Pee Ben 10
One fine day where it was heavily raining and the lameheads had mostly dorped to death, Primal swam up from his Seafloor Cavern. He decided to watch the movie that was being made about him, titled How Primal and Bidoof Killed the Lameheads and Saved The Day, which pretty much summed up the plot. But when he went to the movie theater, he heard Parlor Swipple screaming incoherently. Deciding to beat her up because she was annoying as hell, he went inside. But he didn't see Parlor Swipple. He heard her screaming, however, which was, as previously stated, annoying as hell. He went to the front row and saw Pika sitting with Gau and about ten other boys he'd never seen before but knew she probably simped for. He sat as far away as possible. Suddenly, a new voice, which sounded really dumb, yelled "I... AM... PEEEEEEEE BEN TENNNNNNETH!!!!1!!1!!!!1" The screen that was supposed to be displaying HPBKLSTD instead displayed a derpy Munchlax who was screaming and ate an empty cup for some reason. "...What the hell?" Primal muttered. Gau, Pika, and those other kids started laughing so hard that they hurt. "AND I SIIIIIIIIIMP FOR GIRU THIRTY+ MINUTES A DAAAAAAAAY!!11!1!1!!1one!!!1!11!!!1" the Munchlax, apparently named Pee Ben 10, continued to 'sing'. "BEE PENANA IS NOT A DORPING NOOOOOOOOOOOB" Parlor Swipple screamed along. "AS EVERYONE SAYS, DERP DORP REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!11!!!11!one!!1!!" "OH EM DERPING GEE" "ALSO PRIMAL SHOULD SHUT UP BECAUSE I'M REALLY COOL!!!!1!1!!1!!one1!!1!" "AND DERPING HOT" "AND... I'M... PEEEEEEEE BEN TENNNNNNETH!!!!11!111111!11!11!one!11!11two1!11!!" "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP PEE BENNETH" As Primal's brain cells deteriorated at a rapid pace, the 'theme '''''song'''''' ended and the 'episode' started. It began with Pee Ben 10 hitting on some Braixen girl who looked like she wanted to die. Then a guy apparently named Omega Ruby who was a Kyogre like Primal, appeared and Pee Ben 10 yelled "GIRU NOTICE ME OR I'LL SHIP YOU WITH PRIMAL- I MEAN OMEGA RUBY PERSON!!!1!!11!!one!!1!1!!" The Braixen, apparently named Giru, replied with "wtf", which was quite close to what Primal was thinking at that very moment. Then the other nineteen minutes of the episode, plus ten minutes of ads for Pee Ben 10, were exactly the same. When it ended, Pee Ben 10 the Munchlax appeared out of nowhere wearing a Subway uniform and a baked bean sandwich. "Oh great, here we go." said one of the boys that Pika was sitting next to. Primal was going to solve the problem by Origin Pulsing Pee Ben 10 into space, but Gau leapt out of his seat, waking up suddenly after passing out in the middle of the Pee Ben 10 episode, which Pee Ben 10 had creatively titled "I HAVE A CRUSH ON GIRU!!!11!11!1!three!!1111". He used Ultima on Pee Ben 10, which blasted him into space. Primal decided to use Origin Pulse on Gau, but he drank the Origin Pulse. He literally drank it when it fired at him. Primal SCREE'd very loudly. Just then, Bidoof appeared. "Oh my Bidoof, it's Bidoof!" Primal cried, thinking that Bidoof was about to attack Gau. But then he swallowed a can of baked beans and screamed "DERP I LIKE WACHING PISS BENJAMIN ONE ZERO ITS THE BEZT SHOE EVUR" before having a breakdancing spaz seizure. "AlphaSapphire 2 hours from now NOOOOO" Primal wailed, the 'AlphaSapphire 2 hours from now' included. Pika gave Gau a chocolate cream pie, and he proceeded to eat the pie, drink all of Primal's Pepsi, and eat all of Primal's pizza. By the time Primal recovered, Pee Ben 10 was smooching Parlor Swipple in the Seafloor Cavern so he set fire to it somehow despite it being underwater and him being a Kyogre.
The end.
Dec 6, 2021
by
Gau
