En-Ne-Th: The Anime
Yo, listen up! This is a story about a blue boy who lives in a blue wor- oh wait wrong story. Anyway, one day Primal was swimming around in his ocean and laughing about the fact that humans had only explored 2% of it after coming back from praying to Bidoof at the giant underwater Bidoof shrine he'd built. It was a regular day, devoid of Enneth and Parlor Swipple. Until they decended into the ocean wearing giant baked bean cans with straws in their noses. "DLORPFH" they screamed. Primal, furious that lameheads had invaded his ocean again, used Thunder, which miraculously only harmed Enneth and Parlor Swipple because reasons. They were blasted out of the ocean, and Primal thought he could relax. Turns out he was wrong. "FUC U PRIMAL U FUCHED I HOPE U DIE AND GET HIT BY A TRUCK AND HIT BY A CAR AND DIE BECAUSE LUCARIO IS IN SMASH AND I DIDNT GET POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!1!!111!!!!11111!!!!1" a voice yelled despite being underwater. Primal turned around, ready to blast Josh Kool like he had the other lameheads, but he was hit over the head with a toy truck which knocked him unconscious for whatever reason. When he came to, he wasn't underwater anymore. He was in the lameheads' secret base which they'd recently stolen from themselves. He was also handcuffed despite not having hands and tied to a really scratchy chair. "Oh god." Just then, Parlor Swipple walked into the room, having a breakdancing spaz seizure and screeching something about 'shoving Enneth up her ear hotly'. She was holding a really old movie projector, which she put on a small table. But when it didn't project anything, she slammed her head into it, dumped baked beans on it, bit it, screamed about it hurting her feelings, and gave herself a magical tragical head injury. Primal tried to break free, but he couldn't. He tried to Origin Pulse Parlor Swipple to death, but she just sung her entire newest album without seeming injured at all. After Primal SCREE'd so loud that most glass would shatter, the movie projector finally turned on. The 'word' "En-Ne-Th" appeared on-screen as the background flashed in a multitude of seizure-enducing colors. A song began to play. For a moment, he thought it was the lameheads' 'rendition' of the Tiny Toons theme song, but it was something much worse: Obsessed by Adison Rae or whoever, sung by Parlor Swipple and Enneth. "DORP BABETH WEVE CAME SO FAR I KNOW BECAUSE WE DRIVE A CAR MADE OF PEE" "I LIT A CANDLE ON A DASHBORD DERP IM SO HOT" "YOU SAY YOURE OBSESSED WITH ME AND EET BAKED BEENSES BECAUSE ITS DERPING TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "DORP" "IM ALSO OBSEBBED WITH ME E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DERP" "OH EM GEE (DERP)" "AND THEN I HOTTETHLY DOOOOOOOOOOOORPEDEDEDED" It was actually hard to tell the difference between the original and the lamehead version. Luckily, it ended relatively quickly, and unluckily, the 'show' started. It was mostly just Enneth and Parlor Swipple eating baked beans with En-Ne-Th 'cards' just kinda... there. But then the main villain of the show was revealed all of a sudden: Josh Kool. Except him and his dupes were playing frocky whee heads because of the sheer amount of dupes, so his name had been changed to 'Piermill Coger'. Primal was beyond insulted. "FUC ALL THE LAMEHEADS IM WAY BETTER THEN U!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11!1111!!111" 'Piermill' screamed. "OH ENNETH GEEEEEE DERP" Enneth and Parlor Swipple screamed before Enneth was randomly thrusted into a duel against 'Piermill'. After they sat around, tossing cards at each other and peeing their pants, 'Piermill' suddenly pulled out a can of spray-on hair dye with an Enneth eyeball drawn on it. "I HAVE THE FUCING MILLENNIUM DYE SO IM GONG 2 BAN FIZZ!!!!!111!!111!!11!one!!1!1" he said before using it to dye his hair neon pink instead of neon blue. "WAIT YOURE A POCKY WEAPON HAT DERP FIZZ IS YOUR HERO" Enneth told him. "FUC THAT!!!!11!1!!111" "OK DERP" Just when Primal was considering slamming his head into his chair, the ceiling was broken apart and none other than Gau appeared. The lameheads threw up on each other in horror as Gau was about to unleash Ultima. "NOOOOO! DON'T SAVE ME! I HATE YOU!" Primal yelled at him. He immediately