Wall for BottomlessSea (page 31)

"You're feeding Hau malasadas
Nobody knows why" -Hau Thriller

Indeed.

Wow, your profile's even more empty than before. Is something up, or did you just decide to empty it?

What type would you recommend for a Monolocke? I've been thinking of doing one in an early gen, so no pokemon of the Fairy type.

how to become cool?

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Lameheads are everywhere
Gathering N farts in a bag
To unleash upon
All the N-hating non-lameheads
The Gladion cult leader
AKA me grabs an epic sword
Made of Gladion hair
Which cuts off N's lame head
And the cult celebrates

Cud dis id Bau triller
Bau triller noot
Where Lusamine writes parenting books
And is the OG lamehead face
Yoo no ids Bau triller
Bau triller noot
Hauhead is cheating on his head
With his frocky face
Bau triller twonoot, yea, woo

Guzma's a psycho
Who beat Gla-Gla in battle
So I killed him
And declared his body a scree corpse
Which was eaten
By Primal and all the hungry Pokemon
Pika dances with Gla-Gla
And gets shipped with Hauhead
Which makes me scree

Cud dis id Bau triller
X wears his scree pantaloons
And stalks kids in space with Pika
(Ooh, ooh)
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Hauhead cheats on his head
Wit hid feece, Bau triller twonoot

Hau is a head lame
With his heads getting epically eaten
By a Gladion head with Kyogre fins
That flies in the air
As Primal grows Gladion heads, ooh

Lusamine is Giratina's kid
And she made Groudon and Rayquaza lame
With lamehead happy meals
But her kids were really lucky
Because her lameheaditis
Wasn't passed down at all, yeah
She's still lame
And always will be forever
And I'm happy

Dat dis id Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Where Sun is cute and Moon is lame
And too many OCs are kind and caring
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
And Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot
Id killeded buy Bau triller, epix chilleder
Bau triller tere twonoot
Pika is at the pinnacle of cute
And too many OCs are kind and caring
(Ooh, ooh)
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Gla-Gla has epic cute Masters emotes
Dat eximplode mey brian, Bau triller
And we whee in the chat

I parodied a parody
Because why the frick not
It's awesome as heck
Thanks to Primal misspelling Hau
And we whee in the chat
Flareon's related to a YouTuber
Because I said so is why
I get shipped with half my male friends
And it makes me wanna wheescree
And we whee in the chat
(Bau triller, woo, Bau triller)
And we whee in the chat
(Bau triller noot, Bau triller)
And we whee in the chat
Ooh, Pika whees in the chat
Bau triller noot, Puka
We give zero cruds about N's lame head
Which implodes in a Lyle face
(Bau triller noot, Bau triller)
An epic song of whees erupts
From the keyboards of the cults
And we turn into whee machines
I epically dance in a twirling whee (And we whee in the chat)
And everyone must kill Peta Isis
Por tey beh wheex buy Bau triller!
EPIC WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EPIC WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(nostalgia intensifies)

Hauhead

Dear heavens how long has it been since I've said that?

AUGH I wrote a whole giant rant about building the teams and then accidentally closed the tab. Anyway, here's the starting movesets for Plusle and Minun:


Minun (M)
Ability: Minus
Brave Nature
- Nuzzle
- Quick Attack
- Helping Hand
- Growl

"Highly curious."


Plusle (F)
Ability: Plus
Lonely Nature
- Nuzzle
- Quick Attack
- Helping Hand
- Play Nice

"Loves to eat."


...That is, if I remember the edits I made correctly.

Now I guess it's time for my rant. Since Plusle/Minun are the starters in a sense, the characters likely won't receive an actual starter. Since we'd probably both go with Mudkip, that makes it a little easier. I might add Brendan/May (or both) and give them one of the actual starters. My mind naturally wants to plan the whole teams, but I'd be getting ahead of myself, and that never seems to work out. I plan it and plan it and then never execute those plans. So I guess if we plan the teams, we should probably start with a second member. However... I couldn't help but recall Latios and Latias. Obviously, one of them joins the player depending on the version being played. Since I'm basing this off of Alpha Sapphire, that'd make Latias the only member of the duo to appear. However, it's plenty easy to bend the rules and have Latios appear as well. Because it'd make decent logical sense, I guess. But that begs the question: if both Latios and Latias are included, who gets which? Then again, I'm getting a little ahead of myself there. Maybe I should start slow for a change.

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