The Glazio News
9/24/2020
Oh joy! I made it to Po Town! I trained up my Pokemon by battling all the Team Skull nerds and took on Guzma! I barely won, but I did! So yay! Then I went to Aether House to discover that Lillie had been taken by the nerdfaces! Hauhead is sad. Sad Hauhead. Then here comes cutie Gla-Gla, who is very ticked off! He brought his music with him too! Yaaaaaay! So I'll battle him soon. Also, I haven't worked on my fanfics lately. I plan to though! I just need a bit more planning for Alola School so Gladion can do some epic stuffs and things! I guess! Whee! That's it for now! See ya!
Sep 24, 2020
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Gau
The Glazio News
9/23/2020
I'm on the way to Po Town! Or whatever it's called in Japanese! Not much has happened. I didn't do any fanfic work, but I'll try to soon. Gotta plan my new one a lot. It gonna be fun. That's it for now, sadly. See ya!
Sep 23, 2020
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Gau
The Glazio News
9/22/2020
I beat the Ghost-type trial! Yay! Gladie and Silver helped out a lot because I switched between them a few times to lower Mimikyu's attack with their Imtimidate. Woo-hoo, the ol' Intimidate switch! I eventually got through the battle. But when I go to Aether House, that little girl's Yungoos is revealed to have been stolened! So I gotta rescue it. But I can do that later! Oh, and one of my Silvally reached level 100. Yaaaaaay! Now onto Sol and Luna. Pyxis is startled and asks Ilima if he's one of the trial captains. Pika forgot what a trial captain was because she smol brain. So Rotom says that they're in charge of trials. Except for the Poni Island trial, but that's not being spoiled in Sol and Luna yet. Leamhead Lima Lime Bean confirms this and asks if Pika, Hau, and Flare are trial-goers. Flare says yes. Then he remarks that he Flare and Pika must be new, and Pika says that they came to Alola from Kanto a few days ago. Lima Bean says that he saw Pika's battle a minute ago and that it was fancy. Well, technically he said 'quite spectacular', but no frocks are given here. This is not a frock-given place. And Aloha-Landia is also the place of no frocks given. Now someone please inform me what I'm talking about. Anyway, Pika goes whee in brain because she fancy on batteeee-eeell no. 2 and Pyxie Butt is ree and Pika shrugs off ree and goes yay because she did a fancy like a purple grape master. See ya in the epic Gla-Gla whees machines! AKA see ya!
Sep 22, 2020
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Gau
The Glazio News
9/21/2020
Epic whee in my party of three screes! I caught myself a male Absol whom I named Glazio, after Gladion Glazio and not the me Glazio! My team is complete! Well, Gladie still needs to evolve, but other than that, complete! So, in my new fanfic with Gladion goin' to a school and whatnot, the midday Lycanroc bites Gladion's arm really hard and tears up the sleeve and stuff! And when he tries to get Silvally's Poke Ball, the Rockruff attack his other arm! Luckily, the midnight Lycanroc gets them to stop. So then Gladion runs away because the midday Lycanroc clearly wants him to leave. And he's late for school. Blood's spilling out of his right arm like there's no tomorrow as he runs. He finds the school and his sister, Lillie, who is waiting outside. She got there by riding a car with their mother. Why didn't Gladion do the same? Because their mom is embarrassing as frick. She loves to tell random people the story of how Gladion randomly walked into the living room with only his underwear on once. He'd taken off the rest of his clothes in his sleep somehow and now it's an Aether family moment for the ages. Whooptie-frick, eh, Gla-Gla? Lillie asks Gladion what happened to him, since he's bleeding his face off. Well, his arms are bleeding, not his face, but you get the point. He says it's fine, but then gets dizzy. He tries to stay conscious, as he knows that if he faints, it'll slip to the bullies of the school and they'll bully him more. And someone named Mariposa would be disgusted for some odd reason...?He tries very hard, but sadly faints. That's chapter one, so on to chapter two! He wakes up in the school infirmary or whatever, and apparently a Nurse Joy works there. She has a bratty kid who tried to hit Gladion with a book because he bumped into her, so he hit her with it and she cried to her mom that Gladion was being mean and lied that he called her names because she had been hitten with a little kiddie book. Wow. Anyway, the Nurse Joy asks how he feels, and he says that he's a little dizzy and dazed, but other than that he's fine. She asks if he could explain how he got injured, and he tells her the whole story. She's curious about the odd girl he described, so he describes her appearance. He says that she didn't tell him her name. In fact, she didn't speak at all. Nurse Joy therorizes that she could be deaf, since she didn't reply to him asking her name. Spoiler alert, she's not deaf. Nurse Joy tells him that he's free to go to class and stuff since his wounds have been bandaged and he's fine. Yay. That's it for now, see ya!
