Wall for BottomlessSea (page 27)

"I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
He said that

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

You've been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

You've been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, baby

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Come on and ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang"

(somehow I doubt that someone saying "Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang" would make me fall in love with them but OK then)

Gaumal Phantom your friend! Frieeend!!!

Yeah. The Shiny Cresselia served very little purpose other than to be a Shiny Legend that Mary (that's her name now) caught. Sure, there were nightmares or something, but it was one chapter and seemed like a meh one at that. The Cresselia would, logically, not be Shiny, because Shiny Cresselia isn't in the anime. If I were to make a story like that with my own OC, it's unlikely that she'd get a Shiny. Maybe she would, maybe she wouldn't, but she wouldn't have a whole flipping team of them. She had about two non-Shinies. I remember an injured Eevee (because yes Mary needed another Eevee and she had to be rescued too) and the Manaphy (because yes Mary also needed a Mythical) that died at some point for story reasons. I enjoyed it, but for heaven's gate...

every intercontinental ballistic missile in the world is currently aimed at fizz's house.  if he violates the geneva convention by leaving his place of residence, all of them will be fired and he, as well as his house, and whatever is within a 3 mile radius of ground zero, will be reduced to smithereens.

I am now going to tell you something you won't care anything about because I'm bored.


I once read a Pokemon boys x reader fanfiction. The reader character was a girl who liked to catch Shiny Pokemon and had a Shiny Eevee as a starter because her parents were Shiny breeders or something like that. I had a bit of a problem with this. Why? Because while everyone did whatever, Ms. Reader Girl caught like ten Shinies. I mean, it was kinda stupid. She had absurd luck. Got a regular Manaphy, a Shiny Cresselia, and who knows what else (it's still an ongoing fanfic that was in the very early Kalos stages last time I checked so yeah). I mean, is she SUPPOSED to be the personification of a Mary Sue? Or something like that? Also, the fanfic completely glossed over Kanto and Johto (and Hoenn too I think), so that was kinda annoying. And Paul kissed me (by 'me' I mean the reader character obviously). I detest that. I mean of all the bloody characters, PAUL was first? If these were real people I'd kiss a tree before I kissed Paul- wait anyone would do that. I'd kiss... um... I don't know, Tucker from Danny Phantom or something before I kissed Paul.

i have no life

damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride

White river
You stole my eyes, never gave them back
You tried to kill me
Sent a shiver round my neck
White river
Wet golden shrine, you stole my mind
And tried to kill me
Sent a shiver down my spine

(why am I trying to sing Yukon just to be random and out of boredom when I probably butchered all the lyrics...?)

"If its Pokédex entry is viewed, it may display a 56 error, and emit the first four notes of Lavender Town's music slowed down in a loop."
- https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/%E2%99%80P%E3%82%A5_%E3%82%A5%E3%82%A5T

oh em gee SKAREE

"I’m flattered, someone stole my comment and made it a post"

Quote of the year.

I was looking at the Aura Bows on Bulbapedia, and noticed this:

"In Pokémon Exploration Team Kit if playergot stately silver aura." -Silver Bow
There should be a space in-between 'player' and 'got', but there isn't.

"In Pokémon Exploration Team Kit if player got stately silver aura." -Sky Blue Bow
It shouldn't be 'stately silver'.

(Giru's Extreme OCD Episode 463957493574)