stopped his attack, confused. Then he shrugged, yowled, and teleported away. Ten and two halves of an hour later (because I can math), Primal was still being forced to watch En-Ne-Th. He was currently on Season 27, and he could confirm that it was the same thing over and over with a different 'villain' each season. The villain of Season 27 was Enneth. He kept running around the screen so that he seemed to be in two places at once so he could pretend to be both the protagonist and the villain. Obviously it didn't work, and Primal felt like his brain was either shrinking or bleeding. But ten seasons later, it finally ended. Primal would've instantly fallen asleep if he wasn't so disturbed that he felt he'd never sleep again. "PEE KAY DID YOU LIKETH ARE DERPING ANYMAY" Enneth asked him. Suddenly, Primal started to struggle, and his fins broke out of the handcuffs. The rope also fell off. With a mighty SCREE, he Thundered the movie projector, the main source of his torment. It exploded. "OH DERP" Enneth and Parlor Swipple screamed. "FUC U FUCHED!!!11!!11!!!1!1!11three!!11!!1!" Josh Kool yelled and tossed a Gligurr alt at him. After the Gligurr bounced off of the enraged Primal, he slowly turned around. His eyes were bloodshot if it was possible for a Kyogre. He seemed to mumble something, and the lameheads couldn't figure out what it was because pretty much all they could hear was each other screaming. "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Primal roared suddenly, unleashing a giant tsunami and drowning everything in a five-mile radius.
The end (apparently).
Mar 8, 2022
by
Gau
thank yau
"Lameheads are everywhere
Gathering N brain farts in a bag
To unleash upon
All the N-hating non-lameheads
The Gladion cult leader
AKA me grabs an epic sword
Made of Gladion hair
Which cuts off N's lame head
And the cult celebrates
Cud dis id Bau triller
Bau triller noot
Where Lusamine writes parenting books
And is the OG lamehead face
Yoo no ids Bau triller
Bau triller noot
Hauhead is cheating on his head
With his frocky face
Bau triller twonoot, yea, woo
Guzma's a psycho
Who beat Gla-Gla in battle
So I killed him
And declared his body a scree corpse
Which was eaten
By Primal and all the hungry Pokemon
Pika dances with Gla-Gla
And gets shipped with Hauhead
Which makes me scree
Cud dis id Bau triller
X wears his whee pantaloons
And stalks kids in space with Pika
(Ooh, ooh)
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Hauhead cheats on his head
Wit hid feece, Bau triller twonoot
Hau is a head lame
With his heads getting epically eaten
By a Gladion head with Kyogre fins
That flies in the air
As Primal grows Gladion heads, ooh
Lusamine is Giratina's kid
And she made Groudon and Rayquaza lame
With lamehead happy meals
But her kids were really lucky
Because her lameheaditis
Wasn't passed down at all, yeah
She's still lame
And always will be forever
And I'm happy
Dat tis id Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Where Sun is cute and Moon is lame
And too many OCs are kind and caring
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
And Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot
Id killeded buy Bau triller, epix chilleder
Bau triller tere twonoot
Cud dis id Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Pika is at the pinnacle of cute
And too many OCs are kind and caring
(Ooh, ooh)
Bau triller, Bau triller noot
Gla-Gla has epic cute Masters emotes
Dat eximplode mey brian, Bau triller
And we whee in the chat
I parodied a parody
Because why the frick not
It's awesome as heck
Thanks to Primal misspelling Hau
And we whee in the chat
Flareon's related to a YouTuber
Because I said so is why
I get shipped with half my male friends
And it makes me wanna wheescree
And we whee in the chat
(Bau triller, woo, Bau triller)
And we whee in the chat
(Bau triller noot, Bau triller)
And we whee in the chat
Ooh, Pika whees in the chat
Bau triller noot, Puka
We give zero cruds about N's lame head
Which implodes in a Lyle face
(Bau triller noot, Bau triller)
An epic song of whee erupts
From the keyboards of the cults
And we turn into whee machines
I epically dance in a twirling whee (And we whee in the chat)
And everyone must kill Peta Isis
Por tey beh wheex buy Bau triller!
EPIC WHEEEEEEEEEE
EPIC WHEEEEEEEEEE!"
Mar 6, 2022
by
Gau
