Hey, how are you?
I might have to leave the Ghost tournament because I haven’t adjusted to my new sleep schedule yet. Sorry, but I have to do it. Bye!
:’(
Nov 29, 2020
by
~Dragapulse~
The Aether Company
One day, N looked through a newspaper. Peta Isis had become bored, and he wanted to do something. But, sadly, nothing caught his eye. He sighed and put down the newspaper, but that's when he noticed something printed on the back of it. It was showing a building, home of a company that had recently opened: the Aether Company. They produced unique Poke Balls thought of off the top of the workers' heads. N got on his Wario Bike and headed to the newly opened Aether Company. He crept inside and saw that the workers were Pika, Gladion, and their children, who were hard at work working the machines. Surprisingly, Junior seemed to be in charge. He was giving them orders and keeping them supervised. This amused N. But then he saw something. Gladion's Silvally, which was whacking Poke Balls across the room for fun. He immediately wanted to liberate Silvally from Gladion, but he knew he couldn't just waltz in there. So he called Gladion on the phone, hoping to distract him. "DON'T CALL ME, I'M BUSY WORKING!" Gladion yelled before swiftly hanging up. N jaw dropped because his plan didn't work. He stomped his foot on the floor and thought about what to do. He got an idea and ran over to the Apparel Shop, bought a few items, and then went to the Salon. When he came back, he walked into the Aether Company girlishly, decked in a white dress with his hair dyed blond. Everyone looked at him as if he was high. "Hi, big brother!" he said in a high-pitched, girly voice, as if he had used helium, to Gladion. Since work had halted so they could stare at N as if he was high, Gladion walked over to him. He thought his Lillie disguise was perfect. "Lillie?" Gladion asked. "Yes?" N replied. "When did you wear that Rubik's cube-looking thing?" N was dumbfounded that Gladion had noticed, but he tried to act like nothing was wrong. "Oh, this? I picked it up on the street corner." "Uh-huh. And where'd the hat come from?" N looked up at his hat, which he hadn't bothered to take off. "Uh... the Apparel Shop." "And since when did you wear pants?" "Since... since I liked pants...?" "And when'd your hair get all weird?" "Since I was born." "And your name is...?" "Natural Harmonia Gropius, but you can call me N for short-" That's when he realized he had just blown his cover. "Get out. Right now." came Junior's voice. The children all surrounded him, and he tossed his clothing off, like Team Rocket would do with one of their disguises when they revealed their identity. However, he hadn't been wearing a shirt under the Lillie dress, and so he was now only wearing boxer shorts. "PETA ISIS SAYS LIBERATE POKEMON LIBERATE THEM NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW DIE!" he screeched and tossed Sad Hauhead at the Poke Ball-making machine. However, June ate Sad Hauhead and wrote in her diary about it. N screamed like a little girl in terror. He decided to use his special attack, Derp I Am N. "DERP I AM N DERP I AM N PETA ISIS DERPING KING THRILLER DERPY NIGHT GRANDMA FARTS IN THE MAGICAL HAUHEAD GROUDON ABOMINATION OF YEET HA HA HA HA HA HIGH HEX WHEES IN DIALGA KETCHUPED OOOOOHHHHHHHHH HEAD HEAD BEEEEEEAM!" he shrieked and launched a beam of baked bean malasadas filled with impartial OMGs at the Aether family. However, Gladion blocked it and kicked N in the knee, causing him to run off, wailing. He was never seen again.
The end.
Nov 25, 2020
by
Gau
I am mad. I can't answer anything. Or get points. So busy
Nov 24, 2020
by
~Dragapulse~
I'm not allowed to use spectrier right
Nov 24, 2020
by
Haze
Today's story issssss...
