ItsYaBoiFlareon
seconds ago
Gtg alley
Oct 4, 2020
by
Gau
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
TABLE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Because that one song that Homer Simpson was singing is stuck in my head.
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
why tho
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
(imagines Gladion dancing to Homer Simpson singing and questions existence)
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
(shoves my Pelipper down the throat of the heartless N corpse)
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
(Gladions my Pelipper)
Oct 4, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
10/4/2020
Epic whee! I had some fun today! Or last night and today! Or whatever! I beat the Pokemon League with Casey, Nikki, Violet, Lillie, Brandon, and Poppy, my team of Shinies! Then I thought about doing a Shiny hunt. I hadn't Shiny hunted for a while, so I said, hey, why not? I was going to Shiny hunt Feebas but changed my mind and decided on Bounsweet instead. And I found the Shiny! Guess how long it took. It took probably around an hour and a half. I don't know how many Pokemon were called, since I wasn't keeping count, but not much! I named her Serena and found out she has a Jolly nature, I believe one of the best for a Tsareena! She wasn't a Tsareena yet, but still. So I decided to evolve her into one and took her to the Pokemon League with Casey, Nikki, Violet, Lillie, and Brandon. I beat the Pokemon League and prepared to face my next challenger! Guess who it was. I dare ya. Take the wildest of guesses. I nearly hacked up my heart in shock when I saw Gla-Gla comin' for a challenge! I did not see that coming! So I faced him, excited as frick. But I hadn't healed my Pokemon. I think one was fainted, Serena was low leveled and a Steenee, and the others were slightly beaten up. Lovely. My Pokemon fainted one by one, and I was down to Serena. I had decided not to use healing items during the match. Why? Uh... I was... trying to make it fair...? I don't know, but it was like my brain was saying 'no Revives or Full Restores' to me. So I was down to Serena, and... bam! Crunch straight to the face! I lost! So, uh... I lost to Gla-Gla. Again. This time at the Pokemon League. That really makes me wish that, if someone beat you, you'd have to reclaim your title, because I really want a rematch. But nothing I can do, I guess. Yet I feel happy inside, because I did all I could. I went all out without using healing items. I just feel warm and satisfied, as if it was a burden lifted off of my shoulders. That makes no sense? Yeah I didn't think so. And I evolved Serena into Tsareena after that. That's it for now! See ya!
Oct 4, 2020
by
Gau
Oh so as in provoking, kay
Oct 4, 2020
by
Syl ™
(casually deletes flareons spine and cracks his skull with an ultra ball)
Oct 4, 2020
by
A typical glance.
That's supposed to refer to everyone else, not me, lol
Oct 4, 2020
by
Amethyst
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Im choking lmao
Mega-Blade X
seconds ago
Ahahahaaaaaa
ASS8666
seconds ago
No... That won't be right for him!!
TY ™
seconds ago
y im gonna pee my kneecaps
TY ™
seconds ago
LOL
ASS8666
seconds ago
Idk! I'll tell you later!!
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
X-mark, duh
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Whats your nickname for me?
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
bro lern ur reptiles
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Hey triple six
A typical glance
a minute ago
BRB then
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Wallizard
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
im a snake
Mega-Blade X
a minute ago
Ah yes
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
what
TY ™
2 minutes ago
atg, i posted on your wall earlier!
ASS8666
2 minutes ago
Y, you're a lizard!! So, wallizard- Y!!
TY ™
2 minutes ago
it was lol
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Well done, Y-Chai <3
A typical glance
2 minutes ago
(makes tentacool squiggly juice)
Mega-Blade X
2 minutes ago
Ah that was brilliant
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
dang it but its fun to say
TY ™
3 minutes ago
dw, just don't do it again lol
A typical glance
3 minutes ago
Don't worry about it
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
ATGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
TY ™
3 minutes ago
it was just rude y lol
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
again i dont even know what i said
A typical glance
3 minutes ago
And also, YYYYYYY
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Idk glance
Mega-Blade X
3 minutes ago
Lmao ty
TY ™
3 minutes ago
if i were a mod i'd have to kick you for doing that twice lol
A typical glance
3 minutes ago
Do I even care if someone swears?
A typical glance
4 minutes ago
OK np
A typical glance
4 minutes ago
No swear words
TY ™
4 minutes ago
y, be nice, lol
A typical glance
4 minutes ago
Wait
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Hi glance
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
Yes, Ass-mark, yes
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
'Twas a simple joke, naught more
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
tbh i dont even know what was wrong with what i said
A typical glance
4 minutes ago
Hi
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
No, triple six
ASS8666
4 minutes ago
Hey! Are you trying to make fun of me!???
Mega-Blade X
4 minutes ago
Youre fricking amazing <3
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Hell yes im jealous
TY ™
5 minutes ago
it isn't inappropriate but y that was on the line
~MegaCharizardY~
5 minutes ago
someones jealous of my awesomeness
TY ™
5 minutes ago
yea lmao but it's ok
Mega-Blade X
5 minutes ago
Should Experts be more mature than this lmfao
ASS8666
5 minutes ago
Mc^2- darnmark for Y!
