Bee Pen Dimension 10 - meet the cast (info accurate as of Episode 3)!
Bee Pen "Dimension" Ten - The main character. He and his friends, Spooky Simp Snake Man and Strawberry Shortcake (as well as Shrew Cart later on), were granted the power to hop through dimensions by hugging people from his hero, Pee Ben. And that's about it I guess...?
Strawberry Shortcake - A red-haired midget who simps for anime boys and rarely does anything even slightly useful. She secretly comes from another dimension and has a ship called the Good Ship Pogo (which happens to have the faces of anime boys carved onto it).
Spooky Simp Snake Man - A simp. A total simp. At first, he simps for Strawberry Shortcake, then stops simping for her and starts simping for a watermelon in a wig that he named Melony. That's about it.
Danny Gaumal Phantogre - A fat Kyogre with Gau and Danny Phantom's hair and Sonic the Hedgehog's legs. The main antagonist, despite the fact that he barely does anything.
Shrew Cart - A seven year old who wears cat ears. At first, she was a Danny Gaumal Phantogre simp, and turned Bee Pen and his friends into anime characters with a magic wand so that he wouldn't like Strawberry Shortcake. But he didn't return Shrew Cart's affection, nor did he like Strawberry Shortcake (gee I wonder why), so Shrew Cart stopped simping for him and declared Bee Pen her best friend. And there's literally nothing he can do about it.
Apr 25, 2022
by
Gau
Context: the writer I'm quoting is reacting to Mary Sues.
Now for this:
"I GET IT YOU ARSE BISCUiT"
"MY SOUL IS CRUMBLED UP INSIDE OF ME TFYDGXNJ"
"There's a south butter island?
Oh god."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Kill me."
"-DRIVES CAR AWAY TO NOPETOWN-"
"I'm dead inside."
"breathes loudly
I'm going to need a new soul to deal with me."
"HOW?!?? Like. did Satan come out of the ground and draw the sign of a Emo Sue on him? I'm going with that-"
"Looky
Wth is Looky
Looky, a nickle
Looky, a pen
Looky, a Mary sue"
"I can feel the seven year old already."
"Creys a lot"
"Five Idgaf's out of Mew"
"Wweh"
"I wish you died"
"I'm crying like no.
No more."
"ANGRY DINOSAUR SOUNDS"
"THAT IS ThE MOST STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD OMG"
"OH SNAP MATT NO WHY DINOSAUR SOUNDS MNBGEHJK MARY SUE HAS MAGIX POWERSMNBGHJEKJHSJSM"
"Image removed, but it's a one white eye and one blue eyes enderman with a Sycthe about to times larger than her with a god damn cannon ball at the end."
"ROX ASS HAHAH. Mn, carry on..."
"wHAT. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. IT'S ALL LOVEY AND STUFF THEN LIKE "Oh, btw can you burn your right arm for me? K, thanks.""
"*Siri Voice* I'm sorry, Google couldn't find "tragic backstory and unreasonably sadistic OC" did you mean "the cliche count has been broken"?"
"blinks rapidly"
"YES YOU MUST BE PERFECT AT EVERYTHING BUT TEAMWORK
NO IT'S FINE I GET IT I GET IT I REALLY DO MHM."
"*too busy mopping up my tears to care*"
"CANNNNNN YOU SMELL THE ANGST IN THE AIR TONIGHT-"
"*breathes so hard from my nose that my brain pops out*"
"Long story short she's a female Tavros that everybody either loves or slightly dislikes blah blah suffering and confetti yay"
"HEY HERE'S A FUN DRINKING GAME. TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME SHE HAS A KAWAII QUALITY. THE SOBER ONE GETS TO BURN HER."
"BRB CRYING SPARKLES AND PUKING RAINBOWS"
"IM DEAD INSIDE BURY MY SOUL"
"How the glub am I supposed to read that in a life or death situation-"
"WHY DID I DO THE THING"
"DAMN EVERYTHING. I EVEN HAVE A PC NAMED EVERYTHING AND HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT."
"Much amaze such try"
"Old hag"
"HOW DOES SHE KNOW ALL THESE THINGS MNHGYUIUYTGHJ"
"20 da f*cks out of 80 powers"
"I went to the depths of hell to bring you the first chapter of the worst thing the internet ever made. Ever."
"I would rather leave this for you guys. How should we kill it? No mercy, none at all."
"So sorry if you thought I was going to lose another piece of my soul today, I'll do it later."
"hOLY MOLY WTF. I THInk tHE FIRST THOUGHTS WOULD BE "HEY, IS THIS YOUR MAGIC" NOT "OMG SATAN GET OUT I AM DISOWNING YOU GO AWAY GOAT SUCKER""
"This surprises me too."
"WHAT. THE. F*CK. THIS IS NOT FULL METAL ALCHEMIST THIS IS FAIRY TAIL. FAIrY F*CKING TAIL."
"OH WELL THAT MAKES IT ALL FINE AND DANDY THEN AHA~"
"SHE'S BASIC GOING, HEY I WENT THROUGH THE SAME SH*T AS YOU LET'S BE BEST BUDS FOREVER AS I TAKE YOUR SKIN AND BECOME YOU
Idk where the last part came from."
"Cries"
"Please stop self inserting k thanks"
"Ken you not"
"SO STARTED TUGGING ON THOSE HEART STRINGS YOU HEAR?"
