Wall for BottomlessSea (page 9)

Danny have you been reminded that Machine exists today?

Greetings, Iberian Peninsulians. This is the Iberian Peninsula, home to many incredible creatures, such as the majestic Iberian Peninsula, an endangered species of Iberian Peninsula that dwells in the Iberian Peninsula. The Iberian Peninsulians are a very jolly folk and love to throw Iberian Peninsula festivals celebrating the Iberian Peninsulas that give the Iberian Peninsula its Iberian Peninsulas. Oh, the Iberian Peninsula is also home to the Iberian Peninsula's national bird: the Iberian Peninsula. Anyway, a popular treat around these parts is the Iberian Peninsula, which people just can't get enough of. Now, please direct your attention to the Iberian Peninsula, where, if you're lucky, you might catch a glimpse of the amazing Iberian Peninsula!

(I feel drunk help)

The Iberian peninsula is home to the Iberian peninsula

Gau

Fun fact: Gau is now a Ninja.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/307860/what-are-the-spin-off-games-which-you-can-trade-main-series-game

"Pokemon Ranger: Gaurdian signs"

Gau is in Pokemon confirmed.

...There was nothing to "overhype" about this, flirting in an online chatroom, especially when both the parties are minors, is not appropriate. I'm not "grabbing" at things to overhype, if that's what you feel it is.

What do you mean by a "gigantic deal"?

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Strawberry Shortcake's Dimension (Part 2)


