Wall for Gau (page 50)

The presence of 2 kid Gokus obviously points to the fact you like smaller things since they're cuter, which is why your subconscious chose the Gokus. It also has to do with your recent Dragon Ball phase. The music and the song reveal your inner desire to sing, dance, and enjoy yourself, as people often do while listening to songs and music.

...that, or you're just really in awe at small Gok's moves. And I mean, who wouldn't be? (Watches in amazement as the two Gokus start breakdancing)

Also I found the "rear appendage" hilarious for some reason

"I like SMUSUM too. :3"
At first I thought you were trying to say SUMWUN but had a stroke.

I don't know whether to hug you or break all your bones. That is my official response.

Quote of what day?

Title moment

- That one might be even more stupid [Your mom]. Show me an example of a Saiyan's tail being pulled off [Piccolo]. I feel like that hasn't happened, but feel free to prove me wrong. If he pulled off her tail somehow (how do you even do that? That'd be like ripping off someone's arm) [Yeah, but tail], she would probably kick him in the crotch and never talk to him again or something like that. I assure you, she would not forgive him for tearing off the "one thing that makes her a Saiyan" [True, I'm kind of dumb], most likely even if he wished it back (which really ruins the Dragon Ball search plot). Why would he even rip off her tail to begin with? Again, doesn't sound easy. Not like an "accident". Would it be funny for him to come along on her Dragon Ball mission when she despises him? Most likely. But a couple of laughs is not worth such a stupid plan [only in certain situations. J-Just thought I'd point that out] . Would it be funny if she ripped out his eyeballs by accident and had to wish them back [Wordplay might make it funny(?)]? Actually, don't answer that [Just did]. At this point, it spontaneously falling off would be a better idea, and that just sucks. Couldn't she at least lose her tail to something a little more realistic than her apparent best friend who just permanently weakens her on accident [Wait losing their tail weakens them? Crazy. I know that getting their tails pulled is like getting kicked in the balls, but permanently weakening?] ("oopsie, I broke my best friend's leg so bad that it can't be repaired")?
- {Oh yeah, you're definitely dim enough to accidently rip off someone's tail with that taste in hair. And yes, that's sarcasm. It's still a stupid idea.}

Seriously mate. This the best you can do? [Bad ideas. Sue me. I feel like making her tail-loss incident extremely over the top just to say "What, isn't this what you wanted?" but nope, I'll think of something. In the meantime, cry about it, I guess]

Commentary to replies to commentary on replies

- You asked if I wanted serious or not. I said yes. You made Giru Saiyan lose her tail in a door. That is not serious. Also, again, I doubt it'd make her tail come off. Doors don't exactly have bladed edges, and it could just be opened and she could pat her tail and whine softly because owie, then go about her day with her tail still attached. Actually, that's more likely. And you DO recall that Saiyans have amazing strength, right? What if she just... destroys the door instead? All in all, pretty dumb when you think about it [Your mother (It was actually kind of dumb, so I think I'll change that to a scenario where BM and Giru are training a bit too hard and he pulls off her tail and she gets cry and starts to mad. I think it'd serve as another reason why she sort of stopped talking to him, which pairs with the whole Goten situation)].
- Trunks? Assuming you mean she'd direct her "new toy energy" at him, I don't really see it. According to Dragon Ball videth gams (specifically Buu's Fury, VERY reliable source), Trunks is a year older than Goten, so if anything, she should've started with Trunks and... er, transferred her energy (I have no idea) to Goten when he was born because I dunno he's the favored child here. Which is a big plot hole, as she fawns all over one child as though she's never seen a baby before but ignores the other one's existence. I mean, I didn't think Vegeta would throw a party or something, but I doubt the kid's existence is just a secret. Anyway, Trunks is cute enough for a kid with purple hair, yeah, but he's not nearly as adorable as small Goku child. Plus, as I said, he is attached to him. She's made some sort of effort to be a... caretaker? Fake mother? Overprotective older sister? Eh, something. She thinks of him as some kinda family. Imagine pretty much ignoring your """family""" because small purple child. Oh wait a minute. She ignored her best friend who has been her friend since childhood because small Goku child. But that's different. Yeah, different. Anyway! [Not sure what to say except noted]
[Also, I have seen Goten's bad hair already. I complained about it when I got the Super Dragon Ball Heroes demo, remember? I nearly choked, briefly questioned if my eyes were functioning, and threw a fit. Like what the hell Goten what did they do to you?!] {Yeah his hair was kind of strange but I kind of like it better. That's just my opinion}
- Yeah, the whole 'rekindling friendship' thing is like half the Dragon Ball search plot. Once Giru Saiyan stops worrying about Goten back at home as much, it's revealed that behind that doting worrywart is the same old brat. She was just so used to being a softie that she needed the right conditions to get back to her old self. Speaking of being a softie, as I stated before, it hasn't helped her fighting skills. All that time she spent being a housewife [I was tempted to say that in the BM story, but I decided against it because, eh] (don't ask how she does that without a husband, I'm not sure) really cut back on her training. So she has to train to keep up as well. Anyway, as Giru Saiyan acts like a brat nostalgically, she eventually realizes that Bee Saiyan has been a good friend [BM bestest friend] or whatever, and they probably have some sort of deep friendship conversation about it, you know, that kinda stuff. They also train together and fight together and whatnot. Blah blah blah they're good friends again by the end of it, and lessons are learned. Also Giru Saiyan is pretty much back to her old self, though she still goes all wannabe mother on Goten. It's just not to the same degree. So, in short, Dragon Balls, Giru Saiyan tail, and friendship. Personally, I like that more than just "Gyro Sighyawn wkened up wun daye ad desided taht shed nt frend bpeen saian" (not even I know what I said there) [It took me a while to figure out what you actually said, and I usually decipher those things quickly].

I once cried to the moon on earth. 3 police officers arrived at the scene. The first thing they are sure of is someone asking for help. A group of people approached me about gay noise in a quiet place for disturbing the peace. The third group aren't really cops, but criminals looking for new recruits for their gang.

Commentary on commentary. How fun!

- I'm not a huge fan of the way Giru Saiyan loses her tail. It doesn't have to be epic or anything, but it just seems like a disappointment [It sounded a lot funnier in my head]. I can certainly imagine her closing the door on her tail and worrying that it's gonna fall off, but actually falling off? I dunno, Saiyan tails look pretty durable. It's a bit funny, yeah, but eh.
- You mean Giru Saiyan's "new toy energy" wears off before she finds someone else to direct it at [I should've seen that coming. Let's say it was, uh, Trunks(?)]  (and while Goten is still cute and small)? That sounds very un-Giru to me. Then again, there are obviously differences between Queen Geerooeth and Giru Saiyan, but still. You'd probably have to find someone she finds cuter than or about as cute as Goten for her to focus on said someone else, and those options lookin' pretty narrow right now. And since she, as you accurately put it, "tried to out-mother his own mother", it's likely she's pretty attached to him [true, I didn't know how to properly transition the rekindled friendship. Oops]. TL;DR: she will baby talk him in her wannabe mother fashion until the day he dies or gets bad hair [You are going to hate Dragon Ball Heroes. I've never seen it, but I've seen snippets of Trunks and Goten as they're older. Trunks looks fines, but Goten loses his Goku hair] (definitely true (certainly (without a doubt (mhm)))).
- I genuinely liked the idea of them re-bonding on the Dragon Ball hunt, mainly for filler- I mean uh deep plot meaning relevance or something that's it sure. Anyway, yeah, I thought it was kinda cool, but oh well [I'm the best].

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