Wall for Gau (page 58)

My favorite hero
It hurts and I cry!
I'm stuck up
that he loves it
Avoid peanut butter!
I am very worried
Because his nose is square
Barbie is hot!
Now go cry
Finding Locke
You surprised me!
I am very worried
How to cry and more!
It makes me feel bad
Because I don't care
Everything is so beautiful!

I'm a barbie
I have a hand in my hand
It's not hot!
magic etc.
But my brain is made up of brains.
I'm crying with joy!
I remove it
Because I'm always sad
He can't stop!
I am Maria and others.
Looke's girlfriend is dead!
I was so touched by his kindness that I cried!

O my hero, my friend;
I cried and you were sad!
I left crying
to make you happy
give me baked beans!
He apologized
Because I'm stupid
And Barbie with a sheep's head!
so I'm crying
to hold the brain
I want to continue!
He apologized
I cried etc.
And it hurts
because I'm sorry
It hurts everyone!

i am barbie
skin congestion
and I'm lazy and impatient!
it's magic and all
But my brain is made of parasites
So I feel sad and cry!
so i tried
Why am I still sad?
And I'm too weak to hold it!
I am Mary in all things
And Locke's lover is dead!
Have mercy on him and weep for me!

Oh no I don't understand this
Grilled cheese obama sandwich

Woof

252 SpA Dudunsparce Boomburst vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Arceus: 147-174 (38.5 - 45.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
252 Atk Dudunsparce Hyper Drill vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Arceus: 118-139 (30.9 - 36.4%) -- 60.9% chance to 3HKO
commented 1 hour ago by Fizz

Ah yes, God, my favorite Never Used Pokemon.

Thanks a lot! Let's unearth a great forest of juicy electric c***s. We've been best friends since fifth grade (which wasn't that long ago).
I'm friends with Jang (even though I tried to drown her in pasta in kindergarten), but we were so close! We do everything together; Read, study, do homework, read more, you'll know where I'm coming from because we're close.

Then let me kill Pincurchin as you please.

You lost me.

Yeah, adults are strange breed of animal. They're the biggest hypocrites I've ever seen,  and they believe that they deserve respect, and don't have to earn it. Especially teachers. Those believe that high schoolers are all goody two shoes who'll stay like perfect kids, or they believe that high schoolers are devil incarnate. Oh, the stories I could tell... Wbu? How's school/college going?
Also, there's been a development regarding the pink pant story, so you gotta wait a while
(The other story has a guy being really weird with girls, so that can wait)

Jobs unlocked when first given Divine Powers:
- Warrior
- Mage
- Cleric
- Thief
- Pop Star (Male or Female)
-Chef

Jobs unlocked after the first attack from the Dark Lord:
- Cat
- Imp
- Scientist

Jobs unlocked after the second attack from the Dark Lord:
- Tank
- Flower
- Princess

Post-Game Jobs:
- Vampire
- Elf

Lmao so bizarre.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/412820/gates-infinity-clerks-sometimes-close-their-shops-paradise?show=415997#c415997