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If I had photoshop I'd make a status screen of that Kyogre from my creepypasta.
Oct 31, 2021 by Gau
Super Duper Scary Real Kyogre Creepypasta (THAT IS SCARY AND REAL!!!!!!)


Hi I'm Jane Smith and I'm four years old one night I was alone and was playing Pokemon Ruby but then someone wanted to trade with me even though there was nobody there with a link cable but we traded and I traded my Shiny Rayquaza for a Kyogre but then my GBA turned off and I turned it back on and the Kyogre was in my party so I checked its information and it had black eyes with red pupils and demonic laughter for a cry and all of its stats were 666 and its OT was Satan and its ability was Evil and its moves were Murder and Kill and Death and Dying and its status was DEAD but I thought it was normal so I battled some Pokemon and it killed them all and I went "but Pokemon don't die in Pokemon something's wrong" but I kept playing and then I battled a Trainer and Kyogre ate the Trainer after I won and the Trainer was screaming even though my volume was down and I was really scared because there was blood everywhere and Kyogre killed everyone and everything I ever saw in the game and when I beat the Pokemon League everyone was dead and Kyogre murdered my Groudon and it was really graphic and I cried but then the Kyogre said "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT" and it came out of the GBA screen and killed me and my family and my friends so even though I'm dead I'm telling you this story don't make my mistake or you will die.
Oct 30, 2021 by Gau
XD
Oct 30, 2021 by Gau
Indeed.

"THOZ DUMBAZZES DOWNEVOETEDD MY LO QWALITEE STUFFZ!!!!11!11!one!11!1"
Oct 30, 2021 by Gau
https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/user/G.+Guy

For some reason, his About Me reminds me of Josh Kool slightly. He doesn't go "FUC U FUCHEADS AND FUC FIzZ!!!!!!11!1!!1one!1!!", but still. Maybe it's the attitude.
Oct 30, 2021 by Gau
Vlad boosted he is still powerful then them Danny
Oct 29, 2021 by Gau
Character: "I was gonna say something sarcastic, but I didn't."
Other character: "Why, because it was rude?"
Character: "No, because it wasn't clever enough."

^Me randomly imagining things.
Oct 28, 2021 by Gau
Rip wall
Oct 28, 2021 by BM™
Also is it wrong that I am surprised that the person spelt "Plasmius Maximus" right?
Oct 25, 2021 by Gau
Is it wrong that "Vlad Cabin" sounds like a bar to me?
Oct 25, 2021 by Gau