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About me:
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I'm a Emonga/Emolga. WOO.
Ze Types Of Fortune:
Flying
Ground
Electric
Dragon
Fairy
Steel
Ice
Water
Dark
Fire
Ghost
Fighting
Poison
Psychic
Bug
Grass
Rock
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My Random Form:
Name: Sparks
Pokemon: .......Emolga....
Age: ????????????
Nature: ........IDK MY LIFE ANYMORE ;-;
Note: Likes to thrash about
Moves:
Discharge- I learned it when I was eating an apple
Volt Switch- This dude wanted to catch me and his Aurorus was beating the crap from me, but I fled.
Acrobatics- I signed up for the circus. I quit after a day.
Aerial Ace- Flying Pokemon Academy
Story: So....I used to be owned by this pesky 7 year old who always hugged me. I had weak moves like Quick Attack, Thunder Shock, Tail Whip, Tickle, etc. I soon fled from her and lived in the Unova region, where I trained up and learned my master moves. I never met my parents because when I hatched I saw the chubby, freckled face of the girl who took "care" of me and her name, I assumed, was "Marianne".
Personality: I'd say....lazy, I guess, because I'm always using Volt Switch on any persons who pass by and battle me. I've seen heck variety from Ekans to Seaking, yet they all got outwitted by me. I'm also a strong battler.
Gender: ........Really?
Voice: Kind of a mix of Iris and Elsea's Emolgas' voice.
Friends: Over the time....I'd become close friends with a Snivy and Oshawott and set up a rivalry with this Liepard who said that I was lame. I sent her mewling to the Pokėcenter when my Acrobatics caused blood to trickle down her chest. Boy am I ready to fight the purple kittypet again.
Feelings for: ....Nobody!!!
Favorite Song: Take a Hint
Favorite food: What do you see in my hand and in that tree? APPLES!!
Favorite Color: OMG idk.....but I say.........whi-yello-wh-YELLOW!
Favorite Book: I don't read but with all the book covers I've seen when I snuck though houses to steal food, I thought DiaryOfAWimpyKid:DogDays seemed nice.
Favorite Pokėmon: MES!!!!!!!!!!
Least fave Pokėmon: Hmmmm....Amaura/Aurorus/Archen/Archeops/Any Rock or Ice type
Other: I HATE Auroruses....and Amauras.
I'm not done yeeet!!
Facts About Dis Lil Emonga:
-I ain't shiny
-I've met a shiny Archeops.....
-I have taken a bite from the moon
-I have sunburn. That's why my color seems a LITTLE TINY BIT darker.
-I live on the beach at night
-I'm half nocturnal
-I've read the dictionary before. ALL of it. But even God doesn't know what those random symbols everywhere meant.
-One day some nerd brought me to the preschool and everyone there called me "Ihmenlgu"
-I freakin ran from there when someone barfed.
-I sleep on either trees or inside bushes
-I've found a Joltik in my apple before.
Some stupid guy used a Ducklett against me once.
-I watch gym battles sometimes and BOY the leaders suck. Who assigned these people to be leaders if they can get defeated by a 5 year old?
-I've eaten two trophies before.
-I once painted myself pink and became known as "The rare Shiny Emolga" before some nerd pushed me into a lake, washing the paint off.
I do faces: (;—;) (^~c^) {<>.<>} /(0—0')\ (-Ø-)''
You must be extreme if you made it this far.
POP-QUIZ!!!!!
-What am I?
-What pokemon do I hate?
-What food is my favorite?
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*gets hit in face with pool noodle* O'MMA ARCEUS I DIDNT INVITE DAT MINUN HERE
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*smashes iPad with iron pipe* I HATE LOADING THINGS—OH?
Answers are:
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Emolga
Ice-Rock types
Apples
Meh. Doing more things....
Look: http://askhelixfossil.com/#yanwa3
O_o Aurorus got OHKO'd. /\
And here: http://askhelixfossil.com/#5qic9q
But why, Helix fossil, why?!?!? (;•;')
...See dis: http://askhelixfossil.com/#xe9r5d
SO DB IS WRONG BOUT DAT VIVILLON EH
Just....look: http://askhelixfossil.com/#ziy9aa
Fire=Water=Air? IDK
HELIX FOSSIL IS AWESOME.
O_O Helix....: http://askhelixfossil.com/#ov8u31
BUT WHEN?!?!??
Now dat you read dis stuff..,,,
READ MORE :O
Yeah, so everybody.....KOLL MYE SPAHRKI nawww just say Sparky instead of SPAHRKI
What u can kall Mee:
Sparky
Spark
SC
SparkyC
Charm
Sparks
SC110
110SpArk
De One Who Is Not A Magikarp (DOWINAM)
EmongaMaster
EmongaSC110
EmolgaSC110
ESC110
S-Charm
Sparky-C
Ess-See
And whatever the heck that enters your mind.
How Warrior cats should end:
Well, I've only read three books and I've heard that Fireheart becomes Firestar and....
FIRESTAR SHOULD DIE!!!! LOSE ALL NINE LIVES!!!!! :D
How the Familiars should end:
SKYLAR AND ALDWYN GET MARRIED C:
How my life should end:
In a war whilst battling a Groudon. Like this:
Blood splattered everywhere as the Pokėmon viciously fought. Groudon had Sparky ((Me)) pinned against the ground, bearing his teeth as his claws dug into Sparky's fur. The Emolga struggled to get free but the Continent Pokemon had pinned her down strongly. Groudon roared in a sign of succession, shaking the ground. His eyes pierced Sparky's black ones, as she hesitated to breathe. In a flash, the monster's great claws were locked into Sparky's throat, ripping the veins. Removing his blood-stained claws from Sparky, Groudon looked down at her as if he expected her to jump up and whack his head off. He waited until a decent amount of blood formed a puddle around Sparky before he let out a victorious roar for defeating the surprisingly strong Emolga. He battered Sparky away with his enormous foot and stomped back into the war zone.
MY LIFE. DEAR ME. :O
Hey, you ain't done reading.
SC does more faces:
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(|O.O|)
(•O•!)
(-ö-)
( -_•)<| —> —> —>
(♥o♥)
( ◘_◘)
( ☺O☺)
(○♠○)
(o_•) = This dude got so surprised he lost an eye.
|/(•@•)\| = doggy
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Well, baibai~
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