Wall for Gau (page 229)

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N infiltrates his own secret base

Once upon a time, N came across a metal lid in the ground. He opened it to see that there was a secret underground base. He went inside and yelled “DERP IM INFILTRATING YOUR SECRET BASE”. “But sir, this is your secret base” a team plasma grunt replied. “NO IT ISN’T IM INFILTRATING IT” N shouted. Then one of the team plasma grunts showed him a video of him ordering them to make an underground secret base, and he remembered. He then saw a bunch of people coming in to the base. They were all identical, and were indistinguishable besides their shirts having different names on them. They all had (Idle) right below their names. The one that seemed in charge stepped forward, and his name read to be “Gligurr”. They all just kinda stood their and stared at Team Plasma, which started to get on their nerves. “ARE YOU DERPING FROCKY WHEE HEADS?” N yelled. Gligurr and his duplicates of himself realized that they were lameheads. “Hey, you guys are lameheads? Us too!” Gligurr said. They then became friends, and they went to the lid to try and destroy the frocky whee heads. When they opened the lid of the base, they saw a Silvally standing there. It closed the lid. Gladion wa s there with his silvally, and he weighed down the lid with bricks. This, of course, wouldn’t keep the lameheads down their long, but it would hold them off. Then, Primal placed a seed on the middle of the lid. He brought heavy rain, and the seed immediatly grew in to a large tree. It had Pizza instead of leaves. The roots grew in to the ground, and the tree was simply too heavy for the lameheads to get out of their base. They went to a closet of supplies. “Should we use a shovel?” A team plasma member asked. “NONONONO!” N replied. “How about a drill?” He asked. “DERPING HECK NO!” N replied. “How about the TM for dig that we could give one of your 45 Pokémon?” He asked. “DERP NO DERP NOOOOONOOOOO” N replied. “How about a singular spoon?” He asked. “YES!” N shouted. N repeatedly hit the metal ceiling with the spoon. After an hour, there was a slight dent in the roof. Parlor Swipple then smashed her head against the dent, giving her a magical tragical head injury. This made a bigger dent. Then N hit the ceiling with a spoon for 3 more hours, and he finally got past the metal. He climbed to the surface to see Primal eating pizza. Primal saw N and origin pulsed him. N dodged it, and threw parlor swipple at him. Parlor Swipple hit his pizza tree head first and got a magical tragical head injury. N then challenged Primal to a game of Parlor Swipple’s magical tragical head injury, and Primal accepted. They each got 10 cards from the deck of cards. Primal paired an N head and a Parlor Swipple head with eachother, earning him points. N paired a lusamine eyeball with nothing, giving him 400 screes. Realizing N had gotten screes, Primal was enraged, and he put N in to a basket and yeeted him at Junior the shiny Celebi. Junior brought N back in time to when he was trapped underground. Celebi came with him, and when he freed himself from his base, Celebi brought him back in time again to when he was trapped. This kept happening until N fell over and cried for approximately 10 hours and 37 minutes, and Junior brought him back to when Primal put him in to a basket. Primal yeeted the N basket to Junior the Celebi again, and Junior yeeted N’s basket in to the secret base and sealed N in to the secret base again.


The end.

