Mateiru
Sep 12, 2022
by
Gau
I clicked the link for one of the best people I'll ever meet, and it took me back to your profile page. I think the link is broken.
Sep 12, 2022
by
Spex
Hey mate.
Sep 12, 2022
by
Gau
Jumpy Jay
Sep 11, 2022
by
Gau
ZHANK YAH!
Sep 9, 2022
by
Gau
Harvest Moon: Parade of the Lame [Amazing title.]
Fika sat at the door of the house. [Fika] He waits a million times for Gil to open the door of his room, tries to force his friend's new gold down his throat to see if he will, and then rings the purple bell, wanting him to enter his house safely. the place a million and seven times, otherwise he could see, he did not want to throw gold around his neck. [Understandable.] Additionally, he needs food, so they become best friends, and the purple bell rings. He thought he was going in through the door and heard something. He went to the flock to see that nothing was singing. "Oh, I looked at my knees, I know what they are looking at, but it stinks, and there was Amanta, and he doesn't have the temerity of CARNATUS," he knew. [knees] But besides Pica, Toby is the only one on the hunt who doesn't even know Parlor Swipele exists. Luke then kills the Killed Boyfriend remix. [So good at killing Parlor Swipele's boyfriend that he killed him twice.] purpose He came back and forgot about the Swiple parlors there. [I hate Swiple parlors honestly.] "AVVVVV AV DOVE HAR M DEVTUR DORP," said Salon pat. Gil was relieved to see that Fika was only gone when he left his house. He then goes to the docks and sees Nile singing through his teeth to an unconscious Toby while Pica laughs on the floor. [SINGING THROUGH HIS TEETH OH G- (laughs and sneezes)] He reached for his teeth and calloused baths and tried to leave them before kicking. ["calloused baths"] But the crop fell into the sea. Pika grabs Toby's hook and deflects the hook, capturing the fin. At last he tied a string to his cloak and slowly turned him over, releasing the fish from his mouth and the drops of water from his feet. He cut the fish and said, "I hope you like it." Fika was shocked again. [Again?] Toby takes his rod and twists it through his shirt at Pika, who forgets that Pika is on his line and throws the line into the water. [How does one twist a fishing rod through his shirt?] And he took one, wrapped it, and filled it with forty fish. He looked up from under his fishing jacket. Salon quickly leaves in a huff before she sees another woman who looks down on her. [Every woman looks down on her.] "He wants me and Selena Dorp," said the girl. "Peco, Enet, I'm a head TURD," answered Parlor Sweeple. [Accurate.] They argue about the evil of Pica. [evel] A pyre burns on the shore of Nineveh, but they do not know it. They went into the sea to kill the Fick fish, they turned a golden brown, and it was a perfectly grilled fish. He was very tired, cold, tired, but he could do nothing. "DORP PICA GONNA KILL YOU" Parlor Sweeple yelled and Selena ran up to them. [...Well that's deep.] This time, Toby preferred to fish. But by chance he pushed the hook to the shore and caught Selena's eye. So pick it up. He looked at us confused and tried to eat his food before putting it on the fika fire instead and looked sad. [sad fika fire.] she touched him with her other hand and said: "Father, I am still warm!" [wait what] He hugged her and placed a golden crown on her neck before plucking a salty fin from the sea. [Oh sorry, I'm crazy!!!! All I need is salt!!!!!] Selena and Parlor Sweeple run to catch Selena's eye. But then Toby makes eye contact and puts his hammer back. He ties Selena with a rope and throws her into the fire, while Pica throws her head into the ocean. [This got darker than I expected.] Toby eats part of it and pushes the other part into the rocket with Julius, Parloi Whipple and Ann. [Ann and Parloi Whipple. That's a new one.] Throw it into space and explode. Everyone cheers as Toby burns the remains of the bomb, not knowing what the "fish" is eating or why it tastes like it. [(chews on bomb to the tune of Armageddon)]
Finally i. [Finally you may apply Pogie to your hair (optional).]