"THIS IS NOT A NORMAL, THIS IS NOT A NORMALLLLL"
"So, Jade died I guess"
"SCREAMS NO THIS IS BAD THIS IS IT MY TRAIN JUST WRECK OH"
"DROWNS IN THIS OH GOD H ELP"
"HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU GUYS"
"sits in a corner"
"LOUD SOBBING WHILE GROSSLY EDGY MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND"
"sits in corner surrounded by vodka bottles
slumps over
starts cryinh"
"Surronded by Dr.Pepper bottles, crying
Whispers
Hell was better than this"
"This is more dramatic irony than The French Mistake"
Apr 24, 2022
by
Gau
Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Strawberry Shortcake's Dimension (Part 1)
It was a normal day for Bee Pen and his friends. Strawberry Shortcake was still three feet tall and a simp, Shrew Cart was basically stalking Bee Pen everywhere he went and called him her bestie every two minutes, and Spooky Simp Snake Man... wasn't simping for Strawberry Shortcake? Upon everyone (except Strawberry Shortcake) realizing this, they decided to ask why. "Spooky Simp Snake Man, is something wrong? You're being slightly less of a simp for Strawberry Shortcake today." Bee Pen said worriedly. But Spooky Simp Snake Man scoffed. "Oh please, like I could ever simp for someone like that. She's three feet tall for heaven's sake! I've found someone else who I know I truly love with all of my heart." he said dramatically. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart just stared at him. "Well? Who is she?" Shrew Cart asked. "I thought you'd never ask." Spooky Simp Snake Man said, despite the fact that he'd announced it literally sixteen seconds ago. He reached into his abnormally large jacket pocket and pulled out a watermelon. And this watermelon had lips drawn on it in sparkly purple lipstick and googly eyes, as well as a puke green wig glued on it. "Meet Melony, the girl of my dreams!" For a moment, there was dead silence. And then Bee Pen and Shrew Cart started laughing so hard that it hurt. "DON'T LAUGH AT MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S ADORABLE!" Spooky Simp Snake Man yelled at them, which only made them laugh three times harder. Then Strawberry Shortcake accidentally bumped into him, as she was too busy simping to tell where she was going. This made Spooky Simp Snake Man bump into Shrew Cart, and Shrew Cart bump into Bee Pen, and this counted as a hug for plot reasons because they teleported to another dimension. Strawberry Shortcake gasped with surprise. Not because she'd dimension-hopped, but because of where she'd dimension-hopped to. It was a small port town, and everywhere Bee Pen and his friends looked, there were people with red hair and people with blue hair. "Where the heck are we?" Bee Pen asked, attracting the attention of some of the people. "Captain Shortcake! You're back!" some red-haired lady cried. Immediately, people began to crowd around Strawberry Shortcake, who was grinning confidently. "And I'm glad to be back!" she said. "Uh, Strawberry Shortcake? Do you know these people?" Shrew Cart asked. "Yeah. This is my home." Dramatic music began to play as everyone made surprised noises. "You came from another dimension? See, this is why I stopped simping for you." Spooky Simp Snake Man said. "Sorry I kept it a secret, guys, but I thought I'd never get back here after my ship sank and for some reason I teleported to a whole different dimension." Strawberry Shortcake explained, which really wasn't a good explanation. "You have a ship?" Bee Pen asked, because the fact that Strawberry Shortcake came from another dimension apparently wasn't interesting anymore. Strawberry Shortcake sighed sadly. "I did. It was a beautiful sailing ship with a bunch of cannons on it. We were going to fight off the Lean Greens, and-" "Wait, the who?" Shrew Cart asked, cutting her off. "The Lean Greens are those green-haired morons who dwell on that one island in the north. They think the Red Heads and the Blue Crew are bad because some guy fell off of his boat and washed up here. We gave him a little ship and he returned home, but he convinced the other Lean Greens that we'd bullied him and hurt his feelings, so they declared war on us." some blue-haired boy explained. He literally looked like he walked out of an anime, so Strawberry Shortcake started to simp for him, much to his exhasperation and Spooky Simp Snake Man's jealousy. He proceeded to have a deep internal conflict about the fact that he was simping for a midget and a fruit. But everyone ignored him. "Captain, we've been waiting for you to return. You see, we rebuilt your ship!" one of Strawberry Shortcake's apparent former crew members, who also had blue hair, said. After Strawberry Shortcake stopped simping for him, her brain registered what he'd said. "You rebuilt the Good Ship Pogo?!" she cried. "The... what? Ship WHAT?" Bee Pen asked, baffled. "Follow me." a third blue-haired boy said, and everyone followed him to the other side of the island town, where the port was. Strawberry Shortcake stared in awe at the giant sailboat with cannons. "What in Melony's name is that?!" Spooky Simp Snake Man shrieked in a very girly manner, as there were giant anime boy faces carved out of wood attached to the Good Ship Pogo. "That's my ship! And it's even more amazing than last time?" Strawberry Shortcake cried as she fell to her knees and began to sob with joy. "Well, this is, um..." "Weird as frick? Yeah." Bee Pen muttered, as it was truly a sight. "Well, Captain? Should we try once more to fend off those Lean Green freaks?" "You bet! Come on, everyone!" Strawberry Shortcake said, apparently not crying anymore and jumping ten feet in the air and onto her ship as her crew members climbed on board. Bee Pen, Spooky Simp Snake Man, and Shrew Cart shrugged at each other and climbed on board as well, seeing as they had nothing better to do than to join a redheaded midget as she waged war. Also friendship or something.
To be continued...
Apr 24, 2022
by
Gau
