Wall for y-chai (page 252)

I asked him why he said that on his wall

How nice of him

doesn't flow as well

In the land of floating miracle tomatoes, I dashed around Dirty Rag Lane, muttering: "I need to learn the Monitor Explosion dance." And suddenly, a decapitated table leg appeared, and said: "Ur a looser." And I went: "Not even the Rice Feet can stop me, nor the Doorknob Blankets or the GameCube Cheeses." And with that, the table leg disappeared, taking its non-existent decapitated head with it. And so I practiced the Monitor Explosion with trees made of potato chips and fell into a pizza coma. And in my state of slumber, I waded through giant pizzas and murdered earhole corns. With my mighty blade of rusted toilets, I fought day and night to exterminate the evil Super Duper Magical Insane Mouse Donut Holes. And when I awoke, I did the Monitor Explosion to the tune of Beautiful Crab Faces in the magical land of Fruit Stems. But before I could even stop the music, a Crazy Bathtub Plunger approached me and said: "You shall spend eternity in the land of Rotting Pant Legs!" And so I was teleported to the land of Rotting Pant Legs, and knew I needed to escape before the Cheese Goombas struck 14. I ran through the land of Eyeballed Fingernails and the land of Fat Miracle Sandwiches in order to escape. Then I saw it: the Poopy Dance Toe portal. I leapt through it and arrived in my old world once more. I then opened my eyes and was bored because I was in reality again.

The end.

A lot of them were from when I really was clueless. The rest are random questions that sprang to mind one day.

Ok lol

I guess it was sort of predictable, yes

How does she do it? How does she think of these bizarre things?

How you didn't immediately know what I was thinking surprised me, tbh

Yep lol

But really, how many other people need to know my gender? I'll tell people if they ask, but yeah