Sep 21, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/20/2020
I trained up my Pokemon, Bliss evolved into a Primarina, and I beat Guzma. Woo-hoo noodles! So then I felt smug and proceeded to go to a place and ran into cute little Glazio! That's it. I'm busy blasting his music, heh... anyway, I started writing another fanfic. Yes. I have four going at the same time. Frickity frock. Well, I'll tell you about its chapter one. Gladion is walking through Lush Jungle to get to school. Yes, there's a school I made up that's in Lush Jungle. It's not the Trainers' School. So anyway, he kind of hates school, since jerky bullies are in it and they're jerks to him. Then he hears bushes rustling and sends out his Silvally, thinking that it could be a dangerous Pokemon. He remembers hearing the story of a family that was attacked by a rampaging Garchomp. Their baby daughter died. He was only a couple years old when his mother told him about it, saying that the same could happen to him and Lillie. He wonders what would have happened if that baby hadn't been a baby and had Pokemon to protect herself with. She could've grown up to be anything, with Pokemon and friends who cared about her, but her life was taken away too soon for any of that to happen. The thoughts sadden him, because he almost died when he was young due to a fire in his family's house. He could've died when he was five if he wasn't able to escape with his family. However, he snaps out of his thoughts when Silvally attacks whatever was in the bush, which is revealed to be a girl who is quite terrified because she was attacked, not a Pokemon. Gladion apologizes and asks what her name was. He gets no reply at all, unless you count odd sounds as a reply. Then a Shiny Rockruff and two regular Rockruff appear and start trying to protect the girl despite her not being in any danger. The Shiny one howls, and a midday Lycanroc attacks Gladion. He guesses that it's the mother of the Rockruff. She howls, causing another Lycanroc to appear, a midnight one this time. Gladion returns Silvally to his Poke Ball, trying to avoid a fight. This seems to relax them a bit, and Gladion is weirded out because the girl is perfectly fine with having her face licked by a midday Lycanroc that looks wild. He kneels next to the girl and stretches out his hand, so she sniffs and nuzzles it. Confused? I thought so. There's a backstory and explanation that eventually will be revealed. So Gladion's even more weirded out and gets tackled by the overexcited girl who seems to be acting more like a happy Pokemon than a human. He's not all that pleased when she tries to pull his hair away from his face with her teeth so that she can see his second eye. So he slaps her out of anger and is pounced at by the midday Lycanroc! What's going on, you ask? Place your guesses! OK, I weirded myself out with this new fanfic, time for Sol and Luna. Pika makes a mental remark about how Ilima doesn't look like a sailor. Get it? 'Cause he said he's a captain? Ha ha major funny. That's it for now, sadly. See ya!
