The Glazio News
7/6/2020
It finally happened. After 206 Pyukumuku called, I found a Shiny one. I caught him in a Luxury Ball. I'm going to check if he's an HA soon. I haven't named him yet, though. I decided to take some of my Shinies to the Battle Tree, and I lost pathetically terribly. I think that makes sense. Anyway, I lost bad. Someday, I want to get all my Shinies to level 100. Yay, pure pain! Well, that's that for news. See ya!
Jul 6, 2020
by
Gau
Sinnoh’s finest legendary
To eat.
Jul 6, 2020
by
y-chai
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Why did it autocorrect to that tho
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
And I gotta go.
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
LOL
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
I once had a dream where mom was using her phone, and it caused the whole house to be twisted up and stuff.
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
SCREW U AUTOCORRECT
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
*oops
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
poops
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
And for some reason along the way, I was taught about a Spanish witch
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
And for some reason along the way, I was taught about a Spanish witch
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
THAT sounds nightmarish. O_O
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Ah, ok
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
*lessons
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
X, I took Spanish
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Oof, Y
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
OoO;
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Lol glazio
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
I looked at my wall, while I was awake, and I saw her eyes on my wall.
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
"And why was she spanish?" -Mega-Blade X 2020
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
And why was she spanish?
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
What sort of curse?
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
And then the worst part happened
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Oof, jeez.
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
And I woke up in terror
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
And then the Spanish witch (I can’t recall the name) put a curse on my horses
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Okay
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
So then, in this dream, I was riding Acro with Oreo galloping behind me. I love riding horses.
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Ok, Y
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
I love stuffed animals, and my favorite ones at the time were 2 horses, Acro and Oreo.
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Lillie. Doing her hair. In the Battle Tree. LOOGEEEC!
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Weird, glazio
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Continue, Y
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
I once had a dream where Lillie was doing her hair in the Battle Tree, and Gladion was ticked.
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Ok so
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
It was so terrifying that I still remember it
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
This is already entertaining
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Wow. XD
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Yeah I do
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
With a Spanish witch in it
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
You remember a dream when you were four?
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
I had a nightmare
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
One time when I was like 4
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Oh dear
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
Ok
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
XD
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
My turn for a weird dream
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
In your dreams. XD
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
Ok
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
Yes my dreams rival the weirdness of glazios weird story
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
Mhm
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
XD
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
Cronge fahmell
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
EGNORC LLEMHAF
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
Pk, that is so weird
Mega-Blade X
7 minutes ago
Egnorc
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
I once had this weird dream where I was coming in from the backdoor of my old house with my dad behind me and my sister was going upstairs saying she just got $10 and I saw a weird shadow dude behind my dad and then I looked to the front door and some mosquito+human creature attacked me
Jul 6, 2020
by
Gau
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
XD
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Noncommittal*
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
I am... noncommital on that tale, glazio.
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
I am super stupid
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
Like, you broke me man. I’ll never be the same again.
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Did you guys know that
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Btw I’m stupid
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Idk
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
I’m shivering from fear
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
XDXDXD
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Whats that, pk?
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
Yes
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Ah oops
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
They seem like a real nightmare
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Insanity. Not energy
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
So? How was it? XD
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Thank heavens
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
How smart, Y
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
The end.
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Then I awoke from the strange land of the GameCube Butterflies.
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
555 mental energy?
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
I’m not going to listen to anything Glazio says from now on O.o
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Lol
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
"You have been hit with the magical pot of corn cob operas, and so we must be souper ticked! Wake up, you fricking crazy person!"
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
Josh Fool lives on 555 mental insanity drive chugging Mountain Dew and trolling
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Laugh. My. ***. Off.
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Oops
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Thats supposed to be butterflies
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Wait no
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
GameCube burritos?
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Oh my.
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
And I fled to the world of Insane Insanity GameCube Butterflies, screaming for them to not troll me and instead troll the trool, Josh Fool.
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
What*
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
Oh cute fish
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Yep. WHhat?
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Pit bulls......oh no
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
I was a bit late in response
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
WAIT WHAT
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
Pit Bull (I love pit bulls)
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Golden retriever
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Yes!