The Good Ship Pogo slowly sailed through the deep blue sea. Meanwhile, Strawberry Shortcake spun the wheel a few times, simped for blue-haired boys, and randomly shot cannonballs at seagulls. Below deck, Bee Pen, Shrew Cart, Spooky Simp Snake Man, and Melony were contemplating their situation. "Well, I guess we're gonna kill some people." Bee Pen muttered with a shrug. "Seems like it, bestie!" Shrew Cart replied happily, because she liked death, being an edgy pre-teen and all. Spooky Simp Snake Man was still having that deep internal conflict. Melony said nothing because she was a fricking watermelon in a wig. So they just sat around for a while and did nothing because nothing was happening. But then they heard Strawberry Shortcake screaming Witch Doctor at the top of her lungs, and all the crew members rushed on deck. Bee Pen and his friends followed to see what was going on, and gasped dramatically when they saw another ship with cannons on it that was exactly as big as the Good Ship Pogo. The difference was, instead of having anime boy faces carved onto it, it had a sail with poorly-drawn art of some guy with dumb green hair on it. "What is that thing?!" Spooky Simp Snake Man shrieked. Strawberry Shortcake slowly and dramatically turned around. "The Lean Greens." she said, again, dramatically. "Wait, you mean... THE Lean Greens? The bad guys?!" Shrew Cart asked with wide eyes. "Yeah, those Lean Greens." a crew member said with a sigh. "All right, guys! Prepare for-" "NO!" Everyone turned to face the source of the voice, and promptly regretted it. The guy who had spoken had ugly green hair, a Rubik's Cube as an eyepatch (on both eyes), and was only wearing a pirate hat, his underwear, and socks. "What... the hell...?" Bee Pen choked. "Uh... moving on." Strawberry Shortcake said, and the green-haired guy continued to yell. "I AM CAPTAIN NETH AND YOU WON'T BEATETH MY LEEN GREANS! MY FEELINGS ARE REALLY OFFENDED BY THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MY HAIR COLOR OR WHATEVER I'M MAD ABOUT BECAUSE GREEN HAIR IS TOTALLY HOT! SO YOU MUST DIE REALLY DIEDLY!" As he said that, hundreds of Lean Greens crowded onto the deck, and some of them jumped into the cannons. "WATER!" Captain Neth shrieked, thinking he was clever for not saying 'fire', and the cannons fired, launching waves of green-haired idiots onto the the Good Ship Pogo's deck. However, the blue-haired crew members casually kicked them and they fell off. Captain Neth screamed randomly and tore a chunk out of the sail with his teeth before eating it. Nobody knew why or wanted to know why. Infuriated, he started shoving all of his crew members into the cannons and attempted to shoot them at Strawberry Shortcake. However he missed every single time because he had Rubik's Cubes on his eyes. Then he got so angry at this that he wet himself and went below deck. "Well that was easy." Bee Pen said with a shrug. "SHUT UP YOU STOOPID MEENIE HED!" came the very annoying screech of Captain Neth. He was dragging some kid who looked like he hadn't eaten in a month by his foot. Said kid tried to escape, his three inch long fingernails scraping against the wood floor, but he got stuffed into a cannon despite his efforts. "MY FEELINGS WERE HURDED SO YOU MUST BE IN PAIN UNTIL I FEEL BETTER!" Captain Neth shrieked at Strawberry Shortcake. "That's... a little hard to pull off, since you kinda didn't hit me." she said. Captain Neth furiously had a seizure and fired the cannon at her, and the boy landed approximately two feet away from her. He looked up, and the moment he did, Strawberry Shortcake began to simp for him despite the fact that he had green hair and looked starved. Spooky Simp Snake Man got so jealous that he almost squeezed the juice out of Melony. He tried to shrug it off, because he simped for Melony now, not Strawberry Shortcake, or at least that's what he kept telling himself. The boy tried to run away from Strawberry Shortcake, but she hugged him, and of course, they both teleported away. "Oh frick." a crewmember groaned. Everyone else stared in stunned silence. "NOOOOOOOO! STRAWBERRY SHORTCAAAAAAAAAAKE!" Spooky Simp Snake Man suddenly wailed as if she'd died. He sobbed hysterically into Melony's wig, heartbroken. Captain Neth had no idea what had happened so he laughed evilly and danced stupidly before hitting his head on something and knocking himself unconscious. "Now what do we do, bestie?!" Shrew Cart asked, not noticing that Captain Neth was unconscious. "Eat ice cream?" "Oh, good idea!" Meanwhile, Spooky Simp Snake Man cried more as really sad music played. He glared at Melony. "This is all your fault! Thanks to you, I hid my true feelings from Strawberry Shortcake, and now... and now I might never be able to tell her how much I love her!" he yelled dramatically, as if he didn't simp for her on a daily basis. He angrily threw Melony into the sea as Captain Neth regained consciousness. He looked at the sea and saw Melony floating along, because watermelons apparently float now. "OHEMGEE I'LL SAVE YOU MS. HOT LEAN GREENETTE!" he shrieked, mistaking Melony for a Lean Green. His arms freakishly stretched to three hundred times their normal size and he pulled Melony onto his boat before smooching her. Spooky Simp Snake Man cried harder. Everyone else thought they were high. Then Spooky Simp Snake Man decided he'd had enough. He grabbed onto a rope that was apparently there for some reason and swung himself about sixty feet in the air. He dived directly at Captain Neth in slow motion while screaming "THIS IS FOR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" and landed a flying kick. Melony exploded, scattering watermelon everywhere, and Captain Neth's jaw fell off. Which, as you can expect, didn't phase him at all. However, the fact that he was knocked through his boat probably did. He frantically swam away, back to the Lean Greens' island, as the boat began to sink because it was filling with water. Strawberry Shortcake's crew cheered because Captain Neth had been defeated. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart cheered because Spooky Simp Snake Man had finally accomplished something. He took a bow, not noticing that the water was up to his neck. And by the time he did, he was underwater, which you'd think would be pretty easy to notice. Bee Pen sighed heavily. But just then, in a flash of blinding light, Strawberry Shortcake appeared, still hugging the starved green-haired boy from earlier. "Whoa, what happened?! Did we win?!" she asked, looking like she'd been traumatized for life. The boy squirmed out of her grip and dove into the water. Nobody knew where he was swimming to, but then again, nobody really cared. "Strawberry Shortcake! You're back! Again!" a crew member cried, and they all crowded around her like she'd done something. "Bee Pen?" she asked. "Yeah, we won. Spooky Simp Snake Man kicked that Neth guy's jaw off, but, uh... I think he-" Bee Pen suddenly cut himself off when he heard a strange sound. "Sthrburruh Shirpcihck...!" Everyone looked around for the source of the noise, eventually peering off the edge of the Good Ship Pogo. They all gasped when they saw Spooky Simp Snake Man climbing up the boat. "Spooky Simp Snake Man! You're okay!" Shrew Cart cried in astonishment. The second he got onto the deck, he hugged Strawberry Shortcake, who had been congratulating him for actually doing something. And then they disappeared. Everybody groaned again.


To be continued...