Sep 9, 2022
by
Gau
In-Ne-th: Example
I hear! This is the story of a blue boy in a blue town, a story of lost hopes. [Yeah that sums up my life.] But one day, after praying in Primal Bedow's underwater home, the angry 2% laughed and returned to Bedow. A normal day without Nnet or online voting. [ZHANK YAH!] Several birds had their throats burned before entering the sea. [Well all righty then.] I shouted "DLORPFH". Enraged, the Gimp attacks and encircles the Primordial Zone again, destroying Ennet and Trennon's signs at Light's command. [ohs noes!!!11!1!one!1111] Thinking he would rest, he threw them into the sea. I was wrong. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 [Well that's somethin'.] “Primal came back crying in the water and looking weak. Josh Cole tried to hit him. but jokingly threw the boat over his head and slapped him for not getting on." [Ouch.] They stayed hidden in the camp for a while. Not like the deprived poor. He had no weapon, but was tied to a very hard chair. "Oh my god!" they entered the room and danced and shouted, "The mountain tent has fallen." [That is arguably funnier than the entire untranslated story.] He had a very old video camera which he kept on a coffee table. But finding nothing, he struck his head, threw and ate ripe beets, grieved, cried out that his soul mourned, and declared a strange and terrible injury. effort. [Effort indeed.] He knew all along, but he couldn't. effort. [More effort.] The original Pulse Salon was pretty much dead, but they sang every song as it is. ["Pulse Salon"] The first screen was so intense that it broke a lot of glass. But I finally turned on the projector. [A job well done. All it took was strange injuries, ripe beets, and breaking a lot of glass.] It is signed with the letters "en-th". This cute song will start playing in different colors on your screen. This should be a bad "rendition" of the Little Tone song, but worse, it's sung by Edison Ray and someone else, Pearl Sweeple and Annette. [I assure you that is not cute.] DORP BABY We know you love "I'm hot enough to write". . name. "Pearmile Cougar".Change.First Harassment.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" OH ANNETTE GEEEEEE DERP” ANNETTE AND THE LIST She screamed until Annette was forced to fight back. "Pearl-san" in English "Permil" will suddenly release VIG hair products!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she attacked, fainted, touched my shoulder and cried. [Um... am I on new drugs?] Eleven and a half hours later (because I'm good at math), the first and only development test at En-Ne. Now in its 27th season, Thi Ab has been able to prove that the balance of the three seasons of shades is 'X' I never thought of sleep. [Thi Ab X] "P, do you think you can?" Annette asked. Then the premal threw the wings in his hands. [...What?] They also removed their weapons. It pushed the movie project to the big screen, which is also the main source of contention. can be used "Oh DRP," Annette said as she entered the room. [(in Ricky Ricardo voice) ANNETTE!] "11! 11! 1! 1! 11! three! 11! 1!" Josh Cole shouted at Gligor. Gallagher left charging hard at Primal. When it happened, his eyes watered. He seemed to be crying, they did not know what it was, they heard him crying. "This screen." [(sits in a padded room and drums a melody on an empty Nutella jar lid)]
work done (see). [Oh I can get out of the padded room now?]
Sep 9, 2022
by
Gau
Escaped from the D.O.R.P. Laboratory and [...And what?]
"DERP," Ennette called from the street. The car is HeadX but is painted "DORP Labs" but without the cooked walnut logo. [Hm, yes, because if I were to pick a logo, the first thing I'd want is a cooked walnut.] Enet sees Gaw, Gil, Pico and Primal walking down the street. [My favorite characters: Gaw, Gil, and Pico.] Gau while he was walking with his power and Gil, who disguised himself as an old woman with old eyes, died in peace. [I doubt it was peaceful.] Not sure why she was dressed like an aunt. "DORPETH MACRITT - I'M GAU MINNETTE," said Annette as she tried to push him away. However, he faced Gil and a powerful HeadX and shouted Ah Yesss. [AH YESSS] There is a scene where Gau robs, robs and robs Gil. [I'm obsessed with rob-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bing