Okay. this pad is about to go through a major redesign.
ARE YOU READDYYY?
kgud
time for...
PATAMONADVENTURE-2.0
♪Come aboard, and bring alooong all your hopes and dr-//shot
So first and foremost: welcome to the Ohana[Crew]!
You might be new to this, so just to clarify: This is in fact a real idea and is intended to actually happen. Yes, I know, I'm crazy :↕
Make fun of it ALLLL you please, it's happening one way or another and is planned to happen in the next 7-9 years.
Crewmen:
Irvin, AKA Patamon- Captain
Demon- planned navigator
[possible]Sir Mudkip- electrician, blueprint manager, sailmaking/arranging, etc.
Tad and Tenebrae (AKA Lupus/Lulu)- Lieutenant/assistant
Eponyta, AKA Eppy- Cook, kitchen manager
[maybe?] Exe- probably hunter.. maybe musician entertainment
Sapph is apparently coming.
Rules and Conditions:
All must act accordingly to these rules or face punishment (be kicked off the crew, stuff like that). Food and other resources will be looked over by the quartermaster, who will need to give constant attention to everyone's needs. Eppy will also notify of food shortage and stuff like that.
Every crewmate must help with expenses for the adventure. Anyway, I expect all crewmen to spend some of their own money for supplies on the ship, and of course, the ship itself. These pieces of **** cost thousands and thousands of dollars. you each better have at least 5 thousand saved up for the ship.
All terms and conditions must be accepted by all crewmates. You may leave the ship whenever you like, nothing (accept the sea) and no one is stopping you.
Rule #1- Don't disobey or betray the captain
Rule #2- Be civil
Rule #3- In the highly unlikely event of us getting caught in combat, please don't abandon crewmates.
Rule #4- Don't fight
Rule #5- EATCHYO FEWD
Rule #6- Don't complain. Shut yours sorry-ass up about the cupcake box you wanted- WE GOT LIMA BEANS INSTEAD, NOW SHUT THE **** UP, *****.
Rule #7- Get captain and quartermaster's permission/consent before buying stuff or "wasting" money
Rule #8- We aren't pirates, shut the **** up and put that apple back hwere you found it- on that poor civilian's food stand. GIVE THEM THAT 60 CENTS IF YOU WANT SOME DAMN APPLES
Rule #9- No smoking. YOU WANNA BURN THE WHOLE SHIP DOWN, YOU ****? Not to mention the intolerable smell.
Want a new rule? Add it in. I"ll judge it.
General Supplies/Food-
Coming soon. This will just.. have a list of all the food you can expect on the ship. BUT BE SURE TO BRING A BAG OF RICE lel
Aug 24, 2015
by
Your Excellency
