Wall for Hellfire Taco (page 75)

"Did you just molotov my brother with holy fire?"

Oh my gammit!!!!!!!!!!

>Your main sucks, similarly to your waifu

What if both my main and my waifu is Ness

Too late, I've already shadow-perma-megabanned u

"Are you serious? You're gonna walk in there and tell him the truth?" "Why not?" "Because... We're humans, and when humans want something really, really bad, we lie." "Why?" "Because that's how you become president."

"You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?"

"Potions only restore 20 HP, while Hyper Potions restore 120 HP. Potions may seem like the better alternative outside of battle, but, in battle, I don't think that using six Potions over six turns to get the same effect as using one Hyper Potion over one turn is the smartest thing to do."

I'm sorry lad, but I'm going to have to put you in the slammer for unlawful plagiarism >:(

"Sure. Naturally. Um... could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?"

Hmmm
That's also very good but I'm worried that only 90s kids will get the reference

What are you talking about
Buzzkill is actually pretty clever man
Thanks for the suggestion!