I just thought this would be an interesting question to ask...I'm rather curious on what the chances are of attacking with all these annoying status inflictions...
It's a 25% (1/4) chance that you can't move when paralyzed (that means you have a 75% chance of do moving), and 50% (1/2) chance for both confusion and infatuation.
Equation: (3/4) x (1/2) x (1/2)= (3/16)
Your Pokemon will get to attack 3/16 of the time, 18.75%, when having all of these conditions.