Wall for BottomlessSea (page 47)

Chase said I'd make a great wife.

Yes I'm still going on about that.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Too edgy

Enneth's 'Laemhed Tailz':

"ENNETH WAS DORPING DONN THE ROED WHEN PEIKA WAS A MEEN AND HORT ENNETHS FEELIGS THEN PRINA KAY SED #DIERP EBBETH UR A LAEM HEDDETH AND IM PEEING ON A TRUD# EMMET WAS SO DEVESTAETDED TAT HE RAHN TO PPELOR SWAGGLE AND CRYED SO SADDETHLY BUTT THAN A GIYANT JOHS KEWEL PEED IN A RIVERR AND GAU DEDED SO PANTZ WERE PEED INNETH TO SElLEBRAIT AND PEE KAY DORPED TO DEADTH

THE DERPING ENDDETH"

Enneth For President


Primal thought he was high when he flipped through the channels on his underwater TV and saw a campaign ad. "DORP I WNAT TO BE PREZEEDINT AND EET BAKED BEENSES" Enneth said on the ad. Then Parlor Swipple appeared and dumped baked beans onto a Barbie doll that looked like Celes. "IM GONNA BEE A DERPING VISE PREZEEDINT AND PEE MY PANTZ" she screamed. Then a 'song' that happened to be an hour long played. Primal immediately thought that whomever running against Enneth and Parlor Swipple had to be good. Then he found out that it was Gau and Pika and he was glad that Kyogres couldn't vote. He prayed for Bidoof to come and save the world as I'm A Dorping Hot President Who Pees Baked Beans played in the background. Bidoof didn't come, and Primal Water Spouted his TV to shut up the 'song', which had on-screen lyrics and a 'how to brush Parlor Swipple's toes tutorial', but since it was waterproof it didn't budge. He pressed buttons on his remote, but the ad was playing on every channel. "OK DORP HERES MY DERPING EPICAL INGROWN TOENAIL" Parlor Swipple screamed as Enneth 'sung' "I LIEK TO PEEEEEEEEE AND MY PEE IS BAKED BEEEEEEEEEEEENS DERP-DERP-DERP-DORP" Primal SCREE'd and collapsed the cavern in on his TV once he had gotten out of it, finally destroying the TV. But when he reached land, he saw a bunch of tiny Enneths in bikinis singing along to the campaign ad. He cursed as he realized that he was on the beach next to 101010 Mental Insanity Drive, which was a new Mental Insanity Drive built when Enneth ran for president. The Gligurr alts were standing around, Idle like always, as Josh Kool yelled. "FUC FIZZ IM VOTING FOR ENNETH AND EVERYONE CAN GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK AND DIE!!!!1111!!1111!11!1!1!!111one!111!1" Primal went back into his ocean. Later that day, he got an ad on his new TV. He had disabled lameheaded ads, but it was hacked by Josh Kool. "FUC U GAU AND PIKA IM AN PROFESSIONALLY ATTRACTIVE MAN!!!!!!" he screamed on the TV as he recorded Pika, who had just woken up and was dressed in Silvally-inspired pajamas. Gau had been napping near Pika's bed and rolled onto his back when Pika nearly stepped on him getting out of bed. He batted at Pika's feet as she squinted at Josh Kool, unable to recognize him. "OH IM MUCH BETTER THAN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE BECAUSE LUCARIO IS IN SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????" Pika stopped squinting as she finally recognized him. Josh Kool recorded Gau and Pika for ten extra minutes while he screamed about banning Fizz and beating up children. He hoped this would provide some sort of imaginary evidence that Gau and Pika sucked so Enneth would become the president, but instead, large amounts of people went 'aww' when they saw the pair of kids. It became Gau's campaign ad, which was much better and funnier than Parlor Swipple's ingrown fugus-infested toenail. The lameheads were outraged. The mini Enneths, the Parlor Swipple fans, the Gligurr alts, and all the other lameheads gathered together and voted for Enneth. All the rational people voted for Gau and Pika, but there were so many lameheads that the sane people were outnumbered. Enneth was elected and he had a breakdancing seizure while peeing his pants. Gau and Pika looked at each other in a 'wtf' manner. Then Enneth choked on his hair and sung I'm A Dorping Hot President Who Pees Baked Beans again. He immediately signed eating baked beans on a daily basis and brushing Parlor Swipple's toes into law. Primal waited for Bidoof to use Judgment and beat the crap out of Enneth. Gau fixed his gaze on Enneth and used Ultima. Enneth and Parlor Swipple screamed "DORP" and were knocked into space. The sane people cheered as Gau bowed, now the president because Pika logic applied. Primal still wasn't pleased by the outcome, but at least Gau wouldn't sing Parlor Swipple songs, just Pika songs. Enneth and Parlor Swipple landed on Mars, where the Martians went 'wtf' when they saw the lameheads land on their once-peaceful planet. "OH ENNETH DORP IM A PRESSIDWIFHIEHFIEIKFEBFIEBFKEBFEIVFIKWHPFIWDENT WITH A MAGICAL TRAGICAL HED INJURY" Enneth screamed. And that was how the lameheads took over Mars.

The end.

Ah yes.

It's one of those days where you wish some dummy would hop into the chat and start being dumb to liven it up.

RAAAAAAAAAAYKAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISER

was defeated by a Magnezone

PRIMAL

I CAUGHT RAYKAISER

In Final Fantasy wiki it is recommended to ur mom

Final Fantasy Wiki: "It is recommended to equip as much elemental-resisting equipment as possible, since many of Kaiser Dragon's attacks are elemental. The Paladin's Shield, Minerva Bustier, Cat-Ear Hood, and Force Armor all work, so does the Aegis Shield due to its high potential for blocking magical attacks. Ribbons help against his status attacks. Any magic boosting relics, like the Celestriad and Soul of Thamasa, should be equipped on the party's mages, while physical fighters should use the Master's Scroll. Mages should use Quick and cast Ultima, while physical fighters should attack with defense-ignoring weapons, like the Ultima Weapon and the Valiant Knife to pierce Kaiser Dragon's high defenses, preferably while using the Master's Scroll. At least one party member should be dedicated to buffing the party with spells like Reraise, Hastega, Protect and Shell, and healing with Curaga after Kaiser Dragon attacks. It is advantageous to attack Kaiser Dragon as much as possible when it is in the status-ailment-inflicting stage (listed as fourth on the chart below), because it will only counter with Bio, which does low damage compared to his other attacks, and the Poison status will be blocked by the Ribbons the party is wearing, or is otherwise easily healed. When Kaiser Dragon restores his HP for the final time, it is highly recommended at least one party member be under the effects of Reraise. If the party keeps alive without attacking Kaiser Dragon, he will move on to his last stage by himself, and the player only needs to deal the last 65,500 damage instead of 327,500. One will know Kaiser Dragon has moved to his last battle stage when he uses Heartless Angel or Mind Blast. Refraining from attacking until the final phase might make the battle a bit easier."
Gau: "(spams Ultima and Reraise and wins)"