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
Hahahahahaha god Y i love you
TY ™
6 minutes ago
IM GONNA CRY Y
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
Ass mark
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
*HACK*
TY ™
6 minutes ago
LOL
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
Ass-mark!!
Mega-Blade X
6 minutes ago
Thats longer than their name lol
TY ™
6 minutes ago
T-mark!!!!
ASS8666
6 minutes ago
T- mark!!
Oct 4, 2020
by
y-chai
Why is it so bad to say kawaii instead of glazio?
Still saw the death threat on discord. Not cool
Oct 3, 2020
by
Syl ™
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
Seems to imply that
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
So uh
LyleGoliath
seconds from now
Nah seriously I'm not!
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
You said Hau was hot
LyleGoliath
seconds from now
Or am I!?
LyleGoliath
seconds from now
No I'm not!
LyleGoliath
seconds from now
Or am i!?
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
Hau is HauethHeadethmcBecauseican,kyogre
LyleGoliath
seconds from now
I'm not gay :3
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Lyle x Hau
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
e p I c
PianoGeek123
seconds from now
I beet him upp yesterday
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Hau is cute, not hot.
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
Hau is hotter than gladion
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
(Gladion violently murders Shauna with the sword I made out of his hair which can slay demons)
PianoGeek123
a minute ago
Yes
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
Af
PianoGeek123
a minute ago
Yes
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
Gladion is ugly
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
Wtf
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
heck yes
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
He's hot to me, Piano.
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Gladion says sure, Primal.
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
What, Lyle?
PianoGeek123
2 minutes ago
Gladion ain’t hot
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
he looks like the kind of person that would kill a psychopath for 20 bucks
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(cackles and makes weird pleasure sounds)
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
Like hau XD
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
can I pay gladion 20 bucks to assasinate Shauna
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
And not actually anybody hot.
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
*laugh uncontrollably*
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Yeah, then I'd be fangirling over someone else.
PianoGeek123
2 minutes ago
Imagine if Gladion never existed... that sure would turn the chat into bliss...
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
Screams till all the whole country wakes up and says it was a prank right after everyone is as terrified af
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
"Oh god he's cute. Oh god he's so cute. Ahhh-hhh-hh..." -me looking at Gladion on a regular basis
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
(yeets Shauna down a mountain)
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
I'M IN INTENSE MAN DERP
LyleGoliath
3 minutes ago
That was weird
LyleGoliath
3 minutes ago
LOL
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Idk
LyleGoliath
3 minutes ago
Lol
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Where the frick did man just come from?
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
*intense pain
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
You'd think I'd be in intense man.
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
You are insane, high, and you die without making atleast a gallon of drool over gladion
LyleGoliath
4 minutes ago
Gladion-insanity not gladionsanity
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Oi, you should see me curling up and shuddering and twitching in bed...
LyleGoliath
4 minutes ago
No pk
LyleGoliath
4 minutes ago
Wtf IS h a p p e n I n g
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Sorry, I have weird reactions...
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
You have a disease called Gladionsanity disease
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
*starts
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
(stars making weird whining sound and waving leg back and forth with wide eyes)
LyleGoliath
5 minutes ago
Shauna is nice in the anime
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
yayayyayayayayyyayayay
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
can someone bring Shauna to the top of Mt. Silver so I can push her off
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
So we're both high and mentally insane. XD
LyleGoliath
5 minutes ago
WUT
LyleGoliath
5 minutes ago
(screams whee machine into oblivion yayay)
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
Join the club, Primal, because I'm about to have a heart attack and die over Gla-Gla. XD
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
Your both duhhhhh
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
XD
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
Lol
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
i think I am either high or mentally insane
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
XD
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
When she is busy doing what glazio does when she sees a picture of gladion with a picture of me
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
EWWW SHAUNA IS WEIRD IF YOUR A BOYY
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
If it is or not I've lost interest.
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
Becuase she forces the Bulbusaur to stalk me
LyleGoliath
7 minutes ago
Isn't Pokemon masters free on mobile?
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Too bad for me.
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Should've nagged my mom to get me Pokemon Masters a long time ago.
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
She forces that Bulbusaur to tell it everything about me
LyleGoliath
8 minutes ago
Since*
LyleGoliath
8 minutes ago
Sunset she has bulbasaur I like her 50% more which mean I only like her -100000050%
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
I miss all the fun.
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
A DAY WITH GLADION WHEEEEEEEEEEE
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
She abuses it
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
Bulbapedia: "(shows me that Gladion's sync pair story was called A Day with Gladion)" Me: "(drools, blushes, nosebleeds and dies)"
Oct 3, 2020
by
Gau
(reads below and recalls epic chat drama)
The Glazio News
10/3/2020
There's no news today. Sorry about that. I'll try to do some work today.
Oct 3, 2020
by
Gau