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Holy heck the rabbitfish is a real thing
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
Bulldog
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
Pug
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
He’s a yellow lab
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
German Shepard
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
It’s a lab
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Golden Retriever
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
Yep!
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Lab
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
Guess
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
What breed, pk?
Jul 6, 2020
by
Gau
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Nope Y lol
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
Shiba Inu. Obviously the best doge ever lmao
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
Indeed. XD
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
My dog is right next to me
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Yup*
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Tup, Y
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Fish rabbits...?
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
I love dogs!
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
Your favorite....
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Ooh are we talking about dogs?
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Hi, pk
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
Hi, PrimalKyogre! XD
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Now, Y, guess my favourite dog breed
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Hi
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
I know, right? XD
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Earhole corn opera tho
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
When I recovered from the earhole corn opera, I screamed out to the radish bears and the fish rabbits: "Why why why must you troll me so when I ain't Josh Fool?!"
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
XD
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
But yay thanks google lol
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
I call it an Australian Cattle Dog, that’s why I was confused.
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Never heard of that before my quick google search
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Yeah the Blue Heeler
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Oh wait
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Sheepdog?
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Aka the australian cattle dog?
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
No
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Wait I’m pretty sure it’s just cows
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Blue heeler?
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
I'm just randomly babbling nonsense for my own enjoyment. XD
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Wait I wasn’t wrong
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Wait it’s also cows
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
My thumbs tho
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
I meant sheep
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
Oops
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
You think I have any idea either? XD
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
It’s not cows
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
Wait
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
LOL X
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Glazio, i have no idea anymore.
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
*Hell
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
What. The. He’ll.
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
*looks up dogs that herd cows on google*
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
It’s usually blue in color.
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
And a corn cob appeared, hitting me on the earhole, and I began to sing: "And I feel alive and I wanna take a dive where I can super die in the land of mummies and bye."
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Yay got one of them
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Nope
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Ding ding ding! I love Rottweilers!
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Collie?
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
The other one wants to herd some cows
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Rottweiler?
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
How amazing, glazio
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
One of them wants to kill u
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Hm...
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
It’s actually two dogs
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
It's my epic tale. XD
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
No
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
XD
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Golden retriever?
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Not something you hear every day
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
Wtf Glazio
Jul 6, 2020
by
Gau
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
The magical pot of corn
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Wait is it "Shepard"?
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
No
Glazio Kawaii
seconds ago
And I, crestfallen, ran to the house of tomato lettuce, lined with expensive dirt, and cried for the magical pot of corn to hear me out.
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
German shepherd?
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Labrador retriever?
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
*Nope
~MegaCharizardY~
seconds ago
Nop
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Chihuahua?
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
Guess my favorite breed of dog.
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Hurrah
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
Yup
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Glazio, what even goes on in your head sometimes
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
I was still right, technically, then
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
The labrador retriever?
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
I think German Shepard was up there though
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
And I felt a magical energy of the soupy forest summon not a shark, but a magical bee head, and it spoke to me: "You are a loser of the third degree, and you shall not dance the Super E."
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Oh, it’s actually the lab.
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Potentially.
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Oh, thats good. At least i got a bit right.
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
I think you might have been correct with German Shepard, lemme check though.
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Hm, Y?
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
That makes two of us
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Hm
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
I don't know either. XD
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
...the Super E?
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
So whats the most popular breed of dog?
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
And then I went to the forest of Soup and said: "Mighty house of rotted seashells, answer my whim! I need to dance the Super E with a Great White Shark!"
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
So the answer to the second part of the question was cats, and the answer to the first one was dogs.
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Ah, blast
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
But the breed was wrong
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
But a lot of people have multiple cats
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Dogs are found in the most houses in the US
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
How both?
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Sorry, how?
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Shepherd*
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Actually, you’re both right and wrong
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Or labrador retriever
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
And its a german sheperd?
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
I don't know, I'm just being random. XD
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Dogs
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
I beg your pardon, glazio?
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
In America for that question, btw
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
Cats?
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
What pet is found in the most homes, and what pet is the most common including having more than two of them (like I have 2 dogs)?
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
The days when I blasted the beetle turtles off the forest's edge of sea.
Jul 6, 2020
by
Gau