Sep 20, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/19/2020
I forgot to say 'see ya' last time. I big klutz. Anyway, I headed off to do my Water trial, and after some trial and error, pun intended, I beat it! Also, my Eevee evolved into Sylveon at one point after the trial, I think, I don't remember when. But he did! I headed back to Melemele Island and caught myself a male Mawile, whom I named Silver. Yay he has Intimidate! Then I beat the Fire and Grass trials and beat Olivia, then headed off to Aether and beat up a Nihilego. And wrote a song. Heh heh. With Akala Island outta the way, I headed to Ula'ula Island and my Rockruff evolved into Midnight Lycanroc after I lost to Hau! Jeez I lose to lots of people. But hey, Rei and his Counter was the whole reason I beat the Electric trial. Togedemaru used Iron Head or something, Rei held on with 1 HP due to affection, Skarmory used a move that was dodged, most likely Steel Wing, annnnnd... bam! Togedemaru was down! He had been weakened a little bit by an Inferno Overdrive, but Spiky Shield helped protect him and he barely took any damage. It was nearly a one-hit KO. I like Counter more than I thought! Rei's the new Casey! Whee! OK I got a bit hyper. Anyway, I proceeded to battle Guzma at that one garden place, but I lost. Oops. Gotta try that again. But I got some fanfic news! Yay! In Sol and Luna, we learn that the pink-haired nerd is Ilima Lime Lame Lima Head Bean. That's literally it. But remember my unnamed fanfic? Yeah, I started Chapter 1 of that! Bet ya didn't see that one comin'! Pika tells her new Type: Null to use Crush Claw, which beats up Hau's Incineroar, which faints. No, the battle wasn't one turn. We just only see the end. Pika's Pokemon trust her completely as she trusts them, but Type: Null is feeling more uncertain, since it's new. So Hau and Pika are happy about the battle and Hau remarks that Pika's Type: Null is stronger than Gladion's when it was a Type: Null. Pika remembers how strong Gladion's Type: Null was, and how she barely manages to beat Gladion in battle when she wins. She hopes her Type: Null will evolve into Silvally like Gladion's did, but she knows that it'll take time. And remarks like 'plenty of time' and 'it would take time' seem like common things so far... anyway, Pika's sure that her Type: Null will come to trust her eventually. That's all I got for now! See ya! I remembered to say it this time...
Sep 19, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/18/2020
Whee machines! I got a few more Legends, not all of them, and decided to start my new playthrough. A playthrough in another language, which makes it seem sorta new. Ultra Moon: Japanese version! Yesssss! It's actually not as hard to play as you'd think... anyway, I named myself グラジオ with much difficulty and begun my adventure! My starter was actually a male Popplio this time. I named him Bliss! Why? I dunno, there's only 6 spaces to name your Pokemon and I didn't wanna use Japanese characters 'cause I don't understand Japanese aaaaaaahhhhhhh! It took me forever to beat the stupid Teacher at the Trainers' School, but I eventually did. Then ol' Lima Bean Ilima got in my way with his stupid Smeargle. I leveled up Bliss and he evolved into Brionne! Then I destroyed Ilima and laughed about it! Ha ha! Anyway, I did the Normal-type trial with ease. It was simple, just spam Disarming Voice. Heh. So I got a Z-Crystal that I don't have any use for at the moment! Then I caught a male Growlithe whom I named Gladie. I don't know, it just came to mind. Then I beat the fat old psychic Hala bread and got another Z-Crystal I have no use for at the moment! So then I caught a male Rockruff named Rei and headed to Akala Island! I didn't get far 'cause I ran into Iridio- wait that's Italian. Glazio! Hmm... Gladizio. Iridiadizio. Frick I'm awesome. Try to say Iridiadizio! It's fun! Anyway, I blasted his music and just barely beat him in battle! Hey, Glazio's actually a tough opponent! An adorable one too! I just wish I understood a fricking word he's saying. I cannot readed a Japaneseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I love how they were trying to teach me how to Mantine Surf and I couldn't understand anything. I can barely recognize my own's character's name... which, by the way, is Gladion's Japanese name. Yes. It's the Japanese equivilent of me naming myself Gladion. Heh heh heh... I'm called Glazio for a reason. I guess. Or something.
