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The Glazio News
10/23/2020
Welp, uh... I did some battles in the Battle Tree. I did like the combo of Meowstic, Swoobat, and Bruxish, but it didn't work all that well. The plan was for Meowstic to set up Reflect and Light Screen, put the opponent to sleep with Yawn, and then switch to Swoobat or Bruxish, who would set up with Calm Mind or Swords Dance respectively before slamming the opponent with powerful moves. It sounds great on paper but not so much in reality. It worked a couple times but didn't do so well and I lost. Huh. Pro tip: don't use Monotype teams in the Battle Tree. You'll end up like me, unless you're able to pull it off well. It was fun though. Oh, and I'm trying to get an HA Cyndaquil off of the GTS so I can breed it. Fun. Oh, and I raised some Type: Null and Silvally's affection on Ultra Moon. And I need to evolve my fricking Feebas so, uh, yeah. Frock my life. That's it for now, see ya!
Oct 23, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
10/22/2020
Oh my god, is there no salvation? I haven't been doing much of anything! So this is another day with no real news. Please flamethrower my nose off. See ya.
Oct 22, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
10/21/2020
Well frick there's no news today. I'm such a lamehead. See ya.
Oct 21, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
10/20/2020
I think I did a couple things but I can't remember what they are. I think breeding. Oh yeah, I think I got an HA Litten to add to the breeding service. See ya for now.
Oct 20, 2020
by
Gau
sm 4evr
seconds ago
Ok
Jhnfui
seconds ago
Bye Glaz!
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
you might be infatuated
sm 4evr
seconds from now
Ok bye
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
Sorry but you aren’t allowed in the bomb shelter
sm 4evr
seconds ago
. . .
sm 4evr
seconds ago
Has damp
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Oof, I gotta go. Bye-bye, guys! See ya tomorrow!
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
(builds a giant missile in three seconds and blows everybody up and you me [REDACTED] and Gladion fly through the sky like Team Rocket and yell "WE'RE SCREEING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!")
sm 4evr
a minute ago
Lemme in pk
sm 4evr
a minute ago
He cussed at me? Rude
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
you guys aren’t allowed to see [REDACTED]
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(Gladion also cusses the other boys out for no reason)
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
(brainwashes Gladion for he recognizes who [REDACTED] is)
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
(kidnaps Gladion who has Oblivious as an ability and stuffs him in the bomb shelter and Primal screes and tries to kill me but accidentally destroys the bomb shelter and it's revealed that all the boys in the world are standing outside)
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Gladion can’t come to the bomb shelter
sm 4evr
3 minutes ago
dIsTurBinG
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
come to my epic bomb shelter with [REDACTED] who you aren’t allowed to see
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
(runs into Primal's bomb shelter but is chased by cute blond boys none of them being Gladion and I laugh at [REDACTED] for no reason)
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
OMG
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
the N appocolypse of infatuation of frocky BAU triller heads is among us.
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
(makes bomb shelter and takes [REDACTED] with me)
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
(imagines a headless N corpse going 'wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee')
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
(N tries to stalk me through space but I use Sing and the song is N Thriller which eximplodes his brian)
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
(steals X's magical space garbage truck and flies away from humanity)
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
(sends out international order to “SWITCH THE FROCK OUT NERD FACED BAU TRILLER WHEES!”)
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
(and some of their Trainers are too much of noobs to switch them out)
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
(because every boy in the world gets hit with it)
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
('oh crap' intensifies)
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
"The ultimate gladion fangirl makes huggle a special move with base 200 power and infatuates every foe on the opposing side" -ATG
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
(my nonexistent Trainer makes me use my Glaziokawaiium Z and The Ultimate Gladion Fangirl)
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
(pulls [REDACTED] out of your stomach)
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
AAAAAAAAA [REDACTED]
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
(my nonexistent Trainer tells me to use Huggle on everything)
PrimalKyogre
11 minutes ago
well switching cures infatuation I believe
Glazio Kawaii
11 minutes ago
(eats [REDACTED] which doesn't help)
PrimalKyogre
11 minutes ago
(switches out and back in)
PrimalKyogre
11 minutes ago
(crawls in to tiny box with [REDACTED] on the walls)
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
(runs away)
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
My thoughts exactly.
PrimalKyogre
12 minutes ago
oh crap
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
"huggle is a physical base 20 power fairy move with 100 accuracy with a 100% chance to infatuate the foe" -ATG
PrimalKyogre
13 minutes ago
I suppose?
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
...That means I used Huggle, right?
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
If I huggled you...
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
Wait.
PrimalKyogre
13 minutes ago
ok
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
Because I'm bored.
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
Ah yes the dreaded hug-snuggle.
PrimalKyogre
13 minutes ago
why am i being huggled?
Glazio Kawaii
14 minutes ago
(huggles Primal)
Oct 19, 2020
by
Gau
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Glazio News
10/19/2020
I am an epic honk beep. Wow these opening lines are getting weird lately. I did a bit of GTSing and Link Trading, got some HA starters, my fourth Mew, and three new Type: Nulls. One's level 100 with perfect non-Super Trained IVs and I like it becuase why wouldn't I? I plan to do some more breeding. I have three new Pokemon to put in the breeding service, by the way. Oh, and I did some Wonder Trading as well. Ran into Mitsuki.TV and got a Magearna. Snazzy. Anyway, I think that's it! See ya!
Oct 19, 2020
by
Gau
Gwah u luke ir too someibe sayd ti call him Sump u sUd Simp was dunb plus it stabda fir @Squirrels in my pants”
Oct 19, 2020
by
Dyla N
Oof funal projects suck. If u can i’ll help you reach 1,000 prs. I’ll make ir a giL for my bday to help! Plus i’m plin bored i filled my first dex on Ultra Sun but Shinnies hate ne it seems do no shinnies gere. I did get an HA SLNdit yesterday Glazio wants ne to call him Darkstrke so far that’s the best name so far. Any ideas? XD i’m glad youe alright good luck ob the motors!
Oct 19, 2020
by
Dyla N
