, and the tube fell apart. Primal was free. He spammed Origin Pulse, Water Spout, Thunder, and Ice Beam and the Enneth 'church' exploded. Primal flew to the sea and continuously bashed his head into a wall to hope he'd get amnesia or wake up. Neither happened.
The end.
Jul 27, 2021
by
Gau
