Wall for Gau (page 121)

Thank you! I shall be talking with my local publishers shortly to confirm printing and release dates and a sequel too. Soon you shall see the real meaning of Mariah Carey in your local Walmart, where such an item will be valued above the rest of their items put together!

Once upon a mouldy Tuesday, Mariah Carey robbed the Macedonian Government.

She was a Slovak enthusiast who could only vigorously promote the growth of luxurious raspberries on Neptune.

“Wow!” she vociferously chuckled with a deep, heart-warming tone. “This ecstatic plant pot tastes like that velvety idea!” Her  endless cult of prestigious bananas woofed like a mighty bedsheet. However, her lemony rant could not be continued…

Suddenly, Princess Zelda swiftly goggled her sloppy nose through the door, which was made out of a curious tube of toothpaste. “Give me that verbal sclerosis, diabetic watermelon!”

Mariah had never been so coherent in her life. She glared with her soapy eyes, suspended upon the tips of her sword-like rubber ducks.

But Princess Zelda again managed to make Mariah even more coherent.

“You hairbrush blight!” she screamed disorderly. At that, she cautiously gashed her thoughtful Aloe vera leaf deep into her own, wobbly eyeballs. “Oooooh aaahhh eeeeeee!” It must have hurt, for the dreadful noise protruding from her mouth caused the death of all the luscious tangerines simultaneously.

Princess Zelda could no longer see her lover, the great God of Gods, but she still loved him. Then he killed her. She died. But she still loved him. Then Mariah killed him. He died. But he didn’t love his dear Princess Zelda anymore. Because she was dead. And he was dead.

Mariah died.

THE END

Much appreciated! I hope you like apple pie

Happy 43rd birthday

You skipped another day

Kriby

I want a Skitty plushie

Also I saw something about how a hero would sacrifice you to save the world, but a villain would sacrifice the world to save you.

And this is why I enjoy playing as villains so much. It's just easier

It's actually so easy to be a bad guy. Think about it: If you're a hero, you have a lot of people who oftentimes don't respect you, despite your, well, heroic acts, whereas being a villain, fear > respect. Now it's a question of whether or not it's better to be feared than respected

Close enough. Be feared.