Indeed

N’s slingshot

Once upon a time, Primal was watching TV, and he saw a news report with an oddly familiar picture. He saw the news was being reported by Parlor Swipple, and she said “DERP GIANT BOAT BEING BUILT BY PRIMAL’S CAVERN WE ARE GOING TO KILL-ERM FEED HIM DELICIOUS BAKED BEANS” “oh dear god no.” Primal whispered. He erupted from his cavern to see a ginormous boat with a slingshot on it. He took a second to see what was going on before he would freeze the boat solid with ice beam. “THERE HE IS” he saw Groudon, who was on the boat, scream. N then loaded a bucket of some sort of liquid in to the slingshot, and N launched the bucket at him. Primal was not expecting for this to hurt him, but he was sorely mistaken. It got in to his mouth, and he immediatly recognized it as buttermilk. He screeched and puked all over the place. They then launched Baked Beans at him, which made him puke even more. N then started the boat’s engine, and it went at incredible speeds, and it slammed directly in to Primal. Primal then closed his eyes, and his breathing stopped. He went back to being a Kyogre, and he sank to the ocean floor. He had died. N went down in to his cavern, made his Sharpedos in to Lameheads, and took his Blue Orb and gave it to Groudon. Meanwhile, the Aether family was all watching TV. They saw the same news channel as Primal was watching earlier, and Parlor Swipple yelled “DERP HAHA WE KILLED PRIMAL AND GAVE GROUDON HIS BLUE OR- ERM THE PEOPLE ON THE BOAT KILLED PRIMAL” The Aether family went to get the Blue Orb back and try to revive Primal. They stole X’s deluxe sailing ship and sailed it towards Primal’s cavern. They rammed it in to N’s boat, and Gladion’s silvally ripped a giant hole in to N’s boat with Multi Attack. The boat flooded, and the lameheads all swam away.  They then proceeded to sail to Groudon’s volcano. They went inside to see Primal Groudon eating baked beans. Pika threw a waffle at him, and Groudon yelled “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DERP” and turned towards them. Groudon used Flamethrower, which almost hit June, but she dodged. Gladion ordered his Silvally to use Air Slash, which spilled Groudon’s baked beans. He threw a tantrum and used Stomping Tantrum. This injured Gladion’s silvally. Pika climbed on to Groudon’s head and force fed him a very buttery waffle and spilled Grape Juice in to his ears. Junior then punched Groudon in the face and Gladion’s silvally finished Groudon off with Multi Attack. They took the blue orb, and went to find Primal’s dead body. They found it, and Gladion held up the blue orb. It glowed, and Primal started breathing. But then he stopped breathing again. “We’re missing something” Junior said. Then, they heard a noise behind them. It was Lugia, and he was holding Papa John’s pizza. “You were saying?” Lugia said. Gladion held up the blue orb again, and Lugia force fed Primal pizza. Primal woke up, and was delighted to see that he was revived. He went back to his Primal form. But then they saw a horrible sight. It was angry Nface, who had Mad Hauhead eyes. Angry Nface took the Aether family and Lugia and threw them far, far away. Primal remembered that N had killed him, and he immediatly Water Spouted N, and N fell in to the water. N was so massive that it only went up to his knees. N punched Primal in the head, but it didn’t do anything. Primal then rose into the air and SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd, and a large cylinder of water came out of the sea around N. Primal then used Ice Beam on it, and N was frozen. He then saw the Aether family and Lugia had returned. “Got any more pizza?” Primal asked Lugia. They all sat down and ate pizza and had a good time. Then they noticed something in the water. The slingshot. They looked at it, then at N, then at eachother. They loaded angry Nface in to the slingshot and launched him far in to the distance. They heard a crashing noise and Groudon screaming in pain. They all laughed hysterically.

The end

N and the baked beanstalk

Once upon a time, N was running in circles eating derp sandwiches. “HI N” he heard a voice scream. He looked over and saw Groudon. “DERP HI GROUDON” N shouted. “I MADE MAGICAL BAKED BEAN DO YOU WANT IT” groudon said. N accepted, and he took the baked bean. He was about to toss it in to his mouth, but then it fell to the ground. N screamed in horror and cried Becuase he dropped a baked bean, but then it grew in to the sky. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRPPPPPP” he screamed. He climbed the Baked Beanstalk to a large castle in the sky. He entered and yelled “DERP DERP DERP ANYONE HOME”. At first there was no reply, but then he heard a deep voice call out. It said:”I HEAR A HUMAN BEING I SHALL BAKE HIM IN TO MY MALASADA”. N ran away from where he heard the voice come from, and he entered a room where he saw a glorious sight:A screeching N x Parlor Swipple statue. He went to take it, but then he felt the ground shake. He looked behind him to see Mad Hauhead. “YOU TRY TO TAKE MY STATUE? MALASADAMALASADAMALASADA” he roared. Mad Hauhead threw a malasada at him, which he dodged. He ran to another room, which appeared to be a large kitchen, and he saw a malasada making machine. He then felt himself being picked up in to the air towards it, and realized it was Mad Hauhead trying to bake him in to Malasada. “DERP NOOOO DERPPPPPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAA” N screamed, as he tried to escape Mad Hauhead’s grip. Then he heard a great sound:A parlor swipple song. “PARLORSWIPPLEITSYOU” he yelled. Parlor Swipple sang so horribly that Mad Hauhead let go of N. N and Parlor Swipple stole their N x Parlor Swipple statue that was screeching and descended the beanstalk. He then saw Mad Hauhead jumping out, and they got out of the way. Mad Hauhead landed on Groudon, which broke every bone in Groudon’s body. “NONONONONO GROUDON” N said. “ATLEAST WE GOT OUR STATUE” Parlor Swipple screeched. But then they saw that it began to rain...quite heavily. They looked around, and looked back to their statue to see that it was gone. They then saw Primal swimming away with it and laughing hysterically. Then they saw a shiny Victini, which V-Created them, and they were sent flying.

THE END

I have two stories for today!

8 more points till 700!

I plan to type a story and post it on your wall about X and Brightpowder, but I'm lazy and I don't know when I'll get it done.

There is some new user kid that will occasionally call himself a superhero names “Latios Man” and acts like he is high
He’ll say “OMG THAT WAS LATIOS MAN DERP!”

PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
I refuse to believe a full grown man dresses up as a fictional kids game character and uses your account on a Pokémon site

Mad Hauhead is mad for me yeeting him off the battlefield when he was trying to take my rightful place as champion in US.
PorygonZangoose seconds ago