Wall for BottomlessSea (page 59)

Uwaooo

L U G I A

Is that the title screen of Pokemon sock puppets sapphire?

Also I revealed X's true identity:

Omega Blade-X (Inteleon) @ Scope Lens  
Ability: Sniper  
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Focus Energy  
- Agility  
- Snipe Shot  
- Ice Beam

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nu-1236598339
I shall forvever taunt X with this replay.

I’m just going to settle this.
The top ten most common Pokémon above 1760 ELO are:
Yveltal
Mega Ray
Zacian-Crowned
Necrozma Dusk Mane
Groudon-Primal
Calyrex Shadow
Ditto
Ho-Oh
Arceus Ground
Xerneas
0 Atk Dark Aura Yveltal Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 252-297 (83.4 - 98.3%) -- 68.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock
Yveltal doesn’t need Attack training to threaten huge damage on Tentacruel.
252+ Atk Life Orb Rayquaza-Mega Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 567-668 (187.7 - 221.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Dead.

+1 252+ Atk Zacian-Crowned Wild Charge vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 562-662 (186 - 219.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
lol
0 Atk Necrozma-Dusk-Mane Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 304-358 (100.6 - 118.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
NDM doesn’t need attack to kill it.
0 Atk Groudon-Primal Precipice Blades vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 614-726 (203.3 - 240.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Neither does Primal Groudon.
252 SpA Calyrex-Shadow Psyshock vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 444-524 (147 - 173.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Pathetic.

Ditto is better against actual GOOD offensive Pokémon.
252+ SpA Tentacruel Scald vs. 248 HP / 52 SpD Ho-Oh: 138-164 (33.2 - 39.5%) -- 100% chance to 3HKO
Ho-Oh can heal this right off, and whirlwind you away.
252 Atk Arceus-Ground Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 440-518 (145.6 - 171.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Lol
252+ SpA Tentacruel Sludge Bomb vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Xerneas: 236-282 (60 - 71.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Xerneas lives. Tentacruel is pathetic.
+2 252+ SpA Xerneas Thunder vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Tentacruel: 452-534 (149.6 - 176.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Xerneas can use Geomancy because you can’t OHKO it, and will kill your Tentacruel like the pathetically weak Pokémon it is.


All the most common threats, bar ditto, obliterate Tentacruel. Tentacruel sucks, statistically. It’s plain fact that Tentacruel is ****. Just deal with it. You can live in your happy place where everything is good, but you’d be living a lie.
commented 20 hours ago by PrimordiaISea

^Man if I had enough space in my about me, I'd add this to my wall of quotes. XD

oh is that pic from snap?

a lugibirb

Omg man I love you I loved your comment I wish I could make that the motto of PokéBase man I love that

I’m just going to settle this.
The top ten most common Pokémon above 1760 ELO are:
Yveltal
Mega Ray
Zacian-Crowned
Necrozma Dusk Mane
Groudon-Primal
Calyrex Shadow
Ditto
Ho-Oh
Arceus Ground
Xerneas
0 Atk Dark Aura Yveltal Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 252-297 (83.4 - 98.3%) -- 68.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock
Yveltal doesn’t need Attack training to threaten huge damage on Tentacruel.
252+ Atk Life Orb Rayquaza-Mega Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 567-668 (187.7 - 221.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Dead.

+1 252+ Atk Zacian-Crowned Wild Charge vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 562-662 (186 - 219.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
lol
0 Atk Necrozma-Dusk-Mane Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 304-358 (100.6 - 118.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
NDM doesn’t need attack to kill it.
0 Atk Groudon-Primal Precipice Blades vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 614-726 (203.3 - 240.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Neither does Primal Groudon.
252 SpA Calyrex-Shadow Psyshock vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 444-524 (147 - 173.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Pathetic.

Ditto is better against actual GOOD offensive Pokémon.
252+ SpA Tentacruel Scald vs. 248 HP / 52 SpD Ho-Oh: 138-164 (33.2 - 39.5%) -- 100% chance to 3HKO
Ho-Oh can heal this right off, and whirlwind you away.
252 Atk Arceus-Ground Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 440-518 (145.6 - 171.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Lol
252+ SpA Tentacruel Sludge Bomb vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Xerneas: 236-282 (60 - 71.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Xerneas lives. Tentacruel is pathetic.
+2 252+ SpA Xerneas Thunder vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Tentacruel: 452-534 (149.6 - 176.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Xerneas can use Geomancy because you can’t OHKO it, and will kill your Tentacruel like the pathetically weak Pokémon it is.


All the most common threats, bar ditto, obliterate Tentacruel. Tentacruel sucks, statistically. It’s plain fact that Tentacruel is ****. Just deal with it. You can live in your happy place where everything is good, but you’d be living a lie.
commented 1 hour ago by PrimordiaISea
edited 1 hour ago by PrimordiaISea

^one of the best comments ever