Dungeon of the Barbaric Dwarf from My Armpit
movie one in the Randomly Generated Insanity series
Once upon a time, Enneth was having seizures in his dungeon, which was painted with baked beans. "DORP I WNAT BAKED BEANS" he screamed, despite the walls being covered in them. All of a sudden, a dwarf climbed out of his armpit. Enneth stopped having a seizure and stared at the dwarf, wondering if she was a baked bean. All of a sudden, she screeched "DEEEEEERPEEEEEEE IM PEELOR POOPLE AND I EEEEEET BAKED BEEEEEEEEEENZ AND ENNETH IS DORPONG HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT" Enneth immediately fell in love with Parlor Swipple and they smooched. Luckily, nobody else was there to witness it. One day, a farmer Kyogre named Primal was eating a pizza on his farm, which he had turned into a pizza factory. Then he heard a sound. "OHHHHH EMMMMMM PEEEEEEE DORP-DORP-DORP-DORP-DERP" Primal coughed on his pizza and realized the sound was coming from a nearby dungeon. As the voice which could make earholes bleed continued to scream, he headed on to the dungeon. It was very easy to notice, because there was a giant sign that said "ENNETH HARMONICA GREWPEES DERPING DUNGEON" in neon letters which had been placed backward. Primal Origin Pulsed the door to reveal Enneth and Parlor Swipple in bikinis. He flinched back at the stench of baked beans pouring out from the dungeon. "OMG DERP" Parlor Swipple screamed. She had a breakdancing spaz seizure down the stairs in the dungeon, getting a concussion on every stair. "UR SO DORPING MEENETH THAT I PEED MY PANTZ" Enneth screeched and tossed baked beans at Primal before following Parlor Swipple down the stairs. Primal frantically used Water Spout on himself to wash off the baked beans. "What the hell...?" he muttered, utterly disgusted. He wanted to Thunder that dungeon to bits, but the dungeon was mostly underground, and he couldn't go inside and blast it with Water Spout due to how bad the baked beans smelled. Then he had an idea: what if there was someone who could do something that'd make him immune to the strench of baked beans? He went to the village of Némliss, and within five seconds, he heard someone yell "I'M DANNY PHANTOM!" He turned to see Pika jump off of a building and land face-first in a pile of windows that were sitting there for some reason. He immediately remembered why he didn't spend much time in Némliss. The people were either freaking insane, simps, or freaking insane simps. Usually the last one. Pika dragged herself out of the shards of glass, somehow not cut anywhere. Then she looked up at Primal. "Danny, I want mac and cheese..." she whimpered. "And since when was my name Danny?" For a moment, there was dead silence. "Head." Pika squeaked. "Can't argue with that logic. Say, do you freaking insane simps have anything that can make me immune to the stench of baked beans?" "I like baked beans." "All right, then you go off to the dungeon and eat all the baked beans." Primal ordered. "Okay!" Pika said and sped off toward the dungeon. In two hours, she was back. "Bean..." she whimpered and collapsed. "All righty then." Primal said as he headed into the dungeon. It still smelled like baked beans, but not as strongly as before, and Primal was able to stand it somewhat. After wandering through a bunch of passageways, he found Enneth and Parlor Swipple peeing their pants. "WHERE THE DIRP ARE THE BAGED BEENS" Parlor Swipple cried. "OH EM DORP THEY ARENT HERETH" "IM SO DORPING SAD THAT IM CRYED" "DONT DERPING CRI PARPEE SWIPPOOP" "OH PEE KAY I WANNA BE THE QUEEN OF THE BARBARIC ARMPIT DWARFS DERP" Primal used Water Spout, and Enneth and Parlor Swipple were buried under rocks. "WHAD THE DORP WAS THAT" Parlor Swipple screamed. Enneth peed his pants so hard that the rocks ran away in disgust and the two of them noticed Primal. "OHENNETHDORP STOP MEENING THE LAMEHEAD QUEEN OF THE BARBARIC ARMPIT DWARFS" Enneth screeched. Primal, who couldn't understand a single word he'd just said and didn't care, used Origin Pulse. Enneth and Parlor Swipple were blasted through the ceiling of the dungeon and ended up in a volcano. "OWIE I HORT DERP" Parlor Swipple whined. All of a sudden, a voice bellowed "I WANT BAKED DERPING BEENZ" Enneth and Parlor Swipple turned around to see Groudon standing there. "OH EM EM BAGED BENS DORP" he said and swallowed Enneth and Parlor Swipple whole. But in Groudon's stomach, Enneth yelled "DORP YOU PEE KAY", which came out of Groudon's ears for some reason.
The end.
Sep 12, 2021
by
Gau
My brain: "...Why do you have a tab open if you're not using it?"
Me: "Because what if my mom sees it?!"
My brain: "You've literally been on four different Fandom wikis. Your mom didn't march up to you and demand to know what site you were on."
Me: "But the color scheme's really dark!"
My brain: "SO WAS THE FINAL FANTASY WIKI'S, YOU IMBICILE!"
Me: "BUT WHAT IF SHE WONDERS WHY I'M ON THE DANNY PHANTOM WIKI?!"
My brain: "WHY WOULD SHE?! IT'S COMING IN THE BLOODY MAIL!"
Me: "jfeiojfhfsjipsjhejffkepojjisoef"
My brain: "FEWOINFWFNENWKNFIOFNWUHFHB"
Sep 12, 2021
by
Gau
