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Indeed it is. XD
Jan 27, 2022 by Gau
Oh noooooooooooo...I've been speckledorfed
Jan 27, 2022 by J™
I had a dream that you lost Editor and we're demoted to registered user
Jan 27, 2022 by BM™
Uno Reverse
Jan 27, 2022 by J™
I saw your post on Fenton's wall XD
Jan 27, 2022 by Mr. Fish
N Dumped Me And I Go REE
by Parlor Swipple


N, N, N
He dumped me (dumped me)
N, N, N
He makes me ree (makes me ree)

I hate N (hate N)
He's a big meanie (big meanie)
I was his girlfriend (girlfriend)
He treated me (treated me)
Like lamehead turds (lamehead turds)
As you can see (can see)
I have a reason to ree (reason to ree)
Because N makes me

Into a lamehead (a lamehead)
I totally wasn't one before (wasn't one before)
And so I hate him (hate him)
Because he yeeted me (yeeted me)
At a magical whee box (whee box)
Filled with N pants (N pants)
And Hau-flavored malasadas (Hau-flavored malasadas)

N, N, N
He lived in a spleen (in a spleen)
N, N, N
He pooped a lot (pooped a lot)

N, N, N
Dumped me (dumped me)
N, N, N
And so I go ree (I go ree)



OMG No N Dumped Me
by Parlor Swipple


OMG
OMG no
OMG
OMG no

N
Oh N
He dumped me
N
Oh N
D-U-M-P-E-D M-E
O-M-G N-O
No no no
OMG
No no no

I am Taylor Swift
How could he do this to me
OMG
OMG OMG
No
Oh no
No no no no no
Oh why
Why why why why why

I am a narcissist
Just like him
So why
So why
So why did he dump me
I support Peta Isis
Just like him
So why
So why
So why did he dump me

OMG no
OMG no
OMG no
OMG no
O-M-G
N-O
N D-U-M-P-E-D M-E
No no no



Wait I Broke Up With Him
by Parlor Swipple


Oh em gee
I just recalled
Oh em gee
I broke up with N
Oh em gee
My life was a lie
Oh em gee
I just wanna die

'Cause N gave me no money
When I broke up with him
How dare he
How dare he
How dare he
I want my big money
Out of N's Rubik's cube
I need more money
Despite me making millions or so
I'm so broke
I don't have a single dollar
He just left without giving me anything
How dare he
How dare he
How dare he
Dollars cash money cents nickels quarters dimes
I need the big money
'Cause I broke up with N



Still All His Fault
by Parlor Swipple


It's N's fault
All his fault
Because I disliked him
Even though I was his girlfriend
I'm totally not stupid as frick
He dumped me
Despite me dumping him
All his fault
Still his fault

I hate N
For dumping me
No matter what I did
He's the one to blame
If I killed him
I'd say he killed himself
'Cause it's all his fault
Not mine

His fault
His fault
His fault
Bad N
Bad N
Bad bad baddy bad N

It's all his fault
Yeah yeah
His fault yeah
Yeah yeah
I blame him
Because my high heel got a stain
He didn't make the coffee that spilled
But he's the one to blame
I broke my ankle
Because I ran myself over
But there was an N ghost in the car
Who was sniffing a green clover
So his sight was blocked
And it was all his fault
And so I blame him
For me making the N worshipping cult

Still all his fault
No matter who did what
Where they were
Who they were
That doesn't matter
It's N's fault
Because he dumped me
And so I hate him
Forever and eternally



REE N
by Parlor Swipple

Ree ree ree
N makes me ree
I go ree at N
Ree ree ree
I go ree
Screeing rees
As I ree at N
Ree ree ree

OMG ree
Holy frick ree
Triple flip ree
Crazy clown ree
Dumping me ree
Sleeping sound ree
Insanity N ree
Taylor Swift goes ree
Ree ree ree ree ree
Ree

Ree N
Ree N
Ree N
Ree ree ree N
Ree N
Ree to the Ns
Ree to every N
And ree at N



BONUS SECRET TRACK

Hauhead
by Parlor Swipple

I ate Hauhead
In the exploding scree
I stole his malasadas
And kissed him on the knee

He's digesting
In my lower lung
He was really yummy
Though he killed my tongue

I ate Hauhead
Hauhead
Haueth McHead
Haumer Simpson
I might be a Hauhead addict
Because I ate his cigar of N brains
Yeah yeah

Hauhead got a whee
Lodged in his upper spleen
I ripped it out
And caused him to ree
He turned massive
And ate my eyes
But I said
"Who gives a frick"
And now all that's left
Is my memory inside
That's what's left of Hauhead
'Cause I ate him hard

Got Hauhead
Lodged in my intestine
The doctors said
I should eat my kin

So I ate them all
And now they're stuck there too
The doctors shrugged their shoulders
And called me a crappy loo

So now I'm dying of Hauhead
But what a way to go
Although it hurts really hard
And imploded my big toe

Now I died of Hauhead
Whooptie-do for me
But I'll be fine here in purgatory
Because I can hold in my pee
Nov 27, 2020 by Fenton Force
Jan 25, 2022 by Gau
N wrote Thriller. He said "I NEED TO SNUGGLE AND SING ABOUT TERROR FANTASIES DERP OH I KNOW THIS IS THRILLER THRILLER DERPY NIGHT WOOT WOOT FOURTY-THOUSAND YEAR OLD FUNK DERP" and decided to write Thriller. It went like this:
"DERPY MIDNIGHT EVIL MOONLIGHT HEART-STOPPING SCREAM TERROR SOUND FREEZING HORROR EYES PARALYZED THRILLER NIGHT DERRRRRRP SAVING STRIKEY DERP BEASTS THRILLER LIFE KILLER TONIGHT DOOR RUN HAND SUNNY DERPED EYE IMAGINATION WHILE CREATURE BEHIND TIME THRILLER SECOND FORTY OOH NIGHT LIFE INSIDE CREATURES AND THE DERPY DEAD MASQUERADE ALIEN JAWS WIDE END LIFE DERRRRPY DORP GET DEMONS YOU POSSES AND THE NUMBER DIAL TIME SAYS OMGGGGGGG YEET DERP CUDDLING NIGHT THE UMBREON'S SCREEN TERROR SEE THRILLER NIGHTY NIGHT THRILLING GHOULS DERPED THE THRILLER HOLDING THE TIGHT KILLERS TONIGHT AND I THRILLER DARES OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH THRILLER TIGHT SHIRT SHARING THE KILLER AND THE THRILL WENT DERP DARKNESS MIDNIGHT HOUR CREATURES GO YUM YUM BLOOD MMM NEIGHBORHOOD THRILL FOUND SOUL DOWN THE YEET DERP HELLHOUNDS YAY SHELL CORPSES THRILLED THE OOH THRILLED OOOOOOHHHHHH DERP BABED THE NIGHT FOUR FORTY THOUSAND YEAR STENCH SMELLS LIKE MY GRANDMA'S OLD FARTS THRILLERED GHOUL TOMB DOOM ALIVE FIGHT SHIVERING DERPS MORTAL EVIL DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"
Nov 17, 2020 by Fenton Force
Jan 25, 2022 by Gau
yes
Jan 23, 2022 by Gau
Oh no! Which one do I shoot?!
Jan 23, 2022 by BM™
Water
Jan 23, 2022 by Gau