as much as youuuuuuu] Pika did not know what he would do after Gil. First, Phil was gone. [NOOOOOOO PHIL] Ennett ran ten miles before saying, "Go to the dorp to fix LE." [I could run exactly ten miles an hour and dorp exactly ten more, to be a lamehead and fix LE and stuff and things and how does the song go-] Then she turned around where everyone was silent. Gil sits talking to Pika while Gav sleeps. Gau tries to kill him in the car, but somehow meets Giles. [Ah yes Giles best boy.] "OH ENNETT HEY ENNETT IS HITTING" he shouted and Primal mistakenly thought he was going to hit Primal. With the windshield broken, he lifted the car into the air and began to crash. However, the car turned and Gil left again. Pico smiled. [Appropriate reaction.] Enet entered the car and pressed a special button. These beans are scattered on a large duck, they will not rise, even when soaked in Prima water. [quack] "Enet" is taken to the DORP lab, which means "Dorp dOrp doRp dorP", where the Swipple Parlor is located. "I will explain why it happened," he shouted. "OH ENNETTE DORP-ORP-ORRRRRRR," shouted Ene. [Talk about overreacting.] After 20 minutes, Ennett decided to investigate from the beginning "DORPING TRICK", he decided to use Gaw without reason, he did not know that he would ruin the life of the two Gaw. [Poor Gaw.] But Gaws has green hair and eyes. [Not accurate. "Gaws" has green hair and red eyes, or blond hair and green eyes in most versions of Final Fantasy 6 for... reasons?] First. "You're doing SHYNEAE," he shouted. Ent was surprised. Lego Gaw looked at himself. [Lego Gaw my favorite game.] And Gaw threw himself into the air, then Gaw greeted Gaw. Ennet was surprised that Gaws was thinking of killing himself, but he realized that to play two Gaw, ran away, grandmother, surprise, surprise, tried to sell Gauss [NO GAWS/GAUSS/GAV/COW/GAW/GAUMA/GAUSSIAN/GOSS DON'T DO IT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR LIKE PICKING YOUR NAME AND HUGGLES] Now Parlor Swipple is trying P on his back with his macaroni shoes, whatever be, and, singing his new song, looking at Enne's bed, I stopped [Yeah I would hope so.] He went to Gil. Window I tried to close a hole in the wall... Heard Parlor Swipple sing, laughed and sneezed I thought, Swipple must have spat, but he thought there was bacteria in the water. [laughs and sneezes Gawly] Then there was a big crash. Josh Fresh reviews Primal. [Josh Fresh sounds like a very stupid YouTuber.] "You sing his original song. hey, play like crazy, in your seat!!!! first!! first! first! 111! One! first! 111! "Screamed Jesus Coll. [FIRST!! FIRST! FIRST! 111! ONE! FIRST! 111!] And the two Gaussians quickly escaped from Eneta, attacked Ios Cool." on the ground, since he is half an inch long. Gav usually fights like a stick, since Primal is released from the inner tube. [Stick is stick.] He prepared immediately. In -the mirror in which Enett showed his face, Graudan could see it now. Bob.", he immediately prepared himself to go find Kyogre. [Stupid Bob always getting in the way.] Gauss began to press the buttons on the control panel and Prinal turned to the rabbit, ferret, randomly flashing Ipom, Enneth, and finally Kyogre. Gauss runs away laughing and shouting with joy. Then Pika who felt pain and Gil who wanted to inflict pain entered the room. They both dissected Swippel's album, and Goss laughed. Gil was starting to kill them because he was so burdened and angry, but Pica successfully expressed and embraced Gauss. "That yellow name of Zephyr!" [Names are color-coded now?] He wondered why the two Gauss were there. But before anyone could comment, the host burst into Annesla's bikini-clad room. [...Uh.] "We're boring poopants," Annetbob praised the pooppants. They all looked at each other like 'Wtf'. [Yeah pretty much.] The first is a huge and deep-water pouring out of the back, which bursts into the roasted beans. D.O.R.P Suddenly Aneth is blind in hell. [Well that took a turn.] The Labs eat but not Freaky's head as Cow and Zephyr hug Peeka as "Cry Meenath" as someone asks if Freak will turn it off. [Damn Freaky blasting Cry Meenath smh my head.] Note that before the D.O.R.P. Ipom in Labs because of a lame head means nothing and never wants to.
