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I don’t speak Bidoof soo is yhat a good post? XD
Jul 1, 2021 by Dyla N
I'm smart
Jul 1, 2021 by BM™
(Begs for mercy) i thought you were joking about today being Bidoif day but i just got an Email from  The Pokémon company international  Saying “happy Bidoof day” soo ummm sorry i didn’t  Believe  Ya.
Jul 1, 2021 by Dyla N
Make pizza out of Gau and give it to Glazio :)
Jul 1, 2021 by BM™
Gau (Type: Null)
Ability: Battle Armor
Jolly Nature
- Double Hit
- Iron Head
- Air Slash
- Metal Sound

I am so gonna EV train him.
Jul 1, 2021 by Gau
"Hates: Weak men"

OK maybe Celes isn't too bad.
Jun 30, 2021 by Gau
O my hero, my beloved,
You left me sad and in cry!
I went and screamed
For you to please
Bring me baked beans!
I'm really sad
'Cause I'm hook-nosed
And a lamehead's Barbie!
So I went and screamed
Into Locke's brain
For him to please smooch me!
I'm so sad
That I cried, and et cetera!
And it made me sad
Because I am sad
That everything is sad!
I'm a Barbie
Who is hook-nosed,
And I'm just lame and dumb!
I'm magic and stuff,
But my brain's made of flies,
So I am saddeth and cry!
So please smooch me,
'Cause I'm still sad
And too lame to shut up!
I'm Maria and stuff,
And Locke's girlfriend died!
So pity him and cry for me!
Jun 30, 2021 by Gau
Indeed.
Jun 30, 2021 by Gau
I was playing Final Fantasy 6 and this one lady who was being chased around by an Imperial Soldier said "Wanna get hitched?"

Gau was in the front of my party.

Let the somewhat awkwardness of that sink in.
Jun 29, 2021 by Gau