"Hi. Our mod pages are showing a staggering inability to cook from this account. This violates our rules, please be sure to read them (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT70I-A_MLQ). Any more uncooked posts will result in a lifetime ban from the kitchen. "
That made me cackle. As in, I hit my head on the bed frame. Absolutely hilarious. Felt the need to tell you.