I had a weird dream.
I forgot what happened at the start but I know some president was making some speech and some teacher was getting pissed because some kid was bringing a pencil to it. I decided to snuggle in a pencil of my own, and later, me and my brother decided to leave the speech early. We decided to go home, and while heading home I decided to run like I was drifting in Mario Kart. Something happens, we try to watch the speech on TV but it wasn't there. For some reason we decided to head back to school for attendance reasons but then we realized we couldn't because it was the second to last day of school and it was a half day so school was already over. Somehow I'm teleported to school again and I run all the way across the school to get to my orchestra class only to realize the schedule was flipped so I ran all the way back to the right classroom, looked for Allison, who was a Ho-oh-Rayquaza fusion in a TV who then revealed themselves to actually be a Mew (it was at this point that I realized I was a Groudon (I wasn't a Groudon for long)). Somehow I was heading home from the bus stop, hit simped for some girl who was walking with an old friend's grandpa, found out where the grandpa lived, and returned home again.
In the next dream, I know I made friends with some guy from India, and some other stuff happening, HT was in the dream now that I think about it, but that's foggy, so I'll skip to the good part.
I was playing some SM64 Rpg game with some friends. We had made it decently far when we arrived at a 30 star door and some bodyguard (who was honestly built like a Gorilla) was blocking the path forward. I asked him what was up ahead (now that I think about it this might've been part of the school dream, and the guard said he was just blocking part of the building off and I assume there were just wrecked classrooms. Later, I returned to the bodyguard, now with the building as the SM64 Rpg and snuck past him (which was easy to do because of bad hitboxes) and reach another roadblock. There were two paths, a way forward left and a way down, both blocked by pufferfish, so I went back to the guard and asked him about it. He said I needed a ticket, but then expanded the pufferfish, since I had made it there illegally. I snuck past the guard again and somehow managed to squeeze past a pufferfish blocking the path forward, so I continued forward them down, grabbed the tickets I needed but kept exploring, saw Eternatus just chilling there but decided to leave it for later. More exploring led me to find a hidden cave and eventually outside my house, so I solved a few puzzles there, made it to the Quick Attack Path, a forest with ORAS graphics with the Petalburg Forest music playing and random anime characters battling you by using random mons, some without quick attack. Later, I took a temporary break from the forest, only to see Gorilla Guard burst from the garage, leading me to fight him. I somehow managed to beat him and trap him in the freezer, and I put a weight on the freezer to keep him trapped. Seeing it wasn't 1:55 yet and I still had time, I returned to the Quick Attack Path, beating some guy with a Slaking with my Ursaluna, which looked incredibly goofy and somehow made Facade a 3-hit move like Surging Strikes, knocking out the Slaking before it could attack, then, I used Miraidon to hop over some random Pokemon, one being a Scream Tail, I exited the forest, did some platforming, and jumped over some Combee and Vespiquen to reach and hit an On/Off block, which triggered a timer. I flew across the ravine nad climbed up some cliff (which I had already done apparently, most likely in another dream), and reached the top, only to realize there was a shiny Dusk Form Lycanroc in the other seat. Yes. I was on a bus now. I jumped back down to take my seat, and as the bus was about to take off, Gorilla Guard had managed to get free and punched something which cracked the window of the bus next to us. Luckily, we managed to get away unscathed, and I returned home to Gorilla Guard and apologized, since I had meant to free him before I got on the bus, and I trapped him because I didn't want him to ruin my few minutes of fun.
Then, I woke up, grabbed my phone, browsed Pokebase, and started typing my dream to the cute redhead on the internet- OH GOD I NEED TO STOP DOING THAT!!!
May 29, 2023
by
Mr. Fish
