Wall for y-chai (page 302)

I can't. It's in emulated-on-my-Wii Yellow, goofball.

Wow, cool! I beat Yellow with a level 100 Venusaur and a level 100 Mew from a glitch that always obeyed my every command. :)

Ah, yes. His mother is a Lapras, his father is a Ditto, and I am his caretaker.

If you understand the Ditto glitch, that'll make sense to you. If you don't... Sapphire the Lapras had the Special stat needed, and she (I call it a she) was hit with a Ditto's Transform, and when I went to see if it had succeed, I encountered LEMONADE, who wasn't named that yet. God, the game did this earsplitting screech that almost killed me. But then my Master Balls were duplicated, so I caught him, and the game named him LEMONADE.

Man, the Gen 1 developers didn't even TRY.

What did I create???

But he's not my son. He's my cute little glitch companion. XD

Why would I wish?

"LEMONADE I LOVE U" -you

Ha ha, you have a crush on LEMONADE! XD

With a little extra commentary by dark

It has!

The Glazio News
6/8/2020
All righty, time for today's news. The Pokemon news is that I tried to Shiny hunt Fomantis again, and after 89 were called by SOS, I encountered a Shiny. Then I accidentally Master Balled it. Now I don't have any Master Balls. Crud. Anyway, I caught it, so now I have a new Shiny Pokemon. Chao news doesn't exist because I haven't played Sonic Adventure 2 Battle yet. And the fanfic news is the same: episode 2's almost done, I'm being really slow with completing it, blah blah blah. I'm trying, I really am. Just not very good at trying. I'll sign off and sigh off. See ya!