Wall for y-chai (page 206)

Ack I meant 7/21/20 but whatever I doubt anyone has been reading it XD

I changed the name. Yay. Anyway, I don’t think this is going to be a daily thing. I have a feeling I’ll write here multiple times a day, since I’m constantly on this site while playing Pokémon. I’ll do branches for Ultra Sun, Y, Alpha Sapphire, and Shield. I’ll probably be the most active on Ultra Sun and Shield, since I don’t do a whole lot in Y and Alpha Sapphire. So let’s get started with the first official post.

Y’s Adventures

Route 1, Ultra Sun

Ok so I’m in the patch of grass where Pichu has a 5% spawn rate. I need more Adrenaline Orbs because 6 obviously isn’t enough. Also, my Haxorus is out off PP on Brick Break and Dragon Claw. So imma head to the Poke- *epically runs into tree*. Stupdi palm trees. *epically bumps into rock*. I think Mike is trying to commit suicide, ngl. *epically bumps into fence*. Ok I just have bad controller skills. Sue me.

Anyway, I just healed up and bought 9 Adrenaline Orbs, so now I’m at the nice number of 15. Now, time to spend 2 hours looking for Pichu, chain it til 40, and then end up with a Static one. Cya.
                                                                          -8:07, 7/20/20

Ok, here's my QUIRK. I like when moves "connect" by type. Also, still no status. ;p

Y’s SOS Fails and Other Junk (continued)

I went 40 calls in, because calls 30-39 were all male, and I prefer female ones because my dittos have fricken awful natures. As I’m typing this, I just clicked False Swipe, which is to be targeted at call number 40. After this, I’ll bring in my Parasect to use Spre so it can’t call anymore allies. Frick. It’s lowering my speed with String Shot. Today, we all die of String Shot. Pay your respects to all the victims of a Caterpie’s String Shot. We shall- bless my soul, I keep rambling (totally not a reference to the line “I want you bless my soul” in I Think He Knows. Nope).

Ok so I just used Spore on this monstrosity. I used Fury Cutter on her ally..... so time to throw a gold old Pokeball.

She has Shield Dust.

**** this I’m going to bed.
                                                                          -23:31, 7/20/20

oh ok xD. gn see u tomorrow btw!

yay um i dont get what everyone is doing lol. i dont really wanna take part tbh lol

Hey everyone is doing news things like WW has her shiny tracker journal and Glazio has the Glazio news and N is doing his thing soooo....

Welcome to Y’s SOS Fails and Other Junk! That’s the unofficial title! :D

So, I’ll post stuff like SOS chaining for HAs, and you’ll know if I’ve got a new HA in stock. Cool, isn’t it. Like, praise me. I have created the best news outlet ever, don’t deny it. Like, can you just not? I totally didn’t make a You Need To Calm Down reference there. Nope. Anyway,  let’s do this.

I’ll also post the time it was when I finished writing it, and the date.

Y’s SOS Fails and Other Junk

So right now I’m chaining Caterpie. Mostly because I can’t get a gosh darn Pichu encounter, and Buneary failed me earlier (47 calls in, and it has Klutz and not Limber). Obviously I’m using a competitive Haxorus to beat up level 2 Caterpie, because that’s what normal people do, totally. Anyway, it has Unnerve so I get calls easy. Stall with Dragon Dance, kill with Brick Break, cut HP with False Swipe, and kill with Dragon Claw. I’m 3 Caterpie in, and I feel like I’m going to pass out. Seriously, it’s late. I have a job to do though. So yup that’s it. I’ll probably go about 35 calls in and see what I get. Even though no one is going to read this today (I don’t think), cya.

                                                                          -22:58, 7/20/20

haha i would if i could but yeah you know i am not free as a human

Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Also, there's a THomas the Tank Engine book melted in my turbulent large intestine that flies like an aeroplane that is part of the system that lets me plan my beautiful kazoo? O_O

Proof that you're the savior of humanity:

So my mum ate my grandma’s boyfriend yesterday because he tastes like my phone which I bought on my birthday but I got an epic purple potato pie monster for free with it then it blew up and all the computers in cities beginning with the letter s turned into monsters and ate y’s head, but her body managed to hack a rom into the computers so all they could do was sing twinkle twinkle little star because Mozart wrote it but I don’t know if Mozart liked mozzarella do you?