Wall for BottomlessSea (page 39)

-Sword and Shield plot-

Hop: "HI I'M GALARIAN HAUHEAD AND YOUR FRIEND WHO'S GONNA BECOME CHAMPION"
Leon: "LOOK AT ME I LOOK LIKE A DUMB KING AND I STRIKE POSES AND HAVE A CHARIZARD THAT I FORCE-FED SOUP OR SOMETHING AND HE GETS BIG AND FAT AND I'M SUPER POWERFUL AND UNDEFEATABLE OH HEY HERE'S A STARTER"
Hop: "OH YAY I'LL USE A STARTER THAT'S WEAK TO YOURS FOR REASONS I GUESS BUT WHAT THE HECK YOU KNOW ABOUT TYPE MATCHUPS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
Leon: "OK NOW YOU CAN GO DO THE GYM CHALLENGE BECAUSE I SAY SO BUT I'M UNBEATABLE ACCORDING TO ME AND MY FANS HAHA"
(ten minutes later)
Team Yell: "WE'RE MARNIE FANBOYS WHO ARE GROWN ADULTS AND SCREAM NONSTOP AND BLOCK PEOPLES' PATHS SO MARNIE CAN WIN OR SOMETHING"
Marnie: "TEAM YELL IS MY GROWN ADULT FANBOY CHEERING SQUAD LA LA LA"
(ten more minutes later)
Bede: "I AM ARROGANCE AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE CHAIRMAN FLOWER MAN SAID I COULD DO STUFF AND THINGS"
(ten extra minutes later)
Hop: "COME ON LET'S TEAM UP AND GO LOOK FOR MY UNDEFEATABLE CHAMPION BROTHER WHOM I'M WORRIED ABOUT DESPITE HIM BEING THE SUPPOSEDLY UNDEFEATABLE CHAMPION WHICH MEANS HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIMSELF"
Oleana: "HA HA I'M PSYCHO BECAUSE REASONS"
Rose: "OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HOWEVER MANY YEARS FROM NOW"
(ten more extra minutes later)
Rose: "OK I AWAKENED ETERNATUS WHICH TOTALLY WON'T CAUSE ANY HARM"
Leon: "OMG I JUST GOT CREAMED BY BIG ETERNATUS"
Hop: "PLAYER PERSON LET'S USE THE SWORD AND SHIELD AND CALL OUR MAGICAL WARRIOR WOLVES"
Zacian and Zamazenta: "(beats up Eternatus)"
Eternatus: "owie"
(you get the point)
Bede: "I'M GONNA BATTLE YOU BECAUSE REASONS AND IF I LOSE I'M GIVING UP BEING A TRAINER OR SOMETHING BECAUSE REASONS"
Leon: "YEAH I'M SUPER UNBEATABLE BUT WAIT WHAT I LOST SHOOT"


-Sword and Shield post game plot-

Sordward and Shielbert: "HA HA WE STOLED THE SHIELD/SWORD FROM HOP"
Hop: "NO DON'T STEAL ZAMAZENTA'S/ZACIAN'S SHIELD/SWORD"
Sonia's assistant: "I'M EVIL LOL"
Sonia: "cry"
Sordward and Shielbert: "OK WE DYNAMAXED POKEMON FOR REASONS AND STUFFS"
Piers: "WHAT IF THE DYNAMAXED POKEMON HURT MARNIE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG"
Sordward and Shielbert: "NOW WE MADE ZAMAZENTA/ZACIAN TICKED SO WE WIN"
Player: "(does stuff and things)"
Hop: "ALL RIGHT NOW I CAUGHT ZAMAZENTA/ZACIAN AND I'M GONNA BE A POKEMON RESEARCHER OR SOMETHING AND I'LL STILL BATTLE YOU IN THE LEAGUE FOR SOME REASON PLAYER PERSON"
Sonia: "(has orange hair and is lame and dumb)"

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/National_Ash_Ketchum_Day

Ash is on the level of Bidoof.

Whether that's a good or bad thing depends on who you ash. (big funny joke is much laugh)

Noob

Ayup

Ham Sandwich

im fine, not that active because of playtime and pokemon unite, how about you primy?

hello primy, havent seen you in a while:)

Hmm... I'd say Sylveon, maybe. Mainly because I like Sylveon quite a bit and it evolves with affection in the main series games. Or Espeon, because it evolves with friendship in the main series games. I prefer Umbreon, but Espeon seems more like me. Though I am 'nocturnal' because I say so... oh, or maybe Vaporeon. Oh great I dunno as well.

Danny I reset my game and it fixed itself. :3

OMG YES