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Once upon a time, Parlor Swipple gave N a note. It read “I DORPING PEED IN YOUR GOLDEN MILK CARTON”. “OMG YES I WILL DORPING MARREE YOU” N screamed, and they kissed. They ran over to a beach, the same beach in which Groudon went to whine to Primal about dropping a baked bean every night. The Frocky Whee Heads all happened to be here, as they were bullying a Josh Kool dupe. “DORPING PEE WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT HERE RIGHT DERPEENG NOWZ!1!1!1!1!!1” Parlor Swipple screamed. Everyone was prepared for this, as this kind of thing would always end with at least someone turning giant and some sort of battle between Frocky Whee Heads and some baked bean abomination, and they weren’t in the mood. They tied N and Parlor Swipple to a missle, and launched it to Groudon’s volcano. Groudon, being the idiot he was, decided he’d eat the missile, as it looked enough like a baked bean to him. You could probably guess what happened next. Meanwhile, the Frocky Whee Heads had a good time bullying the Josh Kool dupe. “FUCING FUCHEDS FUC YOU” he screamed as malasadas were shoved down his throat. Then, they heard a noise. “DOERP” it screamed. Primal Groudon was there, with his arms and legs replaced by N and Parlor Swipple’s, and Parlor Swipple and N’s heads on either side of Groudon’s. “See? I knew this would happen. It happens all the time.” Primal said. They all agreed to stuff Groudon down Josh Kool’s throat, which they did. The bullied Josh Kool’s dupe once again, which was rather delightful. Then, Gligurr ran by, ate the Josh Kool dupe, and transformed in to a giant Groudon, N, Parlor Swipple, Josh Kool, and Gligurr combination. They had prepared for this to happen, and launched another missile at it. It exploded, and the lameheads were separated. “DOERP ENNETH LET’S GIT MARREED!!1!!1!1” Parlor Swipple screeched. “DOES U WISH TO BEE ENNETH’S WIFE?!?3?1?/)!;?” Groudon asked Parlor Swipple. “I DORP” she said. “I DECLARETHIZE YOU BAKED BEAN AND BAKED BEAN” Josh Kool screeched. N had a break dancing seizure, Gligurr began to cry, and Parlor Swipple began to sing the hit song “derp”. “DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP” she “sang”. Then, they saw a giant Gladion. “See? I told you. One of us was going to turn huge to kill the lameheads.” Primal said. Gladion stepped on the lameheads, and they were flattened. They were stuffed in to a baked bean can and force-fed to a Gligurr dupe.
“THE FUCING END”-Josh Kool
Feb 14, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
