N infiltrates his own secret base
Once upon a time, N came across a metal lid in the ground. He opened it to see that there was a secret underground base. He went inside and yelled “DERP IM INFILTRATING YOUR SECRET BASE”. “But sir, this is your secret base” a team plasma grunt replied. “NO IT ISN’T IM INFILTRATING IT” N shouted. Then one of the team plasma grunts showed him a video of him ordering them to make an underground secret base, and he remembered. He then saw a bunch of people coming in to the base. They were all identical, and were indistinguishable besides their shirts having different names on them. They all had (Idle) right below their names. The one that seemed in charge stepped forward, and his name read to be “Gligurr”. They all just kinda stood their and stared at Team Plasma, which started to get on their nerves. “ARE YOU DERPING FROCKY WHEE HEADS?” N yelled. Gligurr and his duplicates of himself realized that they were lameheads. “Hey, you guys are lameheads? Us too!” Gligurr said. They then became friends, and they went to the lid to try and destroy the frocky whee heads. When they opened the lid of the base, they saw a Silvally standing there. It closed the lid. Gladion wa s there with his silvally, and he weighed down the lid with bricks. This, of course, wouldn’t keep the lameheads down their long, but it would hold them off. Then, Primal placed a seed on the middle of the lid. He brought heavy rain, and the seed immediatly grew in to a large tree. It had Pizza instead of leaves. The roots grew in to the ground, and the tree was simply too heavy for the lameheads to get out of their base. They went to a closet of supplies. “Should we use a shovel?” A team plasma member asked. “NONONONO!” N replied. “How about a drill?” He asked. “DERPING HECK NO!” N replied. “How about the TM for dig that we could give one of your 45 Pokémon?” He asked. “DERP NO DERP NOOOOONOOOOO” N replied. “How about a singular spoon?” He asked. “YES!” N shouted. N repeatedly hit the metal ceiling with the spoon. After an hour, there was a slight dent in the roof. Parlor Swipple then smashed her head against the dent, giving her a magical tragical head injury. This made a bigger dent. Then N hit the ceiling with a spoon for 3 more hours, and he finally got past the metal. He climbed to the surface to see Primal eating pizza. Primal saw N and origin pulsed him. N dodged it, and threw parlor swipple at him. Parlor Swipple hit his pizza tree head first and got a magical tragical head injury. N then challenged Primal to a game of Parlor Swipple’s magical tragical head injury, and Primal accepted. They each got 10 cards from the deck of cards. Primal paired an N head and a Parlor Swipple head with eachother, earning him points. N paired a lusamine eyeball with nothing, giving him 400 screes. Realizing N had gotten screes, Primal was enraged, and he put N in to a basket and yeeted him at Junior the shiny Celebi. Junior brought N back in time to when he was trapped underground. Celebi came with him, and when he freed himself from his base, Celebi brought him back in time again to when he was trapped. This kept happening until N fell over and cried for approximately 10 hours and 37 minutes, and Junior brought him back to when Primal put him in to a basket. Primal yeeted the N basket to Junior the Celebi again, and Junior yeeted N’s basket in to the secret base and sealed N in to the secret base again.
The end.
Dec 20, 2020 by AlphaSapphire
Feb 23, 2022
by
Gau
