Wall for Gau (page 52)

"That is really lame and has no benefit for anyone. If people want to waste away resetting for a shiny Tapu Koko, let them.

I know it's been like that for years now, but imagine the middle aged man who brought up the idea and everyone else on the dev team claps, starts crying tears of bliss and serenity and gives the guy a promotion."

Eek

Drifloon/Drifblim
Armarouge
Stunky/Skuntank
Oranguru
Stonjourner
Deino/Zweilous/Hydreigon
Great Tusk
Brute Bonnet
Flutter Mane
Slither Wing
Sandy Shocks
Roaring Moon
Koraidon

Goten's best friend (he knows it and he's terrified)

Beastiru

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Fortnite-themed wedding

Pogo Stick

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I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100hrs in this game it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers