Wall for y-chai (page 295)

what even was that wall post glazio

I know what your wedding would be like. When it came time to kiss the bride, you would be engulfed in Super Glitch, your parents would go "OMG WTF", your sister would be traumatized, basically everyone would run away screaming, and I'd be sitting next to Sapphire the Lapras and a Ditto, who are so proud that their son is getting married, drinking root beer and munching on mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches. Then you, as a now-glitched being, would be brought into the glitch world and have human and glitch babies. XDXDXD

LEMONADE

It's like U-haul, accept it hauls pee! XDXDXD

(what even is my life)

The second I called Paul 'Pee-haul', I knew that I'd made my best life choice ever. XDXDXD

"Shack-shatting Shaxes and Pee-hauling Kauls are all the rage in my life right now." -me a minute ago

(in your ear) GOOD! Wait, that is good. Oops. XDXDXD

I just imagined a video of me flailing my arms around while badly-photoshopped lamps fly from my hands. And the sound of the lamps shattering is me going "Crash, bam, tinkle, shatter, glass... pieces everywhere!". XDXDXD

(hops around and epically shatters lamp)

Oh, OK. I'm sorry if I seem rude for wanting you to hurry, but you wouldn't believe how much I wanna see chapter 1 of that fanfic.