King RMT noob
Once upon a time, something weird had happened. Everyone’s Pokémon were using horrible moves, such as a Beartic with special moves, a Shuckle with attacking moves, and even a defensive Sharpedo. Our story begins with King X asking someone why he was using an Offensive forretress to battle him. “Ah yes, why on earth are you using an offensive forretress???” X asked. “The wise noob told me too.” The idiot said. X went out to find this person, and eventually found him on top of a hill, giving all moveset advice. “X Y AR YU NO USING A SUNFLOWERA WITH NATRUAL GIFT?1?1??1?1??!!!1!1!!1!3??3!17-8” said the RMT noob. X, hearing such nonsense, ran away. Everyone else, however, stayed to hear the teachings of RMT Noob. “ok so us Phisickal atakker Klefable an Ganger” he said. Everyone wrote down his teachings, and he eventually got paid to give advice, and he had a castle built, one even bigger than King X’s. X came to RMT noob’s castle. “Ah yes, BATTLE ME” he said. X sent out a Sunflora and a Roserade. RMT noob sent out an umbreon. “ok so umbreeeeeneon us Dooble Keeck” he said. His Umbreon did, and it hardly damaged X’s pokemon, but it struck fear in to his heart. X ran away, far far away, and RMT Noob stole his castle. Meanwhile, Parlor Swipple was angry at N. “I’M DORPING BRAKING UP WITH YOU FOR FORGETTIFYING TO PEETH IN MINE EAR!1!1!1!!1!1!” She screamed. N had a break dancing seizure, and he buried himself in a graveyard for no particular reason. Parlor Swipple ran to RMT noob’s castle. “OHEMGEE BE MY BOYFRIEND” she screamed. “us atakker shukle an i conseeder it” he said. She break danced away to go find a shuckle. Every Shuckle she found would run away from her, although they have a 5 speed stat, she was too dumb to chase them. The Frocky Whee heads saw RMT noob’s castle, X and N being gone, and Parlor Swipple trying to get a shuckle, and decided it best to not get involved. Parlor Swipple eventually found N, who had gotten out of his grave and started break dancing. “DOERPING SHUCKLE!1!1!1!!1” she screamed at him, and threw a baked bean at him, thinking it was a pokeball. He went inside the baked bean, as if it were indeed a pokeball. Parlor Swipple brought him to RMT noob, and said “DOERP LOOK AT MINE SHUKLE IT EETS BAKEDED BEENS”. RMT noob approved of this, but the guards of the castle, the Josh Kool alts, thought parlor swipple was trying to kill him, so they threw her off of a bridge. RMT noob eventually got more money and power, and he became the richest person on earth. Parlor Swipple still tried to date him, but kept accidentally breaking her skull by bashing it in to the castle’s wall. The Frocky Whee heads changed their minds, and decided they’d destroy the castle and steal all of RMT noob’s money, as he was clearly a lamehead. Primal tried to water spout the castle, but the Gligurrs that lived on the roof drank the water. They tried to beat up the Josh Kool guards, but there were too many. They decided they’d pretend to be lameheads. The went up to the Josh Kool guards, said “DORP”, and they were let in to the castle. The eventually found RMT noob, screaming at people who used good Movesets. “premail why do yu us Wattr Spowt YU IDOT U SHOLD US WATR GUN” he screamed. He sent out his team, a Double Kick umbreon, an attacking Shuckle and Forretress, a physical Clefable and Alakazam, and Groudon who didn’t need bad moves to suck. Try as they might, these Pokémon’s attacks hardly did anything to the Frocky Whee heads. The Frocky Whee heads took over the castle and kicked all the lameheads out, and they ran away to eat baked beans.
The end
Feb 18, 2021
by
BottomlessSea