Sep 18, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/17/2020
I didn't do any fanfic work today. Instead, I played Ultra Moon and went to catch the Legendaries from Ultra Wormholes! Why? Because I'm planning on starting a new file! Hee hee, it's gonna be fun... anyway, I caught Entei, Virizion, Lugia, Moltres, whom I believe I got a critical capture on, Mewtwo, Palkia, Zekrom, Uxie, Yveltal, Mesprit, Thundurus, Regigigas, Regirock, Zapdos, Registeel, Regice, and Articuno, whom I Master Balled because it was being a pain in the neck and would not stay in the Ultra Balls. Also, Zekrom has a Modest nature. Well then! That kinda sucks! But whatever. Also, I caught Virizion in a Great Ball that I accidentally threw. That must've been a pretty great Great Ball, heh... OK, bad pun. Oh, and once, Lunala was out of energy and was flying into a green, two-ringed Wormhole... and right to the side of it was a red, really fancy one. You know, the ones that always give you a Legend unless there's none left? Yeah. Those ones. Frick. Oh, and did I mention that the Legends' AI is garbage? They'll use moves you're immune to and, in the case of Articuno, use Reflect when it's already active. For example, I was using Gladion the Sneasel, a part Dark-type, against Mesprit. It spammed Future Sight a bit, which would deal no damage to him. And it knew Swift and hadn't used it much, so it's not like it didn't have a choice. Sheesh. That's all for now! See ya!
Sep 17, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/16/2020
I did big Pokeymans. I have no idea what I did in Pokemon. I played the two 3DS Mystery Dungeon games a bit, I went to play that creepy ????? channel at the Ruins of Alph on Silver... yeah. So fanfic news time. In The Awkward Adventures Of Hau And Pika, Gladion stares at Pika with hatred eyes! Fancy. He tells her to not forget what he said before walking away, and Hau yells at him. So Pika's frightened by Gladion's threat and Hau asks if she's all right. Dude. You were there. You had a front-row seat. She's not fricking all right, she's terrified. Pika's about to cry and says that maybe she shouldn't stay at Aether Paradise, since Gladion hates her and he's probably there all the time but spoilers no he's not and her staying would probably make things worse for him and his family. Hau begs her to not leave because of Gladion. Fricking Hau calling Gladion a jerk. For once in his life he's ticked off and I hate it. And I wrote it. He says that Pika's just a sweet girl who needs a place to stay, and that if Gladion wasn't related to Lusamine, he'd say that Pika has more of a right to be there than him. Which is kinda stupid. Round 483 of Hau being dumb. Oh, then he hugs her and she has to comment on the fact that he called her sweet. So her gets super awkward because he seems to have just realized that he did just that. Moron. So then he runs away! I'm legit not kidding. So then here comes Lusamine saying that she saw Gladion being ticked off and Hau running by in a panic and now Pika sitting on the ground upset. She asks if Pika could explain what's going on, so she tells her what happened and how they fell down the stairs with an epic whee lemonade spree. And that bit about the epic whee lemonade spree is not included. That's it for now, see ya!
Sep 16, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/15/2020
Ugh, my head is so clouded right now. I can barely remember what's happening in fanfics and Pokemon, but I will give the Sol and Luna update. Sweetie's about to get blasted with Solar Beam, but right before it fires, she uses Pound to knock Fomantis off balance. The Solar Beam fires in another direction and nearly misses Hau. I bet he was happy. Sweetie Pounds Fomantis again, and Pika realizes that all of its moves are Grass-type. So she cracks up and thinks that it's terrible to have four STAB moves. It is. So Fomantis uses Leafage, nearly knocking out Sweetie. It's Torrent time! She blasts away a Razor Leaf with her powered-up Water Gun, and then uses a move that seems to be some sort of cry. It knocks the crud outta Fomantis, who faints, meaning Pika won! The move's Disarming Voice, by the way. So Pika's happy and so is Sweetie and Hau's so happy that he tackle-hugs her neck! No, seriously. On accident, he hugged her neck. Uh, ouch? Flare makes him notice this and he apologizes. Anyway, Pyxis is stunned 'cause her Fomantis lost to a Water-type, and someone new walks in, saying that type advantage isn't all to a battle 'cause there's strats and power and trust and all that crud. Gotta love Pika's "Who was this guy, a pink-haired philosopher?" Actually, gotta love Pika herself. She's great and I'm probably the only person who thinks that, heh. That's it for now, see ya!
Sep 15, 2020
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Gau