Wall for y-chai (page 320)

Thx!!!!

OMG, that's the best! I'm about to DIE LAUGHING! XD

Kiara: Uh, yeah, we work there as part of Mission UR. [ur what? I'm PRETTY sure its spelled "your"]
Pika: Ooh, Aether equals Gladion and Gladion equals- [Cuteness with a side of cuteness?]
X: Lusamine! [yay]
Pika: What? I was gonna say something else entirely, but... [He's mine, back off]
X: No, I mean we have to go back. But Lusamine was furious when we left. [Sounds like her] (shudders) I hope she's calm now. ["I wouldn't bet your money yeeeeeeeet" Glazio, 2020]
Pika: Hmm... do you think that maybe I could help? [No]
Kiara: Well, I don't see why not. [Idiot]
X: I do. Kiara, we can't just say 'here's a new recruit'. That's not our job. [Yah recruit her. You'll die soon]
Mallory: (telepathically) What IS your job? [To meet Pika's mom]
Kiara: To rescue unfortunate Pokémon like yourself with nowhere else to turn to to. Sorry I quoted Ms. Lusamine. [LIAR]
X: I'll say. [YUP. KEEP ON SAYING]
Mallory: (telepathically) No, no, please no. I-I can't stand labs. Don't make me go and DON'T give me to some some stranger. [Yesss give her to a stranger!] (she buries her head in Kiara's shoulder)
Kiara: Shh, shh. It's okay, I won't leave you alone. Shh, okay. (X looks away but he has a small smile. Kiara, Mallory, and X jump off Solgaleo and get ready to head to Aether. Mallory does not return to her Luxury Ball, instead choosing to walk alongside Kiara. Pika follows, uninvited but cheerful)
Pika: So, are we walking or flying? [We're riding on your mom's back]
X: "We?" Pika, you can't just- [yah, she can]
Kiara: (giving X a sharp look) We're flying after we get off the Altar [Fly ON the Alter. Also, everyone is such a liar]. Mallory, you'll have to return then. You can come back out once we land at Aether. [You shall never escape!!!]
Mallory: (in Kiara's head) Okay, and thank you for saving me in Ultra Space. [Yeah you just wanna die in a Torture Chamber](everyone leaves the Altar. Pika is skipping instead of walking, Mallory is holding Kiara's hand like she were Kiara's little sister, and X is lagging behind) [Yessssss X lag behind like a king!!!]

(Altar of the Sunne. Pacing in front of the Wormhole entrance is a girl wearing a tuxedo and black pants. [A tuxedo? Where can I get one? Please say Old Navy or Target] She has short brown hair and bright, excited eyes. She is taken aback when the Wormhole widens and Solgaleo jumps out. [Its Solgaleo. Don't be surprised its not a Fire type] As an instinct, she pulls out a Poké Ball and calls out a Pokémon.) [You want to battle the thing that's not a Fire type? Huh?]
???: Drifty, I choose you! I know you can do it! Use Fire Blast! [Is Fire Blast Sylveon available for purchase? Or did it just steal a move that Solgaleo should get STAB from?]
Kiara: What the-! (Solgaleo flies away with Kiara and X, who is half awake and still on its back, successfully avoiding the kamikaze [Whaaaaaaaa] Fire Blast)
Mallory: (telepathically) What the hex nut is wrong with you [I don't know what a hex nut is. Should I be worried?] ? Are you TRYING to kill my new friends [Yes. Yes she is]?
???: Maaaybe, maaaybe not [Liar]. I AM however coma trying to st- wait, hold the Phione, did you just... talk... to... me?
Mallory: (telepathically) No, I was talking to to your mom [Where is the mom? I should meet her]. Yes, I talked to you!  
Kiara: (hissing) Mallory, stop. We don't know what this girl's capable of. She may be a hunter.
???: A-a hunter?! What?! Listen, my name's Pika. That's right, P-I-K-A, Pika.
X: Alright, alright, we get it! You're Pika like Pikachu [No she's Pika like a Pachirisu. Wait, your telling me there is a difference?]! Cool, but, uhm, wh-what are you doing here? Other than trying to torch us via- wait, Fire Blast? Hang on, where's the Fire-type?
Pika: No Fire-type... yet. Just Drifty. (she points at her Shiny Sylveon) He has... interesting moves. [Interesting moves? I didn't realise]
X: I'll say.
Kiara: Gah, we can't talk much longer, we need to head back to Aether real soon.
Pika: (wide eyed) Did you say "Aether?" [No, she said "Torture chamber"]