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Strawberry Shortcake's Dimension (Part 1)


It was a normal day for Bee Pen and his friends. Strawberry Shortcake was still three feet tall and a simp, Shrew Cart was basically stalking Bee Pen everywhere he went and called him her bestie every two minutes, and Spooky Simp Snake Man... wasn't simping for Strawberry Shortcake? Upon everyone (except Strawberry Shortcake) realizing this, they decided to ask why. "Spooky Simp Snake Man, is something wrong? You're being slightly less of a simp for Strawberry Shortcake today." Bee Pen said worriedly. But Spooky Simp Snake Man scoffed. "Oh please, like I could ever simp for someone like that. She's three feet tall for heaven's sake! I've found someone else who I know I truly love with all of my heart." he said dramatically. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart just stared at him. "Well? Who is she?" Shrew Cart asked. "I thought you'd never ask." Spooky Simp Snake Man said, despite the fact that he'd announced it literally sixteen seconds ago. He reached into his abnormally large jacket pocket and pulled out a watermelon. And this watermelon had lips drawn on it in sparkly purple lipstick and googly eyes, as well as a puke green wig glued on it. "Meet Melony, the girl of my dreams!" For a moment, there was dead silence. And then Bee Pen and Shrew Cart started laughing so hard that it hurt. "DON'T LAUGH AT MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S ADORABLE!" Spooky Simp Snake Man yelled at them, which only made them laugh three times harder. Then Strawberry Shortcake accidentally bumped into him, as she was too busy simping to tell where she was going. This made Spooky Simp Snake Man bump into Shrew Cart, and Shrew Cart bump into Bee Pen, and this counted as a hug for plot reasons because they teleported to another dimension. Strawberry Shortcake gasped with surprise. Not because she'd dimension-hopped, but because of where she'd dimension-hopped to. It was a small port town, and everywhere Bee Pen and his friends looked, there were people with red hair and people with blue hair. "Where the heck are we?" Bee Pen asked, attracting the attention of some of the people. "Captain Shortcake! You're back!" some red-haired lady cried. Immediately, people began to crowd around Strawberry Shortcake, who was grinning confidently. "And I'm glad to be back!" she said. "Uh, Strawberry Shortcake? Do you know these people?" Shrew Cart asked. "Yeah. This is my home." Dramatic music began to play as everyone made surprised noises. "You came from another dimension? See, this is why I stopped simping for you." Spooky Simp Snake Man said. "Sorry I kept it a secret, guys, but I thought I'd never get back here after my ship sank and for some reason I teleported to a whole different dimension." Strawberry Shortcake explained, which really wasn't a good explanation. "You have a ship?" Bee Pen asked, because the fact that Strawberry Shortcake came from another dimension apparently wasn't interesting anymore. Strawberry Shortcake sighed sadly. "I did. It was a beautiful sailing ship with a bunch of cannons on it. We were going to fight off the Lean Greens, and-" "Wait, the who?" Shrew Cart asked, cutting her off. "The Lean Greens are those green-haired morons who dwell on that one island in the north. They think the Red Heads and the Blue Crew are bad because some guy fell off of his boat and washed up here. We gave him a little ship and he returned home, but he convinced the other Lean Greens that we'd bullied him and hurt his feelings, so they declared war on us." some blue-haired boy explained. He literally looked like he walked out of an anime, so Strawberry Shortcake started to simp for him, much to his exhasperation and Spooky Simp Snake Man's jealousy. He proceeded to have a deep internal conflict about the fact that he was simping for a midget and a fruit. But everyone ignored him. "Captain, we've been waiting for you to return. You see, we rebuilt your ship!" one of Strawberry Shortcake's apparent former crew members, who also had blue hair, said. After Strawberry Shortcake stopped simping for him, her brain registered what he'd said. "You rebuilt the Good Ship Pogo?!" she cried. "The... what? Ship WHAT?" Bee Pen asked, baffled. "Follow me." a third blue-haired boy said, and everyone followed him to the other side of the island town, where the port was. Strawberry Shortcake stared in awe at the giant sailboat with cannons. "What in Melony's name is that?!" Spooky Simp Snake Man shrieked in a very girly manner, as there were giant anime boy faces carved out of wood attached to the Good Ship Pogo. "That's my ship! And it's even more amazing than last time!" Strawberry Shortcake cried as she fell to her knees and began to sob with joy. "Well, this is, um..." "Weird as frick? Yeah." Bee Pen muttered, as it was truly a sight. "Well, Captain? Should we try once more to fend off those Lean Green freaks?" "You bet! Come on, everyone!" Strawberry Shortcake said, apparently not crying anymore and jumping ten feet in the air and onto her ship as her crew members climbed on board. Bee Pen, Spooky Simp Snake Man, and Shrew Cart shrugged at each other and climbed on board as well, seeing as they had nothing better to do than to join a redheaded midget as she waged war. Also friendship or something.


To be continued...