Wall for Gau (page 145)

I had a stroke trying to read that and had a stroke when I finally read it

Random fact: Azumarill gets Future Sight via TR. Therfore, I have made these Future Sight Azumarill sets:

Azumarill @ Expert Belt  
Ability: Huge Power  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naughty Nature  
- Future Sight  
- Aqua Jet  
- Play Rough  
- Knock Off  

Azumarill @ Choice Specs  
Ability: Sap Sipper  
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD  
Modest Nature  
IVs: 0 Atk  
- Hydro Pump  
- Future Sight  
- Surf  
- Ice Beam  

Azumarill @ Sitrus Berry  
Ability: Huge Power  
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe  
Naughty Nature  
- Belly Drum  
- Future Sight  
- Aqua Jet  
- Play Rough

Interesting...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot Bastiodon, that metal f**king dinosaur!

Damn I'm quite tired today. I had some weird dreams. One was where I found my custom shiny Rattata in Hertgeld and I was tired and ran away from it. In another dream, I saw that you answered a question about running away or something in Legends Arceus, and I saw that in your answer, you put that we can't message you after 8:00 because of a school break and your mom would be checking your messages (yeah apparently in my dream you go to school and we all share the same time zone. And apparently, wall posts are now texts that can be viewed from your mom after 8:00. I'm also sure it said something about Thursday in there, I dunno.) Anyways, I got lost in the chat or in someone's wall on page 20 (I was extremely tired in the dream as well), I saw messages saying that they'll miss you, I even saw a message from Pee Ben on my wall saying "Turns out I lose hope when she's gone" or something like that. I wanted to put something about no longer being able to flirt with you, but I was too tired to and the transition to the next dream caught me. The Third Dream? Oh, the third dream. This one was so crazy. It was like a dream I had in the past, but very different in some ways. All I can say is that there were depressed Charmeleons, gambling lazy Charizards, superheroes showing off, me waking up in my school combined with my previous church, skipping school (although I don't recall seeing many students...), chasing after some suspicious people, collecting stones, and having a panic attack after a staff member went over to me after I made silent monkey noises without opening my mouth, only for them to tell me not to put away the items I retrieved just yet because the adults were about to take a photo shoot. Yeah, that last dream was very crazy, I CANNOT explain all of it. Fun times...

Oh yeah, I reminded myself one of the reasons I don't play competitive right now. It all happened in the Battle Institution, Omega Ruby:
"How did I just miss 3 Toxics in a row?!?"
"Please don't have a Steel type... Dammit Metagross!"
"Just don't have a Steel type... Dammit - Don't have another Steel type... Or a Pois-OH DAMMIT!"
"Yep. You got a crit RIGHT when I needed you not to. I hate life."
"Damnit Gengar ACTUALLY BE PARALYZED FOR ONCE!!"
"HOLY F#%KING SHLT WAILORD WHISCASH LANDORUS STOP GETTING SO DAMN LUCKY WITH YOUR FISSURES!!!!!!!!!"

In other words, garbage arr enn gee and Steels showing up at the wrong time and bullying my Shiny Registeel, specifically Metagross who showed up too much and Probopass who got the lucky crit. There was also Empoleon, while not bullying Registeel specifically, was spamming Yawn, trying to but my Regis to sleep. And yes, I was using my shiny Regitrio which was ferked against Fighting and Steels and who aren't necessarily good, shut up and let me have my fun.

Yep, my day is AMAZING so far. The sky is a dark sky blue, there's rain falling outside, it's a bit gloomy, and I'm a grumpy old man hating this (not-so-typical) typical Monday...

Also, I haven't been watching Magic Poker Midgets, I haven't really had the time.

I had a weird af dream last night. In one dream, there was some guy going around and making some things bigger, more powerful, and something else I forgot. Allison was there for some reason (this was in the gym I was at yesterday), and the guy that was enhancing everyone was going to tell Allison my secret (for all she knows I've undeveloped my feelings for her, but no I still like her), and he was going to say I like her, but them he said I was "Exerting strong radiant energy towards you." I found that funny for some reason. Then there was another dream where I was shiny hunting or something and a lost dog was somehow in our house. Some crazy woman knocked on our door, saw the dog that was hiding in a bowl of cereal for some reason, and was trying to take it for herself. That's just the beginning of the craziness, the other parts I can't explain or remember.

What's a Shiny Dark Magician?

G E E R O O

Damn I'm tired. I woke up at 5 to go to a thing my dad was competing at, was there for like 10 or 11 hours if I counted correctly, took a couple hours to get dinner and come home, yeah that's why I wasn't here today, not that you asked...

V I made it, and HE STILL HASN'T MADE IT HIS GRAV