Oh my god those Yu-Gi-Oh parodies were AWESOME!
My favorite part in the second one (I read that one first) had to be this line:
"Yugi wanted nothing more than to smack that look off of Kaiba's face. However, he'd need a stepladder to reach Kaiba's face, and he didn't have one on hand."
Some favorites from the first one were:
""I'm Yugi Moto, and damn you're hawt!""
""I'm, uh, I'm Reeda. Reeda Sew." she said, clearly very awkward because a random short guy was hitting on her."
""Not until I've killed you!" Yugi's eyes began to glow for dramatic effect as he pulled out a lightsaber and swung it at Kaiba's neck. At least, he attempted to. He ended up aiming for Kaiba's knee. Regardless, he took one step to the side and Yugi fell flat on his face.
"F*cking f*ck!" he cursed, as always."
""Stfu! You stole the love of my life from me and you're about to get #deleted! Sry not sry" the midget cackled evilly. Kaiba was still unimpressed. He pulled a briefcase out from under his desk and opened it. With a smirk, he took out his rechargeable double-edged KaibaCorp.-brand lightsaber which changed colors and could make popcorn. And it was Blue-Eyes White Dragon themed in some way."
"Kaiba's disgust could not be put into words, so he struck Reeda Sew's invisible face with his KaibaCorp. lightsaber. To his shock, it broke on impact with her soft, silky, delicate see-through skin."
""You f*cking hurt Reeda, you b*stard! Die because I'm a yandere, b*tch!" Yugi said in an extremely loud and even more high-pitched than usual voice, swinging his glow sticksaber around wildly, hitting Kaiba's shins a couple times."
Also the fact that the girl was named Reeda Sew was pure perfection.
Although it raises the question of why you didn't post those on my wall. And if you were wondering why I suddenly disappeared, I had caught the Zzz's.
Jul 17, 2023
by
Mr. Fish