Sep 9, 2022
by
Gau
En-Ne-th: Derp Meenies
At one point, Primal Pika told Yu-Gi-Oh to look into an underwater cave. [Wait what's Primal Pika-] But alas, he had magic, so he proved everything he said, and whenever Bakura and Yugi did something he thought was right, he did it. and sweep. [and sweep.] Primal was in trouble because of this. After going into the ocean and mourning Yugi's death, he decided to go back up. But he realized that he had spent a year there because the world was ruled by lame people. "God will do no more." He shouted. [Little dramatic, don't you think?] There he saw two stupid Gligurs standing at a table of cards. [Oh they're stupid thanks for specifying I never would've known.] But they didn't do it like before, they didn't move and they just stared at each other for almost 75275293.5 hours. From where he sat, he couldn't see what was on the front of the cards, but he could see what was on the back: a blank canvas of Annette and Salon Swipe kissing. [SALON SWIPE HAHA] He used Ice Beam to free Gligur's team and their cards and continued on his way. But things started to get scary. Yes, great. [I'm scared! Great!] Everywhere I go Sui Gligor, Sui Josh Cool and little Annette play cards in bikinis. [...?] He knows that everything is strange, even if the ignorant do not know what the cards are. [OGEMGEH!!!11!!1onee!!11!!] But he discovered that the story had been shown on TV for no reason. Annette agreed. "Village, I put a line on the p side of the book," he shouted. [Ah, the p side of the book. So deep.] From there you drag the living room. "We put two bad hats on you and made fun of Annette," he said. Then the television destroyed itself. [Gee I wonder why.] Primal, knowing he must kill the cripple before he can rule the world, goes where his competition has never been shown. [Well that took a peculiar turn.] When he arrived there was a sign that said "DERP EN-NE-TH IS KOOL". Primal soon realizes that En-Ne-Th is to blame for Yu-Gi-Oh. But before she can do anything, Annette and Salon Swipele fall from the sky, Annette wearing a green Maximilian Pegasus wig and four Salon Swipeles dressed as May Valentine. [Four Salon Swiples.] "OMDERP" they shouted as they left the ground. Primal asked Biduff for Yu-Gi-Oh Pika to be a dormant form, but it wasn't. [what] "It's the DRP ball," said Annette. msgstr [Possibly the most coherent part of this entire thing.] "Let's defy EN-NE-TH." Words couldn't describe how Primal wanted to kill everyone right now, so he used Thunder to finish them off. - Then it's over. [Damn.] He said. He was about to leave, but Josh Cool's finances weren't there. [I read that as "Josh Cool's fiances weren't there".] "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! OFF, [OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] "NO-TH" [No-Th] Saloon Sweeple told him, he turned to see two more. No matter what he did, Josh Cools will work forever, so he has no other choice. "Short " symbol on the side and his card between them, it can be understood that primal accepted and cut the co-decided to get out of bed Five my heart is ready [Uhhhh OK then.] "primal decided to issue cards and took five cards from the headquarters. I don't know what his first hand is because he eats grass and throws paper like a child. ["he eats grass and throws paper like a child"] "If we lose the urine points seven times, we will win the benz competition and watch everyone competing lose the first DERP" "Yes, Professor Yu-Gi-Oh, but stupid and angry. I got it." Primal says, complete the "mission" and wait for Enette. [I can't even begin to make sense of that.] "I'm going first because I'm happy with the EP," Ennette said. [hhow dare yu!!1!1!11!] Then Salon Swipe started singing. And for some reason the brand name was not missing. [But- but I ate the brand name!] "Alright, I'll play the bone and turn it into a derp." Primal said, laughing even harder than before. [Pogo would be very proud.] "WAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE PEE KAY'S CARD" cried Anneth as she nodded her card. [How does one 'nod' a card?] "I know. Well, that's it." "It's your elephant brain," [No it isn't.] "Right. Attach me and open it to see." "OH DORPING KAY" Anneth replied and attacked. "No! You're mine... you know that, of course." Primal said looking at his map. It was called "DERP NOW THERE ARE MANY LAMEHEADS AND ALL THAT" and on the shield and sword card. ["Oh boy I'm totally lost I better look at my map which I have apparently named DERP NOW THERE ARE MANY LAMEHEADS AND ALL THAT much big bren."] D.E.R.P. And MENI changed everything. [:O] Monsters on the ground and some reason written on the back of the paper. "OH ENNETH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DORP" Annette cried as she fell onto the floor. Thanks to Derp, the mini is now limping and losing all Derping Beleith Anneth and all her pipe points. [...Pipe points?] Well, he didn't say the player started with the same number of points, but he ate all the cooked beans in Primal Victory mode. "Quia exivi" [Excuse m-] "O pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "..." Primale dixit. "Non piger IM BROCCO MAT DoRP YOUETH" Anneth ingemuit et