Wall for BM™ (page 63)

Bee Pen is so horrible. I've seen many DB users, some of them fun, some of them boring (looking at you See Esseth), and some of them plain irritating. What category does Bee Pen fall into? Why, the third one, of course. But he's not just irritating. He's a horrible, terrible, bad, stupid Subway worker. Sure, I may hate Josh Kool, but Bee Pen is obviously way cheesier. Specifically, he's blue cheese. Blue cheese is awful. I hate blue cheese. That's why I work at the library. But back to Bee Pen. I remember all those times we played video games together, where he was a foe worthy of an emo Harry Potter x reader fanfic. Truly, he washes floors with his own ketchupy pants. You know, I once had the displeasure of meeting Bee Pen in real life. I saw a man walk by wearing one hot pink shoe, and I knew it had to be him, even though said man looked to be about twenty-eight years old. That feeling when I recognized him... it was like vomiting up compact discs and having bombs dropped down my abs. He struck up a conversation with me, and he confirmed that he was indeed stupid bad and that he worked at the nearby liquor store. While I haven't yet paid a visit to this store, I know it's as horrible as the Subway he also works at. While I haven't seen him in a while, you, too, may have the misfortune of meeting Bee Pen on the streets. If you do, please tell him that my socks have been lost in the noodle strainer. It is a mission suited only to the biggest failure of a dummy, Bee Pen himself.

I feel betrayed. I thought we were friends, pest pals, but then you go and turn your back on me. What you did was of the very meeneth, convincing fellow DB users to give my answers 3 downvotes. Then, you go and give some noob scrub kids 1 upvotes each and convince the OP to remove my BA. You got rid of all my internet points and now I'm very sadth!!11!!00!one11!!1

I decided to look at the name origins for Sneasler on Bulbapedia. The result?

English/Spanish: Sneasel ruler / more Sneasel
Japanese: big Sneasel / big monk Sneasel
French: Sneasel king / furious Sneasel king
German: Sneasel boss
Korean/Chinese: big Sneasel

more big sneasel

Recite the entire Bible in Japanese without taking a breath if you don't want to date me.

Bee Pen is so wonderful. I've seen many DB users, some of them fun, some of them boring (looking at you See Esseth), and some of them plain irritating. What category does Bee Pen fall into? Why, the first one, of course. But he's not just fun. He's a wonderful, amazing, great, grandiose grandma. Sure, I may have a best friend, but Bee Pen is obviously way cheesier. Specifically, he's smoked cheddar. Smoked cheddar is good. I like smoked cheddar. That's why I work at the library. But back to Bee Pen. I remember all those times we played video games together, where he was a foe worthy of a German rock band. Truly, he washes floors with his opponents' ketchupy pants. You know, I once had the pleasure of meeting Bee Pen in real life. I saw a man walk by wearing one hot pink shoe, and I knew it had to be him, even though said man looked to be about twenty-eight years old. That feeling when I recognized him... it was like getting a backhand to the face and a tomato shoved into my left ear. I struck up a conversation with him, and he confirmed that he was indeed Bee Pen and that he worked at the nearby liquor store. While I haven't yet paid a visit to this store, it's on my to-do list. While I haven't seen him in a while, you, too, may have the joy of meeting Bee Pen on the streets. If you do, please tell him that my socks have been lost in the noodle strainer. It is a mission suited only to the Supreme Master of Rabbit Ear TVs, Bee Pen himself.

Geeroo's List of Wanted Games

- Live A Live. Time travel, multiple stories, Pogo, and so much more!
- Pokemon Scarlet. Random, but while I get that Koraidon's supposed to be like a motorcycle, he honestly gives off tribal vibes to me. You know, with the 'feathers' on his head and all. Maybe that's just me.
- Cattails: Wildwood. Only over one-and-a-half years to go until it's released on Switch! Yaaaaaaaay-y-y- (starts crying)
- Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin. The character customization is great, you get to ride monsters, the character customization is great, the graphics are beautiful, the character customization is great, and the story seems interesting. Did I mention that the character customization is great?
- Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes. It's a game about battles, war, plot stuff that I can't figure out yet, and giving sweets to some gray-haired kid. Or at least that's what I did. Many a time did I say "be my fren".
- Triangle Strategy. It's cool and stuff and things.
- Stardew Valley. My trial's gonna run out in a couple days, so then I'll have to buy it. Or complain to my mom so that she buys it. Probably that.


Geeroo's List of "Work on These or I'll Kill You" Games

- Kirby and the Forgotten Land. I got my file to 100%, but I still need to upgrade the Copy Abilities to max.
- Kirby Star Allies. I got puzzle pieces to find and all that.
- Kirby Fighters 2. (uses Rank-Up Magic cards to see if it'll rank me up)
- Super Kirby Clash. So much Korbe. Anyway, I have tons of stuff to buy and upgrade, not to mention I wanna get Platinum Medals for all the enemies and whatnot.
- Nexomon: Extinction. Gotta catch 'em alllllllll-
- Yoshi's Crafted World. I need Smiley Flowers.
- Pokemon Quest. Happenstance Island. Enough said.
- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX. Need to rank up there too.
- Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon EVERY BUDDY!. Work on dungeon. Increase Job Level.
- a bunch of other stuff I think.

Indeed. Once I find these purple shorts, I'll likely be renowned as the farmer who finds purple shorts.

"I lost my lucky purple shorts. I'm telling you this because I think I can trust you."

Ah, the joys of being a farmer.

I'm glad you approve. Personality, I think a team like that would do great in AG. XD

Here's my version, complete with lame natures (they're just the special/physical version of my team members') and bad movesets!



Crimson (Ninetales) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Drought
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Brave Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Iron Tail
- Zen Headbutt
- Payback

Brenda (Espeon) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Psychic Fangs
- Iron Tail
- Double Kick
- Morning Sun

Diana (Lucario) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Careful Nature
- Close Combat
- Meteor Mash
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
(Had so much trouble thinking of a name so I just went with that.)

Allen (Pyukumuku) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def
Mild Nature
- Mirror Coat
- Helping Hand
- Recover
- Protect
(Not even trying to be accurate here.)

Marty (Lycanroc-Midnight) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Vital Spirit
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Earth Power
- Snarl
- Hyper Voice
- Uproar
(No Nasty Plot. So sad.)

Bob (Salamence) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Dragon Pulse
- Hurricane
- Hydro Pump
- Flamethrower
(Again, couldn't really think of a name. So now he's Bob.
fail)