The Glazio News
8/21/2020
I've decided to make an all-stallers team for fun. So now I gotta breed Feebas. Woo. And my Feebas are all HA when I'm trying to get a non-HA one. Stinkin' great. Here's some Sol and Luna news. Pika says that she twitches sometimes, and the lemonade is apparently sour, causing her to twitch. Then Jurse Noy says that their Pokermains have been healed. Yay. Then Eclipse says that she can show them around the city, and they agree to be shown around. They zoom around for a while and eventually find the Alola Tourist Bureau, and Eclipse tells them to check it out. They go inside and see a boy sending out some mail or such. Eclipse leads them to the counter and talks to one of the people about a Poke Finder. Pika gets bored and looks at the boy and promptly realizes that he's staring at her and smiling. Massive awkward. Flare looks at him as well, and he just gives Flare a hostile look. And of course Flare just waves. And apparently Pika is smile-worthy according to Mr. Random Boy smiling when he looks at her. Anyway, Eclipse tells Pika that the Poke Finder has been installed and explains what the frock a Poke Finder is. Flare reccomends that they go to the beach, so they decide to go to the beach. But as they leave, the boy comes and stops them. He's an epic obvious stater, as he says that he saw them in the Alola Tourist Bureau. So Flare introduces himself, his sister, and the creepy tree battle stalker girl. Then Mr. Random Boy Who States Much Obvious says that his name is Nick Miller. Yay he exist now. Then he says that Pika's name is cute, shakes hands with her, stares into her eyes, and kisses her hand. Because, you know, that's normal apparently. And Pika wins award for Most Funny Flustered Face, because she's blushing like crazy. Fun. Anyways, after Pika recieves 'screaming I ship it' eyes from Flare, Nick once again states the obvious that they seem to be exploring the city and learning about it because they said so. Flare says they're gonna go to the beach, and of course Nick wants to come along. He says he knows Hauhead'oli City very well. Pika says no, but Flare, Eclipse, and Rotom Dex say yes. Because of course they would. So he says thanks and onward they go! Pika tries to stay away from Nick because of pure awkwardness. He apparently doesn't get the memo and goes into flirty mode. Met the girl five minutes ago? Hold her hand, that'll do it. Do what? No fricking clue aside from make her awkward. So Pika zips to the front, making her blush very noticible. Great goin', doofus. Eventually, they reach the beach, and Flare says they can send out their Pokemon so the Pokemon can enjoy the beach. Sweetie the Popplio pops out of her Poke Ball on her own, and Flare sends out Rowlet and Eevee. And what do Eclipse and Nick send out? That'll be revealed next time! Ha ha! See ya!
Aug 22, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
8/20/2020
I started sorting out my Type: Null and Silvally in a massive list, so that's cool. And I think a new one reached level 100. Anyway, I went back to Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot's castle and eventually beat up Cyrus. I like his battle theme. Then I come back and me and Lillie are about to go try to save the crazy president AKA Lills and Gla-Gla's mom. But then, a lamehead named Ghetsis appears, and he rants and ranbles a bit! Then we battle and I win yay also his battle theme sucks so bad. Then he knocks Lillie to the ground and threatens her because that's a totally nice thing to do there you fricking jerk! Frock Jetsister. Then Colress or whatever his name is appears and zippity doo dahs Ghetsis back to his own universe. Soon I shall go and beat up an evil nerd... but not right now. On to Sol and Luna! Pika's still freaked out a bit by Rotom Dex, great info there we all sure cared. She continues the battle with Flare, having Sweetie the Popplio fling Pounds everywhere. But then she's hit by Rowlet's Leafage, almost knocking her out. Rowlet gets ready to finish the battle with Tackle... but then a blue aura surrounds Sweetie and she blasts Rowlet away with Water Gun! This shocks them because Water Gun isn't very effective. But then here comes Rotom Dex, explaining Torrent. So Sweetie's Torrent ability had activated, increasing the power of Water Gun. The Pokemon battle for a little bit, with Sweetie actually able to counter Leafage with her boosted Water Gun. She pounds Rowlet to the ground, and a green aura surrounds him, showing that his Overgrow has activated. Great. Then he blasts Sweetie to kingdom come with a Leafage and the battle ends... Flare won! That upsets Pika quite a bit, as you could expect. Then Flare tells her that losing is nothing to be ashamed of, and uh-oh, here comes a random voice agreeing with him! A girl is sitting in a tree with a camera in her hands, recording their battle. Not creepy at all, man. Not. Creepy. At. All. Anyway, Flare asks who she is, and Pika asks what's with her "lame style", and apparently it's lame because it's so black. But then Flare points out that Pika's wearing lots of black too. The creepy tree battle recorder stalker girl says her name is Eclipse and that she likes her clothes. Pika still thinks it's lame because why wouldn't she? Flare asks Eclipse what's up with the camera, and she replies that she likes Pokemon battles, so she recorded theirs. Then she asks if they're brother and sister, as Flare had called Pika "little sis". The answer is yes, dum-dum. Then then then then then she asks their names, and yes, the five thens were intentional. They tell her their names and then she asks what they're up to. Sheesh. And we get a great line from Pika: "Go darken the sky, dork." What does that even mean? I don't know, and neither does Pika. Flare and Eclipse laugh and Pika joins in. Then she replies to Eclipse's earlier question, saying that they're just exploring Hauhead'oli City. Then she asks to tag along. Pika doesn't know, but Flare says yes. Because of course he would. Then Eclipse asks where they're going and holy crap half the convo was just Eclipse asking questions please kill me. Flare says they should go to the Pokemon Center to heal their Pokemon, so they... go to the Pokemon Center to heal their Pokemon. While the Pokemon are healing, Eclipse says they should get a drink at the cafe. Then she orders three lemonades, which mentally ticks off Pika because Eclipse chose their drinks. At least she was the one paying. While they're waiting for the drinks, something rips out a little bit of Pika's hair, which freaks her out and she falls off of the stool she was sitting on. In the Pokemon Center. In front of people. Guess who ripped our her hair? Rotom Dex, that's who! He asks if she forgot he was there, and yes, she had. Flare asks if she's okay, and she says she's fine. Rotom Dex said all he wanted to do was help them earlier, but they forgot he existed, and that makes him sad. Pika asks what he's doing here and if he was following them, and he said he was. Great. Stalker Rotoms. But then he says he wants to come along on their Island Challenge. Why? Because they were the first people Rotom Dex talked to when he had gotten inside of the Pokedex, although Pika had fainted when he did. And he wants to explore Alola because he's actually from Sinnoh and hasn't really seen Alola. Pika asks what he'd do if he did come along, and he says that he has a Pokedex and a map and whatever. And of course Flare says he can come along and epic Pika facepalm. Rotom's very happy about that, and Flare says they're not from Alola either. This surprises Eclipse, and Flare says that they're from Kanto and they moved to Alola just recently. Then guess what? The lemonades are ready! Yes, I do want some LEMONADEs, they taste like glitchy cubes. What do you mean, not that lemonade? Anyway, when Pika takes a sip, she shudders. Rotom Dex asks if she twitches like that often, and yeah that's all I've written so far. See ya!
Aug 20, 2020
by
Gau
