Wall for Gau (page 126)

Quite the contrary. It's me narrating my stupid and twisted sense of humor.

Be my crush sometimes so I can push you off a tree-

You'll never guess where that comes from

"His twisted sense of humor involves him (the narrator) and his crush sitting together up in a tree. The narrator shoves his crush out of the tree, making her sustain major injuries. The narrator laughs, shouting that there can only be one in the tree."

Ugh fine, you can order once per week. We need money

Rose

We will have to file a restraining order against you, Strawberry Shortcake

No, make that half-pennies. Enjoy your food ma'am. Never come back :3

Ah, just another ordinary sandwich. Sure thing, that will be $256.72, ma'am, please pay in pennies

I'm already half-expecting you to ask me for insane orders from Jersey Mike's. I might do them, or I might not. You decide

~FlameboyantDarkness~