Ah sad Hauhead, the splendid frocky whee heads
Nov 25, 2020
by
BottomlessSea
Airika and Leah
Ch7
“Where IS lima beans trial site anywayyyy?” Pika whined, groaned and whined mire. I stopped short, Turing to face her. @hold up, I thought you KNEW where we were going?” Pika put ger hands on het hips “yeah were going to. lima beans trull site duh.” I muttered “no kidding,” and we continued on. After about 10 minutes of being lost and walking up and din route 2 I gave in and entreated the Pokemon center, Pika reluctantlY following. Insure i aaw a dark skinned boy with a top-knot and orange shorts pika, suddenly shy or something said under her breath “not him no no no.” I trued to turn and face Pika but she just ducked behind ne. The top-knot boy waved excitedly at us and dashed iver. @hiya! I’m Hau hiwzit?” He reached a hand out as if to shake ny habd but somehow tripled and collided into ne, sending us and Pika into a pig-pule. “Imph get off.” Pika said though it was muffled and sounded like “eat off” i jumped back up wiping imaginary dust off me. “Um hello i’m Airika Winb, that’d Leah.” I indicated Leah who rolled her eyes at me as if sating “duh” i hadn’t seen Pika get up but she was suddenly behind ne, again I tried to ask her why sge was playing hide and seek but she decked behind me. Hay looked like he was expecting something so i asked “hey Hau? Do you know where Ilima’s trial sute us?” Hau stood up straighter and got a twinkle in his eye. “You’ve gone by it already, i’ll show ya!” I smiled “c’mon Pika, let’s go.” U said as Pika cringed at her name @shhh theres no Pika here i’m uh Marie yeah Marie!” I gave Pika a skeptical look. “Umm alright...Marie...let’s go” hay coughed at Pika saying “no silly YKU’RE Pika don think I missed seeing you now stop pretending you’re invisible.” Pika muttered “I liked being inviable.” As Hau grabbed her by the hard, blushed at his action, grabbed me and dragged us away from the Pokemon Center. We headed South and quickly were at a cave. Pika yanked her hand free and crossed her arms “uh Hauled? THIS is a CAVE not a TRIAL SITE duh were looking for the TRUAL SITE T-R-I-A-L s-I-T-E okay?” Hau looked like he was about to cry and all my prehension towards him melted away. Since he was still holding my wrist I maneuvered my hand and squeezed his. Ge got a surround look inches eyes and the teary look faded. Hau cleared his throat and said “the cave IS the trial site.” Pika glared at Hau “no a cace us a cave not a trial site.” Just then Leah dashed out un front kf be causing Hau to lose his hold on ne, Leah got low to the ground and growled. “What us it Leah?” I asked walking over to stand at her side. From inside the cave I heard someone say “easy Leah, it’s just me you’re sending the Totem Gumshoos on the other side.” The voice was Ilima’s as he all-roached me and Leah I felt myself blushing i stampeder “i-Ilima hello a-again...i’m here to challenge you or well rake your trial.” He nodded , I baited off hand that Ilima wasn’t using his casted arm at all and wondered how bad it was, I had to focus! Yes, I like Ilima...really like Ilima but i’ll never be a Chaperon if I let my feelings rule me. Pika dawned, i birded I guessed,. And I realized i’d been quiet. Finally Ilima said “well Ma. winn, show me hiw well you and Leah get on you missed class so consider rhis trial a. Pop quiz, renumber once you enter this trial if you leave before your tasks are complete you WILL start over completely, no matter how mech you helped me... i agreed to the terms and Leah and I vegan our trial.
Nov 25, 2020
by
Dyla N
Once upon a time, the great bidoof wanted a chicken nugget. He ordered one of his servants to get him a chicken nugget, which he did. Bidoof was delighted, and took a bite of the chicken nugget, but immediatly spit it out in disgust. It tasted like a MALASADA and was full of BAKED BEANS. Bidoof gave the servant a look, which the servant knew meant “where did you get this garbage from?”, and he said “Loserville, your majesty.” Bidoof glared at the servant so horribly that he turned to Stone. Bidoof rushed out to the horrible restaurant that was Loserville, and saw N at the front. “WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NEW LOSER BURGER WITH A FREE SIDE OF LAME FRIES?” He asked. Bidoof promptly used Crush Grip on him and threw him out the window. He entered the kitchen to see Lusamine guarding it. “GET OUT” she yelled. Bidoof used Bolt Strike on her and threw her out the window. He went deep in the kitchen to see a very large read creature and a boy making chicken nuggets. Bidoof threw a rock at them to make his presence known, and they turned around, revealing it was Groudon and Hauhead. “GET OUT” they both yelled. Bidoof realized that they were making lamehead meals, and prepared to use Freeze Shock. But before he could, they shoved a chicken nugget in his mouth. They forced him to eat it, and before he became a lamehead, he hit himself in the head with a hot frying pan which knocked him out. “HAHAHA PRIMAL X PIKA” Hauhead yelled. But then the whole building was lifted off of the floor, and Groudon and Hauhead saw a boy with a silvally and a very large blue creature. “FRICK YOU SAD HAUHEADDDDDDD” they both screamed.” “PRIMAL YOU ARE STUPID DUMB IM GOING TO KILL YOU” Groudon yelled. Hauhead threw a baked bean chicken nugget malasada in to the air, which turned out to be the Red orb, to Groudon, which made him in to Primal Groudon. “You do realize these are ancient beasts that created the earth and are arch enemies, right?” Gladion said. “YEAH I DONT CARE I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE LAMEHEAD LOSERS LIKE ME” Hauhead said. Gladion sighed, and threw the Blue Orb at Primal which made him a Primal Kyogre. Hauhead and Groudon fought Gladion and Primal, but couldn’t quite beat them. “GLADION YOU MAKE ME SAD” Hauhead yelled, and he became Sad Hauhead. The fight then continued, but they fought with dead even power. But then a heavy wind came, and Mega Rayquaza descended from the sky. Gladion gave Silvally a fairy memory, which made Mega Rayquaza squeal like a little girl and fly away. Primal then used Origin Pulse before Groudon and Sad Hauhead were ready. “PRIMAL YOU MAKE ME MAD” Sad Hauhead yelled, and then he became Mad Hauhead and grew to a height of approximately 137.2 feet. “PPPPPRRRRRRIIIIIIMMMMMAAAALLLLLL X PPPPIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAA” he roared. But then Pika appeared, and she fangirled over Gladion, which made Primal Groudon run away. He couldn’t stand fangirling. Then, Primal, Pika, and Gladion all fought the ginormous Mad Hauhead. But when they did this, Hauhead just grew more mad, and he became bigger and stronger. But that gave them an idea. “HAUHEAD DO YOU WANT MALASADAS” Primal yelled. “YES I DO” Mad Hauhead roared. Primal bought him malasadas and gave them to Mad Hauhead. Mad Hauhead ate them and became happy, which shrank him down to his normal size. Bidoof then appeared, and he grabbed Happy Hauhead by the leg and threw him all the way to the moon.
T H E E N D S C R E E
Nov 25, 2020
by
BottomlessSea
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Nov 24, 2020
by
themodernage
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Nov 24, 2020
by
themodernage
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Nov 24, 2020
by
themodernage
I thought Silvalley's name inspiration was Silicon Valley. It is actually Silver ally. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 24, 2020
by
Blaziken787