(Altar of the Sunne. Pacing in front of the Wormhole entrance is a girl wearing a tuxedo and black pants. She has short brown hair and bright, excited eyes. She is taken aback when the Wormhole widens and Solgaleo jumps out. As an instinct, she pulls out a Poké Ball and calls out a Pokémon.)
???: Drifty, I choose you! I know you can do it! Use Fire Blast!
Kiara: What the-! (Solgaleo flies away with Kiara and X, who is half awake and still on its back, successfully avoiding the kamikaze Fire Blast)
Mallory: (telepathically) What the hex nut is wrong with you? Are you TRYING to kill my new friends?
???: Maaaybe, maaaybe not. I AM however coma trying to st- wait, hold the Phione, did you just... talk... to... me?
Mallory: (telepathically) No, I was talking to to your mom. Yes, I talked to you!  
Kiara: (hissing) Mallory, stop. We don't know what this girl's capable of. She may be a hunter.
???: A-a hunter?! What?! Listen, my name's Pika. That's right, P-I-K-A, Pika.
X: Alright, alright, we get it! You're Pika like Pikachu! Cool, but, uhm, wh-what are you doing here? Other than trying to torch us via- wait, Fire Blast? Hang on, where's the Fire-type?
Pika: No Fire-type... yet. Just Drifty. (she points at her Shiny Sylveon) He has... interesting moves.
X: I'll say.
Kiara: Gah, we can't talk much longer, we need to head back to Aether real soon.
Pika: (wide eyed) Did you say "Aether?"
Kiara: Uh, yeah, we work there as part of Mission UR.
Pika: Ooh, Aether equals Gladion and Gladion equals-
X: Lusamine!
Pika: What? I was gonna say something else entirely, but...
X: No, I mean we have to go back. But Lusamine was furious when we left. (shudders) I hope she's calm now.
Pika: Hmm... do you think that maybe I could help?
Kiara: Well, I don't see why not.
X: I do. Kiara, we can't just say 'here's a new recruit'. That's not our job.
Mallory: (telepathically) What IS your job?
Kiara: To rescue unfortunate Pokémon like yourself with nowhere else to turn to to. Sorry I quoted Ms. Lusamine.
X: I'll say.
Mallory: (telepathically) No, no, please no. I-I can't stand labs. Don't make me go and DON'T give me to some some stranger. (she buries her head in Kiara's shoulder)
Kiara: Shh, shh. It's okay, I won't leave you alone. Shh, okay. (X looks away but he has a small smile. Kiara, Mallory, and X jump off Solgaleo and get ready to head to Aether. Mallory does not return to her Luxury Ball, instead choosing to walk alongside Kiara. Pika follows, uninvited but cheerful)
Pika: So, are we walking or flying?
X: "We?" Pika, you can't just-
Kiara: (giving X a sharp look) We're flying after we get off the Altar. Mallory, you'll have to return then. You can come back out once we land at Aether.
Mallory: (in Kiara's head) Okay, and thank you for saving me in Ultra Space. (everyone leaves the Altar. Pika is skipping instead of walking, Mallory is holding Kiara's hand like she were Kiara's little sister, and X is lagging behind)

Nvm. But "No" is gaining popularity after my version of the fanfic intro XD

Hah LOL thanks

oh and i fixed the friend thingy

Thanks!

Hey, Nice new grav!