Wall for Gau (page 83)

Bunsen Burner

don’t hate me but my life is so devoid of happiness I get nauseous after eating 99% of cakes and cupcakes, and so on

Well, now I’m really pissed off. Sorry for swearing. I found a random shiny basculin today, but the first move she used was final gambit, and I didn’t have any ghost type Pokémon on me. Sigh. Do you think I’ll ever find a third shiny? I’m really annoyed it used its only fainting move as it’s first move. I mean seriously…

In terms of shinys i have no shinies.

I did. I still, like the true idiot I am, have no idea what your talking about.

Ummmmm... Ok, what story?

The whole, this story is true, look it up on Google. Where did that come from?

i’ll have you know I manually make my i’s lowercase to bug people, autocorrect never fixes it cause i killed autocorrect and stuck its body in a sewer, fear me

hiya Carmen Winstead

if someone is dead they should at least have the good sense to spell using GRAMMARLY (promoting grammarly, pay me)