aliquid tale clamavit: "Helm Kurf". Sed ut Primalis totis validis ictibus se iaculari coepit, micans lucis micans coelum he began to break. [(Akira blinks loudly)] I was hoping Bidoof would hit the ******** again, but he wasn't. [hit the ********] "The devil? Who? He thought he was fighting more than anything else. But he soon realized that he wasn't black. That's a lie. You're dressed as a dark witch. He saw who he was, he gasped, a fool. it tore. Gau called and used Altima. Throwing out dust, the lamb's head was no longer visible. [Am I out of the loop or do lamb heads have nothing to do with dressing as a dark witch?] Primal knew this wouldn't be for long. Gauna went to the sky when Primal returned to his cave so he wouldn't risk seeing Pika the girl dressed in dark magic. [GAUNA]
in summary [in summary]
Sep 9, 2022
by
Gau
Harvest Moon: Lamehead Parade
Pika was sitting on the doorstep of a house. She was waiting until eight o' clock so the door would be unlocked and she could barge into Gill's bedroom for the millionth time and try to shove a bar of gold down his throat despite it not being a food item so they'd be better friends and she could get his wish so she could ring the Purple Bell, and it's safe to say that his wish was that she would not barge into his bedroom for the millionth time and try to shove a bar of gold down his throat despite it not being a food item so they'd be better friends and she could get his wish so she could ring the Purple Bell. She considered going in through the window, but then heard something. She wandered over to the pier to see Parlor Swipple 'singing'. "OH I PEEEEEEEED IN MY SHOOOOOOE AND ONTO MY KNEEEEEEE THOUGH I'M NOT SURE HOW TO DERPING PEEEEEEEEEE I'M TOO SMART FOR THAT BUT I PEEEEEEEEEEED AND IT'S STILL IN MY SHOOOOOOOE AND I LOVE ENNETHHHHHHHHHH WHO IS A PEE TURD INCARNATE" She was trying to impress the crowd. But aside from Pika the only other person there was Toby who was fishing and didn't even notice Parlor Swipple was there. So she began to sing a rap remix of Luke Killied My Boyfriend. And when she got to the 'ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAB' part, Toby noticed she was there and hit her with a fish, knocking her dentures out. He then went back to fishing and forgot Parlor Swipple was there. "AVVVVV AV DOV HAV M DEVTUR DORP" Parlor Swipple screamed. Gill finally came out of his house and noticed, to his relief, that Pika wasn't there. He then went down to the pier to see Parlor Swipple singing songs without her dentures to a perfectly oblivious Toby as Pika rolled on the ground in laughter. He walked over to her dentures, which were actually tiny Smart Toilets, and stomped on them before trying to walk away. However he tripped over Pika and fell into the sea. Pika snatched Toby's fishing rod away and casted the line, trying to catch a Gill. When she finally hooked him by the shirt collar, he was dragged out slightly and had a fish sticking out of his mouth and a mermaid tail instead of feet. He spat out the fish and said "I hope you're happy." Pika went crazy laughing again. Toby snatched back his rod and hooked Pika by her shirt collar before forgetting Pika was on his line and thrusting the line into the water. By the time he got a bite, he reeled it in and Pika had forty different fish stuck to her. She glared at him from underneath her coating of fish. Parlor Swipple was very much mad and stormed off before finding a girl who was only slightly less ugly than herself. "OMPEE I'M SELENA DORP" said the girl. "I'M THE DERPING STAR PEE KAY I MEAN ENNETH I MEAN TURD HED" Parlor Swipple replied. They then got into a discussion about how mean Pika was. Pika was currently being grilled, literally, by Toby on the beach, but they didn't know nor did they care. They decided that they'd beat Pika up, so they stormed to the beach. Pika was toasted golden and all the fish were grilled as well. She was very tired of being tied up and roasted over an open flame, but there wasn't much she could do about it. "DORP PIKA WE'RE GOING TO BEAT YOU UP" Parlor Swipple and Selena cried, rushing toward them. Just then, Toby decided to fish some more. However, he thrust his line in the exact opposite direction of the sea by accident and it hooked Selena's eyeball. So of course he reeled it in. Then he looked at it, confused, and decided he'd have eyeball for dinner before putting it over the flame instead of Pika, who looked like she had a severe tan. She touched her hand with another hand and said "Cool! I'm still warm!" before snatching merman-Gill out of the sea and huggling him and shoving a gold bar down his throat. Selena and Parlor Swipple ran off so Selena could get a new eyeball. However, Toby then ate her eyeball and cast his line very far. He managed to hook Selena and now roasted her over the flame while Pika decorated her head with algae. After Toby was done eating half of her, they shoved her remaining half into a rocket, along with Julius, Parlor Swipple, and N. It blasted off into space and exploded. They all cheered as Toby grilled and ate the rocket's remains, oblivious to what 'fish' he was eating and why it tasted so crunchy.
The end.
Sep 8, 2022
by
Gau