The X's New Shoes
One day, X was walking around. The sun was shining and he wanted to get some exercise. He wasn't wearing shoes, but had his precious Skiploom socks and Hoppip hat on. He also had his Jumpluff jacket. But in the middle of his walk, he noticed Gladion. Gladion was dressed in his other outfit and hadn't noticed X's existence, as he was asleep. X was going to walk by, but then he noticed Gladion's shoes, which were black and purple. He immediately wanted the shoes. He thought about waking Gladion up and asking him where he got the shoes, but instead of doing that, he tiptoed over to Gladion. He begun to take off Gladion's shoes, but accidentally woke him up. "Hey, let go of my shoes!" he cried, causing X to fall backwards with one of Gladion's shoes in shock. In what felt like a half-second, he put the shoe on and stared smugly at the very angry Gladion. He hadn't wanted to be woken up. In fact, he had been napping because he wanted to be in peace. "Give me back my fricking shoe, you overgrown toad!" he screamed. This offended X. "No, I'm keeping the shoe!" he angrily replied. Gladion sent out his Silvally and told it to use Multi-Attack. X barely dodged it and stuck his tongue out at them. But then the angry Silvally bit his arm and he screamed like a little girl. This held him in place as Gladion tried to get his shoe back. He got it off of X's foot, but then X kicked him in the face. The kick was hard enough to knock him unconscious. X took off Gladion's shoes as Silvally stared in shock, and then grabbed Silvally's Poke Ball. He returned Silvally to its Poke Ball and strutted off. X felt proud of himself. Now he had his Hoppip hat, Skiploom socks, Jumpluff jacket, and Gladion's shoes. He got home and looked at himself in the mirror. He thought he looked good, but suddenly a hand broke through the mirror and grabbed him by his jacket collar. It was Gladion, who fell out of the mirror. His face was red with anger and X was about to have a heart attack. "Give me back my shoes." Gladion growled. X shook his head. "These shoes are mine now, and they go great with my outfit!" Another head poked out of the mirror hole. It was Pika. "Hi guys!" she said, smiling. Gladion gave her a look that would've melted her if it was possible. Then he grabbed her by her tuxedo collar and threw her at X. This impact nearly broke X's spine, but he got up as Pika laid unconscious. Then another head poked out of the mirror. It was N, who fell out of the mirror as well. N had a derpy face on and said "HEY X WANNA JOIN PETA ISIS?! WE CAN STEAL LOTS OF GLADION SHOES!" "Heck yeah!" X replied, and him and N quickly ran outside while being chased by Gladion. However, Gladion lost sight of them and his shoes. Hours passed. But then he saw them. They were waltzing together and stepping on Pika, who was traumatized. Hau was trying to climb up a tree to get away. "Give me back my fricking shoes you bunch of lameheads!" Gladion screamed. X and N stopped their waltz. And X, though he was a thief, hadn't been stupid. But now N had turned him into a derpy Peta Isis lamehead. "LIBERATE YOUR POKEMON RIGHT NOW!" X yelled. "YEAH, DO IT!" N screamed. As Gladion looked at their derpy idiot head eyes, he thought "Well frick." Then he decided to calm himself a bit. "Look, I want my shoes, nothing more. So can you please just give them back?" he asked politely. A look of intelligence came into X's eyes. But N noticed it and shoveled lamehead-infused baked beans into his mouth until he turned back into a Peta Isis lamehead. "NO WAY! I LIBERATED THESE SHOES FROM YOU!" X screeched. Gladion gave him a look. Then he ran off and came back minutes later with a cannon. X and N's jaws dropped as they saw the massive cannon. Gladion grabbed Hau, who hadn't climbed up the tree right, and Pika, who was still lying on the ground, and balled them up before shoving the human cannonball into the cannon. He fired the cannon, and a flaming Hau and Pika cannonball struck X and N, causing an explosion. When the smoke cleared, the four of them were unconscious. Gladion walked over to X and got his shoes back before walking away. But when he looked back at them, X raised up a hand. "I don't care... if it takes my whole life... I will have... your... shoes..." he wheezed before falling back into unconsciousness. Gladion walked on, hoping he wouldn't run into X again.
The end.
Nov 23, 2020
by
Gau
(If Pokemon are basically animals, then is forcing them to battle animal abuse?)
Isn't there a myth from Sinnoh that says wild Pokemon want to fight and are jealous of Pokemon who have trainers?
Nov 23, 2020
by
Iridacea
Ah, OK! Tomorrow I'll post some on your walls 'cause I gotta go for today. :3
Nov 23, 2020
by
Gau
Which stories do you mean, exactly?
Nov 22, 2020
by
Gau
